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(Independent)   Sometimes when kids watch "funny" videos online the effects can be horrifying, just ask this mother   (independent.co.uk) divider line 151
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2013-04-01 09:10:59 AM  
"...25 per cent of internet searches are for pornographic content and on average almost 30,000 people are looking at porn at any given second."
 
Oh come on.  The Fark population alone probably exceeds that number in simultaneous porn consumption.
 
2013-04-01 09:14:25 AM  
Yes, oh great and knowledgeable parent person, shelter your son more. That way, he'll be guaranteed to grow up to become a well-adjusted member of society. There will definitely not be any negative repercussions from trying to protect him from things which he does not understand, and there will be zero chance of your little snowflake having sex-related psychological issues in his adult relationships with women.
 
2013-04-01 09:27:33 AM  
wait, the mom in the article was rational while taking to her son. at least she was able to talk to him AFTER the FACT. (why she didnt talk to him BEFORE the FACT was actual the cause of the problem. talk to your kids. NOW! Whoops too late.)
 
"educating pupils to the dangers of viewing internet pornography "
Yup, the author of the article agrees with the crazies. PORN KILLS!!!!
YES we should all be talking to kids about sex and porn. (teachers and parents, probably not farkers...)
YEs they are going to see it either way, no matter what you do. His not having a phone just meant that he would see it on his friends phone.
 
"Too young to have a phone."
HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAH
For 8 billion years parents have been using this moronic chestnut to keep from having to spend money and to punish their children because when they were kids they had to walk up hill both ways in the snow.
 
/farkem
//no, NOT the kids. the parents
 
2013-04-01 09:27:37 AM  
She's just happy her son didn't find that "art film" she made in college with all those amputee clowns and Irish Wolfhounds.
 
2013-04-01 09:31:47 AM  
There is no frickin' way she's not lying about her son telling her "I feel like my childhood is ending."
 
2013-04-01 09:43:44 AM  

Rincewind53: There is no frickin' way she's not lying about her son telling her "I feel like my childhood is ending."


I was thinking that too. While it is possible, it was much more likely that SHE was feeling his childhood ending.
Welcome to your teenage son. Too bad you didnt talk to him about sex and porn on the internet before this.
 
2013-04-01 09:44:52 AM  
Has any kid, ever, said they want to remain a child?
 
2013-04-01 09:46:52 AM  
I remember back in the day when my mom threw out all my best porno mags.
 
2013-04-01 09:50:31 AM  
I blame the parent. The kid was smart enough, after viewing said pron, to change the settings on the phone to 'strict'...the parent should of done that immediately prior to giving their kid the phone. The author's stated how they saw pron all over the internet and still gave the phone to their kid with unlimited viewing ability.
 
Parental FAIL.
 
2013-04-01 09:50:51 AM  
There's porn on the internet?  And some people like to con other people into clicking links as a trick? (NSFW)

NOWAI
 
2013-04-01 09:50:59 AM  

Generation_D: I remember back in the day when my mom threw out all my best porno mags.


I remember ... well both times a GF found my porn and then lost her little mind.
Shocking, but your vagina will NEVER, EVER be enough.
 
2013-04-01 09:51:04 AM  

staplermofo: Has any kid, ever, said they want to remain a child?


Literally never.
 
2013-04-01 09:59:27 AM  
...And when the woman has four penises in her at the same time, then stands over the men and pees on them, is that part of being in love too? Five midgets, spanking a man... covered in Thousand Island dressing. Is that making love?
 
2013-04-01 10:00:21 AM  

xanadian: There's porn on the internet?


s23.postimg.org
 
2013-04-01 10:02:04 AM  

kbronsito: ...And when the woman has four penises in her at the same time, then stands over the men and pees on them, is that part of being in love too? Five midgets, spanking a man... covered in Thousand Island dressing. Is that making love?


yes
if that is your thing
 
LOL
 
2013-04-01 10:02:06 AM  
Addicted to porn?  Can't seem to get enough?  Having trouble quitting?
 
Get the Lizi Patch!
 
2013-04-01 10:02:15 AM  
Well, on the bright side, she now has one of the few 11 year olds who knows how to properly administer a Hot Karl.
 
