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    More: Dumbass, Ohio, Michele Dakin, lawsuit filed, Ron Kronenberger  
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2013-04-01 11:08:27 AM  
Hitting bottom can be fun.

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2013-04-01 11:14:05 AM  
Go Ohio!!!
 
2013-04-01 11:32:29 AM  
But It's Easter time!

King James Version of the Bible, Book of Proverbs, 13:24 sayeth:

"He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes."

So drop 'em men! Jesus wants to see the crimson moon!
 
2013-04-01 11:49:50 AM  
SPANK THREAD!
 
2013-04-01 12:01:38 PM  

Godscrack: "He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes."


so basically they just put 'eth' after every other word?  i want to go back to that time just to hear people talk to each other.  I bet it would be very bizarre.
 
2013-04-01 12:08:19 PM  
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THANK YOU FATHER JESUS!
 
2013-04-01 12:08:42 PM  
Hey, he specifically warned his employees that they should be "store-testing" for fresher coffee...

www.prospectmx.com

He just wasn't married to any of them...
 
2013-04-01 12:20:41 PM  
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2013-04-01 12:21:00 PM  
THANK YOU SIR MAY I HAVE ANOTHER!!
 
2013-04-01 12:24:51 PM  
The wage and hour division of the state labor department should be looking at this guy's business practices.
Having a mentally disabled person 'volunteer' to stock shelves sounds like tricking the retarded into working for free.
Even the country work activities/Goodwill/recycling places that hire the handicapped will pay at least minimum wage.
 
2013-04-01 12:26:23 PM  

Dakin  said at least three times, Kronenberger  brought her mentally challenged  brother in the back office and  beat him on the bottom  with a paddle.
Her brother said he was paddled   for   " being bad"  and  talking to customers.


Being bad? That's a paddlin'. Talking to customers? Oh, you better believe that's a paddlin'.

 
2013-04-01 12:26:33 PM  
Classic bully.

I recommend the appropriate ass-kicking be delivered to him to provide him a little perspective.
 
2013-04-01 12:27:03 PM  
What kind of society do we live where we can't flog the volunteers?
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2013-04-01 12:27:22 PM  

MichiganFTL: ...makes people want to flee the earth?



Maybe for the same reason that 90% of the car chase videos I see are from Ohio...
 
2013-04-01 12:27:58 PM  
The civil lawsuit filed  this week,  states a 57-year old  mentally disabled  man  is seeking damages  from  Ron Kronenberger, for severe emotional distress.

Michele Dakin said her brother, Mark Neace  was a volunteer  at  Hometown Marketplace in Waynesville.


Hire a waged employee you cheap f*ck!

Goddamned "Job Creators".
 
2013-04-01 12:28:29 PM  
Did someone leave the beacon on again?  They must be spanked.
 
2013-04-01 12:32:02 PM  

Godscrack: [img341.imageshack.us image 614x534]

THANK YOU FATHER JESUS!


I love this movie so hard.
 
2013-04-01 12:34:15 PM  
Did someone say Weeaboo?
 
2013-04-01 12:35:13 PM  
No, it is all just a big misunderstand.  I can explain everything.  Yes, he was in my office.  Yes, there was an object that miiiiiiiiiiiiight be described, by some, as a paddle.  I was sitting in my chair and then he walked towards me, and then he slipped and fell and landed across my legs and that's when, hoo boy, you're not gonna believe this, a million to one shot, right then the AC kicked on and the blast of wind caught my hand and forced it downwards and it barely grazed his sweet, tender, pleading....I mean, it kinda nipped his, uh, his, don't say tender, precious hiney, his, "bottom area of his upper legs beneath his torso".  In shock, I drew my hand back and then the sudden gust of air kicked on again and carried my hand, against my will, towards his area where, ok, there might have been contact.  Did I call him a "dirty biatch"?   I can't answer that.  Did I tell him to tell me how it stung? That's not the issue.  Did I ask him to yell, "pink my ass, daddy!  Pink it but good!"  That's just rank hearsay.
 
2013-04-01 12:36:29 PM  

buzzcut73: The wage and hour division of the state labor department should be looking at this guy's business practices.
Having a mentally disabled person 'volunteer' to stock shelves sounds like tricking the retarded into working for free.
Even the country work activities/Goodwill/recycling places that hire the handicapped will pay at least minimum wage.


Goodwill has a history of justifying not paying minimum wage to the disabled through various loopholes. Maybe that's changed, but they used to at least.
 
