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    More: Dumbass, Ohio, Michele Dakin, lawsuit filed, Ron Kronenberger  
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2013-04-01 02:15:59 PM
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2013-04-01 02:28:17 PM
Found it:

WAYNESVILLE, Ohio - An Ohio landlord is accused of whipping a tenant with a belt on his bare buttocks for falling behind on his rent

Yep. Mr Kronenberger has a bit of a fetish. NTTAWWT between consenting adults, but a mentally disabled man who is not a willing participant is right out.

Lock his ass up. I'm sure he'll be able to find willing partners in jail.
 
2013-04-01 02:34:16 PM
Some people give creepy old men a bad name.
 
2013-04-01 02:34:29 PM

namegoeshere: Found it:

WAYNESVILLE, Ohio - An Ohio landlord is accused of whipping a tenant with a belt on his bare buttocks for falling behind on his rent

Yep. Mr Kronenberger has a bit of a fetish. NTTAWWT between consenting adults, but a mentally disabled man who is not a willing participant is right out.

Lock his ass up. I'm sure he'll be able to find willing partners in jail.


Does that mean it's illegal for two mentally disabled folk to have sex?
 
2013-04-01 02:40:49 PM

Fark_Guy_Rob: Does that mean it's illegal for two mentally disabled folk to have sex?



(this is where, depending on your political affiliation, you post pictures of either Chelsea Clinton, Sasha nd Malia, or the Palin kids, or George Bush)
 
2013-04-01 02:41:54 PM

Fark_Guy_Rob: Does that mean it's illegal for two mentally disabled folk to have sex?


Former US Supreme Court Justice Oliver Wendell Holmes seems to think so.
 
2013-04-01 02:48:22 PM

danvon: Former US Supreme Court Justice Oliver Wendell Holmes seems to think so.


seventy years of idiots, imbeciles, morons, and farksticks is enough.
 
2013-04-01 02:55:37 PM

danvon: Fark_Guy_Rob:

Does that mean it's illegal for two mentally disabled folk to have sex?

Former US Supreme Court Justice Oliver Wendell Holmes seems to think so.


Uh, no. They can have sex, they just shouldn't breed.
 
2013-04-01 03:00:39 PM

maxx2112: [cdn.uproxx.com image 850x478]


Came for this. :)

/I'll be in my bunk
 
2013-04-01 03:01:15 PM

The One True TheDavid: danvon: Fark_Guy_Rob:

Does that mean it's illegal for two mentally disabled folk to have sex?

Former US Supreme Court Justice Oliver Wendell Holmes seems to think so.

Uh, no. They can have sex, they just shouldn't breed.


Thanks Obama...
 
2013-04-01 03:01:20 PM
Now, wait a minute.  This is wrong?
This morning I left my key card at home and had to ask my boss for a guest pass to use for the day.  He wouldn't give it to me until I spent 10 minutes across his lap with my skirt lifted so he could spank me.  But, he didn't use a paddle, he only used his hand.  Should I complain to someone?  This has happened before.
 
2013-04-01 03:03:51 PM

The One True TheDavid: Uh, no. They can have sex, they just shouldn't breed.


It's Fark, therefore every statement must be 100% accurate even when discussing tangents. No embellishment or facetiousness permitted-- or you get a sarcastic "Uh, no".

Yay semantics!
 
2013-04-01 03:19:03 PM
I always hit bottom, that's what she said
 
2013-04-01 03:22:25 PM

spentmiles: I'm surprised he didn't turn around, rip the paddle out of his hands, and proceed to knock down the entire grocery store with it, killing everyone inside.  We used to throw dry beans at this retarded kid on the bus until one day he'd had enough, ambled back there, and beat the shiat out of me and my friend.  And worse, he was using WWF moves, which up until that moment, I thought were fake.  As it turns out, a backbreaker is real.  Who knew?

