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(CNN)   KISS guitarist Paul Stanley says future tours will be sponsored by Miracle Ear   (cnn.com) divider line 62
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2013-04-01 10:08:07 AM
I'm surprised his liver didn't go first
 
2013-04-01 10:23:32 AM
I'm actually stunned to hear (HAR!) this.
 
2013-04-01 11:24:21 AM
This article initially ran in 2011; we're republishing as KISS gears up for the second leg of its world tour, which kicks off June 1.

Great stuff, CNN and Subby. Great stuff.
 
ecl
2013-04-01 11:24:23 AM
KISS sucks and I wish he was born deaf in both ears.  Let's get this party started.
 
2013-04-01 11:34:16 AM

ecl: KISS sucks and I wish he was born deaf in both ears.  Let's get this party started.


He should be happy that he only has to listen to Gene Simmon's bullshiat through one ear.
 
2013-04-01 11:34:33 AM
In the land of KISS music, the deaf man is king.
 
2013-04-01 11:37:49 AM

ecl: KISS sucks and I wish he was born deaf in both ears.  Let's get this party started.


Electric_Banana: ecl: KISS sucks and I wish he was born deaf in both ears.  Let's get this party started.

He should be happy that he only has to listen to Gene Simmon's bullshiat through one ear.


EyeballKid: In the land of KISS music, the deaf man is king.


And here comes the hate...
 
2013-04-01 11:43:36 AM
I was born deaf in both legs
 
2013-04-01 11:44:31 AM

Representative of the unwashed masses: ecl: KISS sucks and I wish he was born deaf in both ears.  Let's get this party started.

Electric_Banana: ecl: KISS sucks and I wish he was born deaf in both ears.  Let's get this party started.

He should be happy that he only has to listen to Gene Simmon's bullshiat through one ear.

EyeballKid: In the land of KISS music, the deaf man is king.

And here comes the hate...


They 13 or 14 in 1976, so they just don't understand. Their loss, really.
 
2013-04-01 11:45:55 AM
What I coincidence!  When I hear KISS music, I wish I was deaf in both ears.
 
2013-04-01 11:51:50 AM

Electric_Banana: ecl: KISS sucks and I wish he was born deaf in both ears.  Let's get this party started.

He should be happy that he only has to listen to Gene Simmon's bullshiat through one ear.


Say what you will about Gene Simmons, at least he isn't afraid to acknowledge that Fartbongo probably was born in Kenya and wants a second Holocaust. Oh, and he's a soshulist (just ask Gene's BFF Donald Trump).
 
2013-04-01 11:53:52 AM
Sorry for your ear canal Paul, but this doesn't mean I have to like your clowny band.
 
ecl
2013-04-01 11:55:05 AM

MFAWG: Representative of the unwashed masses: ecl: KISS sucks and I wish he was born deaf in both ears.  Let's get this party started.

 
Electric_Banana: ecl: KISS sucks and I wish he was born deaf in both ears.  Let's get this party started.
 
He should be happy that he only has to listen to Gene Simmon's bullshiat through one ear.
 
EyeballKid: In the land of KISS music, the deaf man is king.
 
And here comes the hate...
 
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They 13 or 14 in 1976, so they just don't understand. Their loss, really.
 
2013-04-01 12:07:38 PM
What?
 
2013-04-01 12:20:19 PM
That explains the music of Kiss.
 
2013-04-01 12:22:23 PM
I went to a Kiss show once.

Once.
 
2013-04-01 12:28:28 PM
You know, I was talking to some people back stage, and they said that a lot of you people like to drink vodka and prune juice.  Aww yeah!  Whooo!  Let me tell you people, when you're down in the dumps and you need something to bring you up, there's only one thing that's gonna do it the way you want it.   What's that?  (Craftmatic)  I can't hear you!  (Craftmatic).

Alright, Craftmatic whoo!!
 
2013-04-01 12:31:19 PM

Representative of the unwashed masses: ecl: KISS sucks and I wish he was born deaf in both ears.  Let's get this party started.

