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(WTKR)   Hey, let's invent a drone with a giant claw that can swoop down and grab things like a bird of prey   (wtkr.com ) divider line
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2013-04-01 10:33:53 AM  
Pic of drone pilot:
 
s15.postimg.org
 
2013-04-01 11:28:36 AM  
Hey, let's invent a drone with a giant claw penis that can swoop down and grab rape things like a bird of prey


/ftfy
//not serious
 
2013-04-01 11:35:53 AM  
I like it. Finally, something to take care of all the cats in my neighborhood.
 
2013-04-01 11:40:58 AM  
images.wikia.com

The Claw!
 
2013-04-01 11:41:59 AM  
Insert Sarah Connor joke here.
 
2013-04-01 11:45:58 AM  
THANKS A LOT FARTBONGO
 
2013-04-01 11:47:36 AM  
s3.vidimg.popscreen.com

"Not 'the Craw', the CRAW!"
 
2013-04-01 11:49:44 AM  
ts2.mm.bing.net
 
2013-04-01 11:54:46 AM  
members.shaw.ca

Approves
 
2013-04-01 11:57:03 AM  
For a second there I thought it was picking up a burrito.
 
2013-04-01 12:09:07 PM  
 
2013-04-01 12:09:19 PM  
Over in 1.
 
2013-04-01 12:09:38 PM  
nOTHING STOPS THE CLAW!
 
2013-04-01 12:19:54 PM  

gopher321: Hey, let's invent a drone with a giant claw penis that can swoop down and grab rape things like a bird of prey


/ftfy
//not serious


Screw that. Then we'd end up with these:

i625.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-01 12:25:39 PM  
A giant claw, you say?

www.badmovies.org
 
2013-04-01 12:29:10 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-04-01 12:59:48 PM  
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-04-01 01:12:06 PM  
Songbird? You can control it by playing CAGE on a pan flute
 
2013-04-01 01:15:28 PM  
In fairness, that will make extrajudicial 'renderings' much more theatrical...
 
2013-04-01 01:16:21 PM  
Somebody was playing Metal Gear Peacewalker....
 
2013-04-01 01:16:57 PM  
When asked for a response, Elizabeth just stood there shaking.
 
2013-04-01 01:18:06 PM  
Why on Earth would you want to grab a bird of prey?

ts1.mm.bing.net
What a drone with a giant claw may look like.
 
2013-04-01 01:24:52 PM  
quizilla.teennick.com
 
2013-04-01 01:48:32 PM  

MichiganFTL: gopher321: Hey, let's invent a drone with a giant claw penis that can swoop down and grab rape things like a bird of prey


/ftfy
//not serious

Screw that. Then we'd end up with these:

[i625.photobucket.com image 461x570]


My halloween costume!
 
2013-04-01 02:00:52 PM  
Hallelujah and blessings to the private citizens who are truly doing Gov's work. Pull us down into the great high-functioning darkness, O ye servants of Gov.
 
2013-04-01 03:09:36 PM  

MichiganFTL: gopher321: Hey, let's invent a drone with a giant claw penis that can swoop down and grab rape things like a bird of prey

/ftfy
//not serious

Screw that. Then we'd end up with these:

[i625.photobucket.com image 461x570]


Goddamn it.  Now the music from that goddamn scene is playing in my head.  With that big, penis-y airship.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VnTHypbLlkE#t=52s">http://www.youtube .com/watch?v=VnTHypbLlkE#t=52s

And I'd forgotten about the GI Joe/Cobra blue/red lasers.  GAH

LewDux: [quizilla.teennick.com image 362x326]


Hey now, those things look rapey.  SR-71 quad rapey.

That brought back some old memories, too.

http://waynebarlowe.wordpress.com/artwork/expedition/
 
2013-04-01 03:10:21 PM  
Grab this:

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-04-01 03:12:39 PM  
I can think of a Gadget that can stop this thing, just needs a Penny and your Brain.
 
2013-04-01 03:46:21 PM  
Hmmm....

*goes back to playing Grabatron on my Droid*
 
2013-04-01 04:42:00 PM  
24.media.tumblr.com

And keep girls locked in towers from time to time?
 