2013-04-01 10:44:29 AM  
 But I recognise that this time the internet has crept up and slapped me right in the face.
 
Just wait until she sees the article comments.
 
2013-04-01 10:47:22 AM  
"The day my 11-year-old son found violent porn on the web"
 
And no link provided in TFA.
 
2013-04-01 10:47:39 AM  

Rincewind53: There is no frickin' way she's not lying about her son telling her "I feel like my childhood is ending."


But he's so withdrawn and sullen! And now he's changed the settings on his smartphone so his mom can't see if he looks at porn!
 
2013-04-01 10:48:13 AM  

Generation_D: I remember back in the day when my mom threw out all my best porno mags.


Man, living at home is such a drag
 
2013-04-01 10:48:49 AM  
FTA "We talk about how women in the video he saw are real people, forced into very unpleasant situations - perhaps mums and sisters, certainly daughters"
 She is thinking of pornstars as a daughter! What kind of sick fark is she?!
 
2013-04-01 10:49:18 AM  

Generation_D: I remember back in the day when my mom threw out all my best porno mags.

 
That was around the same time my pop caught me smoking and said "no way"
 
2013-04-01 10:50:23 AM  

Rincewind53: There is no frickin' way she's not lying about her son telling her "I feel like my childhood is ending."

 
Exactly.  From the article:  He told me he couldn't "unsee" it, and how he felt his childhood was effectively over.
 
It's pretty damn obvious that the author is putting words into her kid's mouth here.  I don't doubt that he was shocked by seeing something extreme, but there's no way in hell an 11 year old actually said that.  She's clearly projecting some of her own emotional response onto him.
 
That said, any guesses as to what it was he saw?  My guess is it involves one cup.
 
2013-04-01 10:50:27 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: "The day my 11-year-old son found violent porn on the web"
 
And no link provided in TFA.


Interesting, isn't it? No one ever seems to stumble on normal porn, they always manage to stumble upon violent toilet hardware amputee interracial hand job porn.

Even though that's the stuff you usually have to pay for.
 
2013-04-01 10:51:23 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: "The day my 11-year-old son found violent porn on the web"
 
And no link provided in TFA.


Came in to say this.  I'd prefer to be the judge of whether or not it was violent porn.
 
2013-04-01 10:51:59 AM  

kbronsito: ...And when the woman has four penises in her at the same time, then stands over the men and pees on them, is that part of being in love too? Five midgets, spanking a man... covered in Thousand Island dressing. Is that making love?


Not quite....but almost.
 
i1168.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-01 10:51:59 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: "The day my 11-year-old son found violent porn on the web"
 
And no link provided in TFA.


I know, right? How can we judge how "horrifying" it was without viewing it?

/maybe it was that Japanese girl firing eels out of her pooper
 
2013-04-01 10:53:09 AM  
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
Well, I'm all grown up now.
 
2013-04-01 10:58:12 AM  
FTA  So I'm left cuddling my son, who is strung between childhood and adolescence. He tells me that everything is moving too fast. We talk about his observation that you can't "unsee" stuff.
 
Even after this gem the article did not move in the expected direction, and continued to be blah blah blah.  She will NEVER be able to make it as a writer for Penthouse forum
 
2013-04-01 10:58:17 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: "The day my 11-year-old son found violent porn on the web"
 
And no link provided in TFA.


For all we know it was a clip from Shame or Girl with the Dragon Tattoo the ruined this snowflakes moms day.
 
2013-04-01 10:58:37 AM  

VimFuego: That was around the same time my pop caught me smoking and said "no way"


I work with your pop, that hypocrite smokes 2 packs a day
 
2013-04-01 10:58:38 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: "The day my 11-year-old son found violent porn on the web"
 
And no link provided in TFA.


Yeah...Feeling a little weird that I wanna see the video.
 
But, if there were an instructional on the best way for a mom to not give her son weird sexual hangups for life...this would be the opposite of it.
 
2013-04-01 11:00:23 AM  

Generation_D: I remember back in the day when my mom threw out all my best porno mags.


So... did she let you keep the substandard ones?
 
2013-04-01 11:02:13 AM  
You fap, you lose.
 
2013-04-01 11:03:53 AM  
Man, when I was his age I had bangedup and rotten and a link fest of the most disgusting things imaginable, but being force-fed ritalin 3 times a day "ended" my childhood long before that.

