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(Talking Points Memo)   Georgia GOP Chair says that straight people will fraudulently get gay married just for the benefits. Because everyone knows that there are absolutely no heterosexual sham marriages   (livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com ) divider line
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2013-04-01 09:35:20 AM  
Why wouldn't they just get fraudulently straight married? Wouldn't that accomplish the same thing?
 
2013-04-01 09:35:57 AM  

ongbok: Why wouldn't they just get fraudulently straight married? Wouldn't that accomplish the same thing?


Or am I not supposed to point that out?
 
2013-04-01 09:42:33 AM  
First in line for marriage? Wide-stanced Republican lawmakers.
 
2013-04-01 09:51:55 AM  
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2013-04-01 09:55:12 AM  
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2013-04-01 09:56:17 AM  
Ted Haggert would like a word with all the GOP'ers he can toss a meth pipe at...
 
2013-04-01 10:08:37 AM  
Can we PLEASE get a law passed that allows ordinary citizens who don't have their heads up their asses to punch people like this in the face? Twice?
 
2013-04-01 10:08:44 AM  
Sham Gay Marriages is the name of my Tatu cover band.
 
2013-04-01 10:10:12 AM  
Straight sham marriages are biblically-sanctioned, that's the difference.
 
2013-04-01 10:14:10 AM  
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When I want my party to be taken seriously on the national stage again, I get my serious political opinions and policy stances from Adam Sandler movies.
 
2013-04-01 11:40:52 AM  
What they're really afraid of is after the "sham" marriage, some hijinx will ensue, and the guys will discover they're really in love with each other, and it'll turn into a real marriage.  Then the guys will have the buttsecks the republicans are always fantasizing about but claim to be disgusted by.
 
2013-04-01 01:12:10 PM  
Can't wait for the sham gay male, lesbian marriages - you know they happen. We need to appoint a czar to investigate...
 
2013-04-01 01:15:10 PM  
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Sure, you'll be a sham wife, but you'll be the envy of every other sham wife in town!
 
2013-04-01 01:18:40 PM  

Elzar: Can't wait for the sham gay male, lesbian marriages - you know they happen. We need to appoint a czar to investigate...


See the picture in the 4th post of this thread.

/like she needs yet another investigation right about now
 
2013-04-01 01:27:51 PM  
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SHAM VOW
 
2013-04-01 01:30:03 PM  
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2013-04-01 01:33:11 PM  
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2013-04-01 01:36:38 PM  
And then what, sir?  Seriously: will the tiny fraction of people that would suddenly be willing to have a sham gay marriage over an already-available sham straight marriage tank the economy?  Will they kill the entrepreneurial spirit?  Will they smuggle illegal immigrants into this country?  What are you getting at?
 
2013-04-01 01:36:54 PM  
to be fair, Shameless has concurrent attempted sham gay and attempted sham straight marriages going on:

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2013-04-01 01:40:20 PM  
So all those f*cktards and their smarmy "gays can get married...to people of the other sex!  hur hur hur!!" were actually advocating sham marriages?

In the name of upholding the sanctity of the institution?

YOU ARE F*CKING BIGOTS.  OWN IT.
 
2013-04-01 01:46:45 PM  

ongbok: Why wouldn't they just get fraudulently straight married? Wouldn't that accomplish the same thing?


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CDP [TotalFark]
2013-04-01 01:49:10 PM  
Rock Hudson was married, and he was teh homoghey
 
2013-04-01 01:58:28 PM  

CDP: Rock Hudson was married, and he was teh homoghey


See also Elton John

/I'm sure there are others but I can't think of them
 
2013-04-01 02:04:59 PM  

Lionel Mandrake: So all those f*cktards and their smarmy "gays can get married...to people of the other sex!  hur hur hur!!" were actually advocating sham marriages?

In the name of upholding the sanctity of the institution?


That is a good point.  They're arguing that people should pretend to be straight, deny themselves the happiness of marriage in favor of  a financial institution of one that they approve, all to protect some ideal that they proclaim as "sacred."  Hmm.
 
2013-04-01 02:10:47 PM  

factoryconnection: Lionel Mandrake: So all those f*cktards and their smarmy "gays can get married...to people of the other sex!  hur hur hur!!" were actually advocating sham marriages?