2013-04-01 05:03:00 PM  
You can get in serious trouble for grabbing birds of prey by drone or any other means. They are federally protected.
 
2013-04-01 05:44:20 PM  
Oh cool, someone had the same idea I had for  Robot Wars (at least back when that was still a thing); looks like that someone with an actual engineering background made it actually functional too.
 
2013-04-01 05:45:42 PM  
This is how they're plnning to tke our tinfoil hts!
 
2013-04-01 05:46:35 PM  
a a
 
2013-04-01 07:17:42 PM  

hogans: [s3.vidimg.popscreen.com image 480x360]

"Not 'the Craw', the CRAW!"


You sweet bastard.

The single greatest method of escape ever used on television. No spoilers here, my friends, but it was beautiful. Gerald Gardner and Dee Caruso wrote it.
 
2013-04-01 07:47:21 PM  
I'm really curious as to what kinds of things they intend to pick up with such a drone and under what circumstances they would choose to do so, because the first thing I thought of was how easy it would be to make a booby trap of some kind so that a drone "accidentally" picks up a pipe bomb and gets blown to bits.
 
2013-04-01 08:39:55 PM  

Swoop1809: Songbird? You can control it by playing CAGE on a pan flute


Beware Zamfir!
 
2013-04-01 08:51:51 PM  
"If you're a fan of sci-fi movies you may not like this."

What a random and probably incorrect assertion to make.  I'd think most of us sci-fi movie fans will think this is some slick sh**!
 
2013-04-01 09:24:52 PM  

Parthenogenetic: MichiganFTL: gopher321: Hey, let's invent a drone with a giant claw penis that can swoop down and grab rape things like a bird of prey

/ftfy
//not serious

Screw that. Then we'd end up with these:

[i625.photobucket.com image 461x570]

Goddamn it.  Now the music from that goddamn scene is playing in my head.  With that big, penis-y airship.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VnTHypbLlkE#t=52s">http://www.youtube .com/watch?v=VnTHypbLlkE#t=52s

And I'd forgotten about the GI Joe/Cobra blue/red lasers.  GAH

LewDux: [quizilla.teennick.com image 362x326]

Hey now, those things look rapey.  SR-71 quad rapey.

That brought back some old memories, too.

http://waynebarlowe.wordpress.com/artwork/expedition/


I was recently rewatching Flash Gordon the other day, and suddenly realized that Voltan's theme was used as the power up music for the Vanguard arcade game.
 
2013-04-02 01:11:54 AM  
The article says it might even be possible to invent one that perches!

No farkin' sh*t? How are we going to solve that HUGE farking problem?
 
2013-04-02 03:05:39 AM  

Mad_Radhu: Parthenogenetic: MichiganFTL: gopher321: Hey, let's invent a drone with a giant claw penis that can swoop down and grab rape things like a bird of prey

/ftfy
//not serious

Screw that. Then we'd end up with these:

[i625.photobucket.com image 461x570]

Goddamn it.  Now the music from that goddamn scene is playing in my head.  With that big, penis-y airship.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VnTHypbLlkE#t=52s">http://www.youtube .com/watch?v=VnTHypbLlkE#t=52s

And I'd forgotten about the GI Joe/Cobra blue/red lasers.  GAH

LewDux: [quizilla.teennick.com image 362x326]

Hey now, those things look rapey.  SR-71 quad rapey.

That brought back some old memories, too.

http://waynebarlowe.wordpress.com/artwork/expedition/

I was recently rewatching Flash Gordon the other day, and suddenly realized that Voltan's theme was used as the power up music for the Vanguard arcade game.


Punch the face of Gond!

I remember it from my atari version, and I'm proud you noticed it's the same music. Much more subtle than Haunted House using the Twilight Zone theme.
 
2013-04-02 08:08:23 AM  
www.games-workshop.com
 
2013-04-02 08:24:13 AM  

Devolving_Spud: Leaked test footage - NSF conspiracy nuts


Aw, I loved that damned thing, despite what it did to my fingers.  Fortunately, I had the "Rescue" version.
 
2013-04-02 12:39:39 PM  
I'm not worried - it'll cost at least $20 just to grab one item.

l1.yimg.com
 
2013-04-04 12:00:56 PM  
encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com
 
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