Not to mention the faces of death series was available at the corner store on VHS.

Whining about porn?

Go to the Holocaust museum.
 
2013-04-01 11:05:20 AM  
Throw the kid a lemonparty. That will make him feel better.
 
2013-04-01 11:06:37 AM  
If nothing else, these comments are doing a good job of showing me which Farkers were both alive AND paying attention to their surroundings in 1987.
 
2013-04-01 11:08:43 AM  
He watched it because one of his new friends told him he should - because it was "funny".

His "new friend":

farm8.staticflickr.com

"Hey, kid! Wanna help me get some mops and buckets from my van?"
 
2013-04-01 11:10:13 AM  
Whatever that kid is looking at can't be as scarring to him as how this appears to be playing out:
 
www.independent.co.uk
 
2013-04-01 11:12:33 AM  

theguyyousaw: Man, when I was his age I had bangedup and rotten and a link fest of the most disgusting things imaginable, but being force-fed ritalin 3 times a day "ended" my childhood long before that.

Not to mention the faces of death series was available at the corner store on VHS.

Whining about porn?

Go to the Holocaust museum.


Damn, Faces of Death, yeah I was around 11 or 12 when I discovered those and the neighbourhood video store. 
 
/Child of the 80s
//dad kept his Hustlers on the top shelf in the bathroom, you know, so I couldn't find em....
 
2013-04-01 11:14:24 AM  

offmymeds: "Hey, kid! Wanna help me get some mops and buckets from my van?"


"fark no, old man.  That guy over there has candy in his van!"
 
2013-04-01 11:15:02 AM  

Feel_the_velvet: Whatever that kid is looking at can't be as scarring to him as how this appears to be playing out:


She does have a "WTF is wrong with this kid?" look on her face, doesn't she?
 
2013-04-01 11:15:22 AM  
Shut up, mom.  Kid's gotta learn about bukakke sometime...
 
2013-04-01 11:18:45 AM  
But a clip for Hostel or Saw 7.  Well that would have been ok, because those films are without p-ness
 
2013-04-01 11:18:53 AM  

sleeper2995: FTA "We talk about how women in the video he saw are real people, forced into very unpleasant situations - perhaps mums and sisters, certainly daughters"
 She is thinking of pornstars as a daughter! What kind of sick fark is she?!


um
if they were forced into porn, they should go to the police and demand that the rapists be arrested.
 
god I hate these people who ... oh never mind
fark it
 
2013-04-01 11:20:46 AM  
"But then there is the degrading, shockingly violent porn that showed him a dark underbelly of an online world that until that moment was largely populated by Minecraft and Harry Potter."
 
Wait until he learns about Rule 34.
 
2013-04-01 11:23:47 AM  

Generation_D: I remember back in the day when my mom threw out all my best porno mags.


You should have responded when she busted in and said, "What's that noise?"
 
2013-04-01 11:28:06 AM  
THX 1138:
That said, any guesses as to what it was he saw?  My guess is it involves one cup.
 
Probably some kind of "blooper" where the girl throws up or cries or someone poops by accident.  Which, no, isn't really "funny" unless you're a sadistic misogynist.
 
TFA: We also talk about how sometimes women choose to go into the sex industry and that when the work is on their terms, that's OK.
 
OK so she's not a sex-hating prude, the kid will probably turn out okay.  Honestly, I can see why someone would be unhappy that their 11-year-old saw violent or indisputably degrading porn.  I would be... and I think regular porn is great.  At that age, he lacks context to understand how what he's seeing fits in with the bigger picture of human sexuality.
 
2013-04-01 11:28:07 AM  

namatad: sleeper2995: FTA "We talk about how women in the video he saw are real people, forced into very unpleasant situations - perhaps mums and sisters, certainly daughters"
 She is thinking of pornstars as a daughter! What kind of sick fark is she?!

um
if they were forced into porn, they should go to the police and demand that the rapists be arrested.
 
god I hate these people who ... oh never mind
fark it


It's almost like this article was written from an old script that makes a lot of assumptions. Then again, I usually watch porn involving girls like Lily Thai, who are so enthusiastic they are positively gushing about how thrilled they are to get railed.
 
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