In the name of upholding the sanctity of the institution?

That is a good point.  They're arguing that people should pretend to be straight, deny themselves the happiness of marriage in favor of  a financial institution of one that they approve, all to protect some ideal that they proclaim as "sacred."  Hmm.


Um, maybe just don't be gay. How hard is that? I choose to be straight every day. Why can't these weirdos do the same instead of asking for special rights?
 
CDP [TotalFark]
2013-04-01 02:15:39 PM  

Tom_Slick: CDP: Rock Hudson was married, and he was teh homoghey

See also Elton John

/I'm sure there are others but I can't think of them


Elton John is teh gehy? Next you will and tell me Freddie Murcuy and John Wayne were homoghey .... Must have caught it from Rock Hudson
 
2013-04-01 02:20:00 PM  

CDP: Tom_Slick: CDP: Rock Hudson was married, and he was teh homoghey

See also Elton John

/I'm sure there are others but I can't think of them

Elton John is teh gehy? Next you will and tell me Freddie Murcuy and John Wayne were homoghey .... Must have caught it from Rock Hudson


This may be shocking, but so was Liberace, I know I did not see that one.
 
2013-04-01 02:22:05 PM  

CDP: Tom_Slick: CDP: Rock Hudson was married, and he was teh homoghey

See also Elton John

/I'm sure there are others but I can't think of them

Elton John is teh gehy? Next you will and tell me Freddie Murcuy and John Wayne were homoghey ....


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"It's true..."
 
2013-04-01 02:23:07 PM  
From the Original ArticleEverhart said if she had a young child, she wouldn't want them to have gay parents who would influence that child's sexual orientation."You're creating with this child that it's a lifestyle, don't go out and marry someone else of a different sex because this is natural," Everhart said.

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WHAT IS THIS I DON"T EVEN
 
2013-04-01 02:46:03 PM  

Car_Ramrod: Um, maybe just don't be gay. How hard is that? I choose to be straight every day. Why can't these weirdos do the same instead of asking for special rights?


I'd have  much easier time choosing to be straight if all these homos could stop sucking my dick all the time.  Seriously!
 
2013-04-01 02:46:55 PM  
So we'll have roommates pretending to be gay couples instead of gay couples pretending to be roommates?
 
2013-04-01 02:48:23 PM  
So, I dug up her Facebook, which obviously I won't be linking, and went through a bunch of public statements about her.  It's pretty easy to find, she has a public profile for a reason, given a public position.  Widowed, no mention of children anywhere in any of the statements, or on her FB.  Since the anti-equality enthusiasts have been calling for "traditional marriage," I was wondering about hers.  No kids, that's a pretty big violation of traditional marriage.  After all, that is exactly what the traditional marriage people have been saying a marriage is for - to have kids.  So wasn't she in a sham marriage for the benefits by her own statements?
 
2013-04-01 02:48:34 PM  
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2013-04-01 02:49:13 PM  
"Lord, I'm going to get in trouble over this, but it is not natural for two women or two men to be married," Everhart said. "If it was natural, they would have the equipment to have a sexual relationship."

Sweetie, marriage itself isn't "natural". It's a human construct that far outdates your God, but itself is predated by the natural urge to find a mate and fark like bunnies, which is where your "equipment" comes in. Said "equipment" works whether or not there is a marriage certificate because marriage itself is not a part of nature.
 
2013-04-01 02:50:42 PM  

Car_Ramrod: Um, maybe just don't be gay. How hard is that? I choose to be straight every day. Why can't these weirdos do the same instead of asking for special rights?


If you're "choosing", then you aren't straight. You're a bisexual, not sure if anyone's tried to tell you this before. Either way, welcome to life outside the closet.
 
2013-04-01 02:50:46 PM  
"Lord, I'm going to get in trouble over this, but it is not natural for two women or two men to be married," Everhart said. "If it was natural, they would have the equipment to have a sexual relationship."

I...  I don't think she actually knows how gay sex works.  Or what oral or anal sex are.
 