Luckily my dad played poker with not only the superintendent of schools but also the town sheriff.  The headline could've been, "Mentally Handicap Child Defends Himself Against Bullies."  In reality it read, "RETARDED MAN ASSAULTS TWO CHILDREN ON SCHOOL BUS."  They expelled him and locked him up in the criminal ward of the mental institution on the hill.  His parents didn't have two nickles to rub together, so my dad and his buddies got drunk, burned down their house, and ran them out of town.  He didn't cotton to poor people picking on his only boy.

Every Christmas I send a mocking card to the retarded guy at the institution.  It's usually a picture of his burned down house or some dry beans.  I hope that farker never gets out!


Wasn't this the plot of Stephen King's latest 900 page novel - except the farker DOES get out?
 
2013-04-01 03:25:40 PM

GalFriday: Now, wait a minute.  This is wrong?
This morning I left my key card at home and had to ask my boss for a guest pass to use for the day.  He wouldn't give it to me until I spent 10 minutes across his lap with my skirt lifted so he could spank me.  But, he didn't use a paddle, he only used his hand.  Should I complain to someone?  This has happened before.


Nothing wrong at all with your boss did. You see, you're not a 57 year old mentally disabled man. Next time you forget your key card, remember to take photos of the punishment. And post them.
 
2013-04-01 03:26:10 PM

GalFriday: Now, wait a minute.  This is wrong?
This morning I left my key card at home and had to ask my boss for a guest pass to use for the day.  He wouldn't give it to me until I spent 10 minutes across his lap with my skirt lifted so he could spank me.  But, he didn't use a paddle, he only used his hand.  Should I complain to someone?  This has happened before.


Nah, that's SOP. You're good. Don't forget his coffee.
 
2013-04-01 03:27:22 PM
The Dayton Daily News  reports Kronenberger is a former chamber of commerce president and Waynesville citizen of the year.   He's into S&M and by his victims I would say gay.
 
2013-04-01 03:35:36 PM

namegoeshere: Found it:

WAYNESVILLE, Ohio - An Ohio landlord is accused of whipping a tenant with a belt on his bare buttocks for falling behind on his rent

Yep. Mr Kronenberger has a bit of a fetish. NTTAWWT between consenting adults, but a mentally disabled man who is not a willing participant is right out.

Lock his ass up. I'm sure he'll be able to find willing partners in jail.


I can support almost any fetish (feet, garter belts, handjobs to left-handed, Albino, Eskimo shaman) but smacking a 57 year old, mentally challenged man's ass seems awfully weird and specific.  This is what happens when gay men repress their desires to conform to what they think is societally acceptable.  He should just come out.  Then he can happily go to The Manhole, Gushers, or what-the-Hell-ever the name of the local gay establishment is and smack around all the hawt man-ass all day.
 
2013-04-01 03:39:31 PM

LordBeavis: Then he can happily go to The Manhole, Gushers, or what-the-Hell-ever the name of the local gay establishment is and smack around all the hawt man-ass all day.


Mr. Fister's
The White Swallow
Boytown
Cheeks
The Apple Store
 
2013-04-01 03:45:48 PM

Godscrack: But It's Easter time!

King James Version of the Bible, Book of Proverbs, 13:24 sayeth:

"He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes."

So drop 'em men! Jesus wants to see the crimson moon!


Proverbs is from the Hebrew Bible and was later grandfathered into the Christian Bible, so don't know why you're bringing Jesus into this unless you think "everything in the Bible" === "Jesus" === "Christianity".
 
2013-04-01 03:49:08 PM

B.L.Z. Bub: Proverbs is from the Hebrew Bible and was later grandfathered into the Christian Bible, so don't know why you're bringing Jesus into this unless you think "everything in the Bible" === "Jesus" === "Christianity".


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2013-04-01 03:52:57 PM

Elegy: danvon: Elegy: Spank a 13 year old with a mental age of 20? That's just good parenting.

Spank a 57 year old with a mental age of 8? That's a jailin'.

Spanking an employee, regardless of mental or chronological age, creepy, wrong and illegal.