2013-04-01 12:39:08 PM  
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2013-04-01 12:41:51 PM  

Embden.Meyerhof: MichiganFTL: ...makes people want to flee the earth?


Maybe for the same reason that 90% of the car chase videos I see are from Ohio...


Wait, what? says L.A.
 
2013-04-01 12:44:55 PM  
Never go full retard on a retard..
 
2013-04-01 12:46:41 PM  
Yea this guy is a sack of shiat who was not punished for the first abuse and that gave him the christian courage to beat more people.

/If you get beaten by someone, don't let the defense wrangle the judge to rule that 6 months of no contact is punishment.
 
2013-04-01 12:49:21 PM  
Spank a 13 year old with a mental age of 20? That's just good parenting.

Spank a 57 year old with a mental age of 8? That's a jailin'.
 
2013-04-01 12:52:35 PM  

Elegy: Spank a 13 year old with a mental age of 20? That's just good parenting.

Spank a 57 year old with a mental age of 8? That's a jailin'.


Spanking an employee, regardless of mental or chronological age, creepy, wrong and illegal.
 
2013-04-01 12:55:32 PM  
FTA: Michele Dakin said her brother, Mark Neace  was a volunteer  at  Hometown Marketplace in Waynesville.
 
Dakin said he stocked shelves  for  the grocery  store's  owner, Ron  Kronenberger, who was a good family friend.


1) Some friend.

2) Some sister.

3) Never volunteer.
 
2013-04-01 01:00:22 PM  
While I was in school we would periodically get a "survey" phone call about spanking.  It would start of like like some one doing sociological research and slowly get more perverted.  These calls went on for years.
 
2013-04-01 01:00:50 PM  
This guy is some sort of power tripping perv.
 
2013-04-01 01:01:49 PM  
All I know about Waynesville is that's where the skydivers come from
 
2013-04-01 01:02:32 PM  
Do you need a coupon to get paddled?
 
2013-04-01 01:04:47 PM  
not what I was expecting.

/expecting a story where the pitcher beats the catcher...
 
2013-04-01 01:04:50 PM  

rickythepenguin: No, it is all just a big misunderstand.  I can explain everything.  Yes, he was in my office.  Yes, there was an object that miiiiiiiiiiiiight be described, by some, as a paddle.  I was sitting in my chair and then he walked towards me, and then he slipped and fell and landed across my legs and that's when, hoo boy, you're not gonna believe this, a million to one shot, right then the AC kicked on and the blast of wind caught my hand and forced it downwards and it barely grazed his sweet, tender, pleading....I mean, it kinda nipped his, uh, his, don't say tender, precious hiney, his, "bottom area of his upper legs beneath his torso".  In shock, I drew my hand back and then the sudden gust of air kicked on again and carried my hand, against my will, towards his area where, ok, there might have been contact.  Did I call him a "dirty biatch"?   I can't answer that.  Did I tell him to tell me how it stung? That's not the issue.  Did I ask him to yell, "pink my ass, daddy!  Pink it but good!"  That's just rank hearsay.


There's more to life than porno son, it's time to leave the basement.
/otoh, that was farkin hilarious
 
2013-04-01 01:05:53 PM  

Cheron: While I was in school we would periodically get a "survey" phone call about spanking.  It would start of like like some one doing sociological research and slowly get more perverted.  These calls went on for years.


So, did your parents practice corporal punishment?  How did that make you feel?  Were you paddled in school?  Do you know if your friends were spanked?  Have you been a bad girl?  You like being bad, don't you?  You know what bad girls get.  I'm gonna show you what bad girls get.  Why don't you come here and tell me how bad you've been.
 
2013-04-01 01:05:59 PM  

danvon: Elegy: Spank a 13 year old with a mental age of 20? That's just good parenting.

Spank a 57 year old with a mental age of 8? That's a jailin'.

Spanking an employee, regardless of mental or chronological age, creepy, wrong and illegal.


The guy being spanked wasn't an employee. He was a volunteer, taken on at the supermarket as a favor to the handicapped man's family.

Thus suggesting the owner of the supermarket was standing in loco parentis for the handicapped man's guardian.
 
2013-04-01 01:09:07 PM  
Come on. Who among us can say they haven't spanked a retarded family friend who was volunteering at our business? Give him a break.
 
2013-04-01 01:11:38 PM  

Elegy: The guy being spanked wasn't an employee. He was a volunteer, taken on at the supermarket as a favor to the handicapped man's family.

Thus suggesting the owner of the supermarket was standing in loco parentis for the handicapped man's guardian.