2013-04-01 02:51:35 PM  
GOP: We are going to win huge in future elections b opposing same-sex marriage. It is a winning hand. We are ALL-IN.
www.cleveredfool.com

DNC: CALL.
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2013-04-01 02:53:26 PM  
The biggest problem for the anti-gay marriage crowd is that there is no purely objective reason to prohibit gay marriage.  The second biggest problem for them is that Americans are starting to wake up that fact.

This debate is over and the DOMA supporters have lost.  They just can't accept this.  Much like the supporters of Jim Crow laws.  So we have another decade at least of listening to them whine.  But hey I bet it's tough being on the wrong side of history.
 
2013-04-01 02:54:32 PM  

factoryconnection: I'd have much easier time choosing to be straight if all these homos could stop sucking my dick all the time. Seriously!


You know, on the surface, that sounds like it would be great.  Having men (or women) constantly coming up to you and sucking your dick.  But in reality, I bet it would get annoying.  Like with cooking.  You've got three burners on the stove going, food in various stages of preparation, but this guy just won't stop sucking your dick.  On one hand, yeah, great, you're getting a bj.  On the other, your dinner party is going to be pissed off when you gotta order out for pizza because a guy was velcro-d to your johnson for three hours.
 
2013-04-01 02:57:06 PM  
I think there's plenty of evidence that this guy is right.

www.zanesmall.com
 
2013-04-01 02:57:34 PM  

IrateShadow: So we'll have roommates pretending to be gay couples instead of gay couples pretending to be roommates?


It'll work out fine until Mrs. Roper finds out.
 
2013-04-01 02:57:58 PM  

Sybarite: ongbok: Why wouldn't they just get fraudulently straight married? Wouldn't that accomplish the same thing?

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....he looks like a 4th grader in that picture.
 
2013-04-01 03:00:16 PM  

factoryconnection: Car_Ramrod: Um, maybe just don't be gay. How hard is that? I choose to be straight every day. Why can't these weirdos do the same instead of asking for special rights?

I'd have  much easier time choosing to be straight if all these homos could stop sucking my dick all the time.  Seriously!


Mikey1969: If you're "choosing", then you aren't straight. You're a bisexual, not sure if anyone's tried to tell you this before. Either way, welcome to life outside the closet.


Look, it's not that complicated. Whenever some gay dude that I met at the gay bar I just happen to go to all the time because it's close to my house comes home with me because I think he was cool and the bar was over but we both wanted to party some more, and he gets the wrong idea and starts going down on me, I laugh and say, "Heh, nice try, dude. You can suck my dick all you want, but it's not gonna make me gay, so joke's on you. I'm just gonna let you finish me off, then maybe reciprocate (because I'm not rude), but it doesn't mean anything because I'm choosing to be straight."

It's such an easy choice. I really don't understand the confusion.
 
2013-04-01 03:00:29 PM  

Sybarite: ongbok: Why wouldn't they just get fraudulently straight married? Wouldn't that accomplish the same thing?

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Georgia politicians are endlessly embarrassing.  Last week is was Saxby.  Wonder who is going to show their ass next week?
 
2013-04-01 03:00:39 PM  
What a farking twat.

Oh and if it was man saying it...

what a farking closeted gay homosexual queer deluxe.
 
2013-04-01 03:00:55 PM  
I know a gay dude who's married to a woman for immigration purposes. WHAT NOW, GEORGIA?!?!
 
2013-04-01 03:01:59 PM  
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2013-04-01 03:02:14 PM  
Just wait until shamvestites get sham-married.
 
2013-04-01 03:02:15 PM  
2xhelix: <img src="http://i.imgur.com/IcFhcwx.jpg" width="300" height="214">
 
Ah Marcus Bachmann - a guy so deep in the closet that the King of Narnia believes talking bears are a real thing.
 
2013-04-01 03:03:32 PM  
All I have to say is: the US military. You will find more people getting married for benefits there than anywhere else in this country. This was a problem long before DADT was repealed, it has nothing to do with the sex of the potential conspirators.

Back in 2008 they actually found a Eastern European mail-order bride ring that they were using to defraud the US government: enlistees get a pay raise and off-base housing, women get green cards, and the company got a finders fee.
 
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