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(Fox News)   Cigarette warning labels to be used to educate about bladder cancer, although doctors warn that if you get bladder cancer from smoking, you're probably holding the cigarette in the wrong place   (foxnews.com) divider line 19
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2013-04-01 10:58:21 AM
Finally, something that will surely convince people to stop smoking.
 
2013-04-01 11:03:44 AM
If you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.
 
/or you need to use lube
 
2013-04-01 11:07:17 AM

Arumat: If you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.
 
/or you need to use lube

 
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2013-04-01 11:30:56 AM
Broads can get bladder infections after sex, so maybe they can get it by putting a cigar in their cooter.
 
2013-04-01 11:37:16 AM
My dad smoked from the age of 13 (according to him), and had bladder tumors removed in the mid 1970s. For the rest of his life, he had an annual cystoscope to check for recurrence.

If you still need a reason not to smoke, "annual cystoscope" is a pretty good one.
 
2013-04-01 11:50:28 AM
Had an aunt & uncle, both extremely heavy smokers, both died of bladder cancer just a few years apart.
 
2013-04-01 12:02:27 PM
Did you show him that new trick of how you can make it smoke a cancer stick?
 
/not obscure based on the thread a few days ago
 
2013-04-01 01:10:09 PM
although doctors warn that if you get bladder cancer from smoking, you're probably holding the cigarette in the wrong place

Hey subby, I know it's hard but try and keep up on the literature:


Parameters affecting the mutagenic activity of cigarette smokers' urine.

J Appl Toxicol. 1982 Oct;2(5):241-6.

Excretion of mutagens, nicotine and its metabolites in urine of cigarette smokers.

Mutagenesis. 1996 Mar;11(2):207-11.


Levels of mutagens in the urine of smokers of black and blond tobacco correlate with their risk of bladder cancer.

Carcinogenesis. 1989 Mar;10(3):577-86.


Correlations between urinary nicotine or cotinine and urinary mutagenicity in smokers on controlled diets.

Environ Mol Mutagen. 1991;17(4):244-52.
 
2013-04-01 01:19:05 PM
Sounds hot.
 
2013-04-01 01:42:25 PM
My mom didn't smoke and got bladder cancer.  It's been in remission for a while though.

/pointless anecdote
 
2013-04-01 02:37:55 PM
I didn't know about the bladder cancer thing until i read it on a pack of smokes.  Conclusion: smoking is educational.
 
2013-04-01 03:46:59 PM
I can think of at least three of my parents friends, plus my grandfather, who have to have tumors lazed from their bladders on a regular basis.

I know this because seniors love sharing their medical histories, and the medical histories of their friends.
 
2013-04-01 03:54:08 PM
My brother was diagnosed a few months ago with bladder cancer.  They blamed it on smoking.  He's 34.

2 surgeries later, no more cancer.  Now he's being treated with some form of TB for 5 years.
 
2013-04-01 04:13:56 PM

Kornchex: My brother was diagnosed a few months ago with bladder cancer.  They blamed it on smoking.  He's 34.

2 surgeries later, no more cancer.  Now he's being treated with some form of TB for 5 years.


Bacille Calmette-Guerin

http://emedicine.medscape.com/article/1950803-overview
 
2013-04-01 04:25:13 PM
I used to smoke and some of the packages had this warning:

SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING: Smoking By Pregnant Women May Result in Fetal Injury,Premature Birth, And Low Birth Weight.

Since I'm a guy, I figured those ones were okay for me.
 
2013-04-01 10:33:32 PM
My wife's great-uncle smoked two packs a day and died fighting the Nazis at Kursk.

The anti-smoking brigade should make a warning label about dying from Nazis in major tank battles.
 
2013-04-01 10:57:45 PM

Tyrosine: Hey subby, I know it's hard but try and keep up on the literature:


25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-04-02 12:33:44 AM

Cybernetic: My dad smoked from the age of 13 (according to him), and had bladder tumors removed in the mid 1970s. For the rest of his life, he had an annual cystoscope to check for recurrence.

If you still need a reason not to smoke, "annual cystoscope" is a pretty good one.


My Uncle smoked 3 packs a day and he got hit by a car. If you need another reason to not smoke, it's so you won't get hit by a car.
 
2013-04-02 06:06:50 AM

Infamy: I didn't know about the bladder cancer thing until i read it on a pack of smokes.  Conclusion: smoking is educational.


A lung is a turrible thing to waste.
 
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