hutchkc: The plant in front of the window should have been a decent clue that your not supposed to go through there.
KJUW89: I've got 62 stitches that supports that statement. /yes, I was an adult when it happened//no, I wasn't drunk
Staffist: KJUW89: I've got 62 stitches that supports that statement. /yes, I was an adult when it happened//no, I wasn't drunkHow long until they come out?
Gilligann: They let him walk away? It would have taken minimal effort to keep him there.
darklingscribe: I've walked into sliding glass doors a couple of times in my life, but never at a full run and both times the doors stayed intact.Funnily enough I've never seen my dogs do it, though they've ripped holes in quite a few screen doors going full speed.
styckx: lol and the dumb farks let him get away still..
Mixolydian Master: but the thief's friend intervened and told them he was going to his car to get his gun if they interfered,
Mentalpatient87: Mixolydian Master: but the thief's friend intervened and told them he was going to his car to get his gun if they interfered,Go to his car? Can he get there before you start beating his ass?
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