Who is more retarded, the victim or you?
 
2013-04-01 01:13:22 PM  

Elegy: The guy being spanked wasn't an employe

e. He was a volunteer

Oh, well that changes everything (rolls eyes)

Elegy: Thus suggesting the owner of the supermarket was standing in loco parentis for the handicapped man's guardian.


Uhhhh,  that'd be a no.

/This has to be a troll.
 
2013-04-01 01:17:44 PM  

Elegy: Thus suggesting the owner of the supermarket was standing in loco parentis for the handicapped man's guardian.


ab initio, a de rigeur application of the ex post facto clause, is a priori and prima facie evidence of res ipsa loquitur.
 
2013-04-01 01:18:07 PM  

Occam's Taser: Give him a break.


i.telegraph.co.uk
 
2013-04-01 01:22:07 PM  

sheep snorter: Yea this guy is a sack of shiat who was not punished for the first abuse and that gave him the christian courage.....


Christian Courage? wtf? Nice try troll.... But I don't see anything in TFA that addresses religion.

If you hate religion? Great! That's fine with me. However, making stupid comments like that so other faceless, unknown FARKers will like you? Well.... That's as pathetic as your elderly Mom loving you because you come up from her basement occasionally and take out her garbage.
 
2013-04-01 01:26:50 PM  
I'm surprised he didn't turn around, rip the paddle out of his hands, and proceed to knock down the entire grocery store with it, killing everyone inside.  We used to throw dry beans at this retarded kid on the bus until one day he'd had enough, ambled back there, and beat the shiat out of me and my friend.  And worse, he was using WWF moves, which up until that moment, I thought were fake.  As it turns out, a backbreaker is real.  Who knew?

Luckily my dad played poker with not only the superintendent of schools but also the town sheriff.  The headline could've been, "Mentally Handicap Child Defends Himself Against Bullies."  In reality it read, "RETARDED MAN ASSAULTS TWO CHILDREN ON SCHOOL BUS."  They expelled him and locked him up in the criminal ward of the mental institution on the hill.  His parents didn't have two nickles to rub together, so my dad and his buddies got drunk, burned down their house, and ran them out of town.  He didn't cotton to poor people picking on his only boy.

Every Christmas I send a mocking card to the retarded guy at the institution.  It's usually a picture of his burned down house or some dry beans.  I hope that farker never gets out!
 
2013-04-01 01:32:20 PM  
spentmiles:Every Christmas I send a mocking card to the retarded guy at the institution.  It's usually a picture of his burned down house or some dry beans.  I hope that farker never gets out!

Hello? Yeah, this is the police dispatcher. We've traced the phone call...it's coming from inside your house.
 
2013-04-01 01:40:08 PM  

danvon: Elegy: Spank a 13 year old with a mental age of 20? That's just good parenting.

Spank a 57 year old with a mental age of 8? That's a jailin'.

Spanking an employee, regardless of mental or chronological age, creepy, wrong and illegal.


He wasn't an employee. He was a slave an unpaid volunteer.

Also creepy, wrong, and illegal.
 
2013-04-01 01:47:58 PM  
FTFA: "I was just outraged." Dakin said. " I was shocked. This was someone we trusted . He did this behind our backs, knowing that my brother has problems. I'm just really saddened by the whole thing. I really am."

I lost it at this point.  Yes I know I am a bad person for laughing.
 
2013-04-01 01:49:42 PM  
What? Since when was it wrong to spank a kid for misbehaving? I turned out OK and so did 90% of gen X, so sit down and stfu.
 
2013-04-01 01:56:14 PM  

xkillyourfacex: What? Since when was it wrong to spank a kid for misbehaving? I turned out OK and so did 90% of gen X, so sit down and stfu.


When
a: not your kid
2: kid in question is 57 years old and disabled
 
2013-04-01 01:58:27 PM  
FTFA: He did this behind our backs!

Uhhh, yeah, that's where your bottoms are!
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2013-04-01 02:01:58 PM  
you want to talk double standards?  If he did this to a woman he'd be on the sex offender list by now.
 
2013-04-01 02:06:10 PM  
I think we need to hear more about spanking the tenant for not paying rent. Because the disabled man may be cowed enough to take that kind of abuse from a person in authority, but a tenant? I'm not a very tough person IRL but my landlord starts swinging at my ass, I'm not going to stand there and let him. So was it a "We can forget about this overdue rent if you just let me give you a little spanking..."?   Because if so, this story just got a lot more creepysexual.
 
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