The guy being spanked wasn't an employee. He was a volunteer, taken on at the supermarket as a favor to the handicapped man's family.

Thus suggesting the owner of the supermarket was standing in loco parentis for the handicapped man's guardian.


Interesting theory, but spanking an adult is illegal anyway.  Vulnerable adults, especially.
 
2013-04-01 04:10:03 PM
Aren't there whole websites devoted to creating a place where consenting adults with whatever kink can get together and engage in otherwise socially unacceptable behaviors with other compatibly minded adults? What all happened to those sites, they all get shut down?
 
2013-04-01 04:16:40 PM
Closet case with a dominism fetish. No, I don't need to know anything else about him to make that judgement. If he doesn't have adult males being spanked as premier viewing in his personal spank bank I'll eat my hat.
 
2013-04-01 04:45:31 PM

More_Like_A_Stain: GalFriday:

Now, wait a minute.  This is wrong?
This morning I left my key card at home and had to ask my boss for a guest pass to use for the day.  He wouldn't give it to me until I spent 10 minutes across his lap with my skirt lifted so he could spank me.  But, he didn't use a paddle, he only used his hand.  Should I complain to someone?  This has happened before.

Nothing wrong at all with your boss did. You see, you're not a 57 year old mentally disabled man. Next time you forget your key card, remember to take photos of the punishment. And post them.


So even though I only have 7 years and a volunteer position to go I don't even have a free spanking to look forward too?

Thanks, Mr. Romney.
 
2013-04-01 04:57:12 PM
The tenant owed $2800 to this excuse for a human being.  Here is the story of the first spanking:

http://abc22now.com/shared/news/top-stories/stories/wrgt_in-arrears- te nant-late-rent-spanked-landlord-11517.shtml
 
2013-04-01 05:27:09 PM

LordBeavis:  Eskimo shaman



Where can I find Eskimo Shaman porn? For research purposes only, of course.
 
2013-04-01 06:15:38 PM

Lady Indica: maxx2112: [cdn.uproxx.com image 850x478]

Came for this. :)

/I'll be in my bunk



Yeah, I paused a little too long on that image last Thursday myself.

/ I love you, gigantic negress cartoon woman
 
2013-04-01 06:41:42 PM
A SPANKING!! A SPANKING!!

www.intriguing.com

 
2013-04-01 06:46:43 PM
Spanking grown women I can understand,

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but spanking men?  WTF?
 
2013-04-01 06:51:47 PM

Snort: Did someone leave the beacon on again?  They must be spanked.


That was Zoot.  Bad, wicked naughty Zoot.  You must spank her well.
 
2013-04-01 06:54:59 PM

Elegy: Spank a 13 year old with a mental age of 20? That's just good parenting.

Spank a 57 year old with a mental age of 8? That's a jailin'.


10/10.  Instant bites and even those who thought you were trolling couldn't tell for sure.  Kudos!
 
2013-04-01 07:23:56 PM

Paris1127: Hey, he specifically warned his employees that they should be "store-testing" for fresher coffee...

[www.prospectmx.com image 500x621]

He just wasn't married to any of them...


1950: Man spanks wife for not store testing coffee
2013: Man apologizes to wife for unconscious microaggressions and begs for permission to masturbate...
 
2013-04-01 08:18:01 PM
Well this thread fell short of expectations
 
2013-04-02 12:16:36 AM

rickythepenguin: LordBeavis: Then he can happily go to The Manhole, Gushers, or what-the-Hell-ever the name of the local gay establishment is and smack around all the hawt man-ass all day.

Mr. Fister's
The White Swallow
Boytown
Cheeks
The Apple Store


Texas Drilling Company
The Heretic
Bulldogs
Backstreet
The Eagle
 
2013-04-02 06:11:17 PM

Cheron: While I was in school we would periodically get a "survey" phone call about spanking.  It would start of like like some one doing sociological research and slowly get more perverted.  These calls went on for years.


Sorry about that,  I thought you were into it.
 
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