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(Fox 45 Dayton)   Ohio man hits bottom again   (fox45now.com) divider line 17
    More: Dumbass, Ohio, Michele Dakin, lawsuit filed, Ron Kronenberger  
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20603 clicks; posted to Main » on 01 Apr 2013 at 12:16 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-04-01 12:20:41 PM  
6 votes:
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2013-04-01 12:35:13 PM  
5 votes:
No, it is all just a big misunderstand.  I can explain everything.  Yes, he was in my office.  Yes, there was an object that miiiiiiiiiiiiight be described, by some, as a paddle.  I was sitting in my chair and then he walked towards me, and then he slipped and fell and landed across my legs and that's when, hoo boy, you're not gonna believe this, a million to one shot, right then the AC kicked on and the blast of wind caught my hand and forced it downwards and it barely grazed his sweet, tender, pleading....I mean, it kinda nipped his, uh, his, don't say tender, precious hiney, his, "bottom area of his upper legs beneath his torso".  In shock, I drew my hand back and then the sudden gust of air kicked on again and carried my hand, against my will, towards his area where, ok, there might have been contact.  Did I call him a "dirty biatch"?   I can't answer that.  Did I tell him to tell me how it stung? That's not the issue.  Did I ask him to yell, "pink my ass, daddy!  Pink it but good!"  That's just rank hearsay.
2013-04-01 01:26:50 PM  
4 votes:
I'm surprised he didn't turn around, rip the paddle out of his hands, and proceed to knock down the entire grocery store with it, killing everyone inside.  We used to throw dry beans at this retarded kid on the bus until one day he'd had enough, ambled back there, and beat the shiat out of me and my friend.  And worse, he was using WWF moves, which up until that moment, I thought were fake.  As it turns out, a backbreaker is real.  Who knew?

Luckily my dad played poker with not only the superintendent of schools but also the town sheriff.  The headline could've been, "Mentally Handicap Child Defends Himself Against Bullies."  In reality it read, "RETARDED MAN ASSAULTS TWO CHILDREN ON SCHOOL BUS."  They expelled him and locked him up in the criminal ward of the mental institution on the hill.  His parents didn't have two nickles to rub together, so my dad and his buddies got drunk, burned down their house, and ran them out of town.  He didn't cotton to poor people picking on his only boy.

Every Christmas I send a mocking card to the retarded guy at the institution.  It's usually a picture of his burned down house or some dry beans.  I hope that farker never gets out!
2013-04-01 01:05:53 PM  
3 votes:

Cheron: While I was in school we would periodically get a "survey" phone call about spanking.  It would start of like like some one doing sociological research and slowly get more perverted.  These calls went on for years.


So, did your parents practice corporal punishment?  How did that make you feel?  Were you paddled in school?  Do you know if your friends were spanked?  Have you been a bad girl?  You like being bad, don't you?  You know what bad girls get.  I'm gonna show you what bad girls get.  Why don't you come here and tell me how bad you've been.
2013-04-01 12:39:08 PM  
3 votes:
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2013-04-01 01:00:22 PM  
2 votes:
While I was in school we would periodically get a "survey" phone call about spanking.  It would start of like like some one doing sociological research and slowly get more perverted.  These calls went on for years.
2013-04-01 12:44:55 PM  
2 votes:
Never go full retard on a retard..
2013-04-01 12:21:00 PM  
2 votes:
THANK YOU SIR MAY I HAVE ANOTHER!!
2013-04-01 11:08:27 AM  
2 votes:
Hitting bottom can be fun.

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2013-04-01 04:16:40 PM  
1 votes:
Closet case with a dominism fetish. No, I don't need to know anything else about him to make that judgement. If he doesn't have adult males being spanked as premier viewing in his personal spank bank I'll eat my hat.
2013-04-01 03:49:08 PM  
1 votes:

B.L.Z. Bub: Proverbs is from the Hebrew Bible and was later grandfathered into the Christian Bible, so don't know why you're bringing Jesus into this unless you think "everything in the Bible" === "Jesus" === "Christianity".


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2013-04-01 03:01:20 PM  
1 votes:
Now, wait a minute.  This is wrong?
This morning I left my key card at home and had to ask my boss for a guest pass to use for the day.  He wouldn't give it to me until I spent 10 minutes across his lap with my skirt lifted so he could spank me.  But, he didn't use a paddle, he only used his hand.  Should I complain to someone?  This has happened before.
2013-04-01 02:15:59 PM  
1 votes:
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2013-04-01 12:26:23 PM  
1 votes:

Dakin  said at least three times, Kronenberger  brought her mentally challenged  brother in the back office and  beat him on the bottom  with a paddle.
Her brother said he was paddled   for   " being bad"  and  talking to customers.


Being bad? That's a paddlin'. Talking to customers? Oh, you better believe that's a paddlin'.

2013-04-01 12:08:42 PM  
1 votes:
Hey, he specifically warned his employees that they should be "store-testing" for fresher coffee...

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He just wasn't married to any of them...
2013-04-01 12:08:19 PM  
1 votes:
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THANK YOU FATHER JESUS!
2013-04-01 12:01:38 PM  
1 votes:

Godscrack: "He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes."


so basically they just put 'eth' after every other word?  i want to go back to that time just to hear people talk to each other.  I bet it would be very bizarre.
 
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