Electric_Banana: ecl: KISS sucks and I wish he was born deaf in both ears.  Let's get this party started.

He should be happy that he only has to listen to Gene Simmon's bullshiat through one ear.

EyeballKid: In the land of KISS music, the deaf man is king.

And here comes the hate...


I enjoy listening to KISS.  But Simmons just seems like an insufferable ass.
 
2013-04-01 12:34:20 PM
Your gonna have to shout it! Shout it out loud!!!!
 
2013-04-01 12:38:55 PM
Isn't Stanley the lead singer, not guitarist?
 
2013-04-01 12:40:01 PM

Rapmaster2000: You know, I was talking to some people back stage, and they said that a lot of you people like to drink vodka and prune juice.  Aww yeah!  Whooo!  Let me tell you people, when you're down in the dumps and you need something to bring you up, there's only one thing that's gonna do it the way you want it.   What's that?  (Craftmatic)  I can't hear you!  (Craftmatic).

Alright, Craftmatic whoo!!


I would have thought they'd be drinking cold gin.
 
kab
2013-04-01 12:44:17 PM

sleeper2995: Your gonna have to shout it! Shout it out loud!!!!


I chortled.

PS:  "all of you on the left, lemme hear you scream!"
Crowd:   WAAASDFHFEREKEWAAAAHHAAA"
PS:  "I can't hear you!"
Crowd:  "EYAAAAAAAAAAAHWERRHAAAAAAAAAAAA"
PS: " guys, no.. really.  I can't hear you!  Is this mic on?"
 
2013-04-01 01:22:57 PM
Lol!

Kiss iz teh suxxorz!
 
2013-04-01 01:34:21 PM
www.fakebands.com
Approves.

  / Turn that sh*t up!
 
2013-04-01 01:39:32 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: I'm surprised his liver didn't go first


Paul and Gene have never done any drugs or drank alcohol, they're very proud of this
 
2013-04-01 01:53:55 PM
Ace Frehley is dead, you simpering turd...whining about your ear like a cry baby biotch.
 
2013-04-01 01:55:24 PM

too_amuzed: Isn't Stanley the lead singer, not guitarist?


Air-guitarist is a kind of guitarist, I guess.
 
2013-04-01 01:57:04 PM

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Ace Frehley is dead.


He is?
 
2013-04-01 02:00:25 PM

Vodka Zombie: Lt. Cheese Weasel: Ace Frehley is dead.

He is?


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2013-04-01 02:03:40 PM

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Ace Frehley is dead, you simpering turd...whining about your ear like a cry baby biotch.


Considering he just now died, I don't think he knew.
 
2013-04-01 02:06:24 PM

Electric_Banana: Lt. Cheese Weasel: Ace Frehley is dead, you simpering turd...whining about your ear like a cry baby biotch.

Considering he just now died, I don't think he knew.


Damn, I'm a moron.  You got me.
 
2013-04-01 02:15:27 PM

B.L.Z. Bub: This article initially ran in 2011; we're republishing as KISS gears up for the second leg of its world tour, which kicks off June 1.

Great stuff, CNN and Subby. Great stuff.


Hell, I remember reading him speak of this in a issue of Cream back in the late 70's.
 
2013-04-01 02:17:54 PM

peewinkle: B.L.Z. Bub: This article initially ran in 2011; we're republishing as KISS gears up for the second leg of its world tour, which kicks off June 1.

Great stuff, CNN and Subby. Great stuff.

Hell, I remember reading him speak of this in a issue of Creem back in the late 70's.

FTFY

 
2013-04-01 02:21:15 PM

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Vodka Zombie: Lt. Cheese Weasel: Ace Frehley is dead.

He is?

[youmustbenewhere.jpg]


What'd you expect, he didn't spell is name correctly.
 
2013-04-01 02:23:48 PM
bizzarrobazar.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-04-01 03:05:05 PM
CSB time:

What he says about not knowing what you're missing really makes sense to me.

I have a lazy eye and as a result only really use one eye for my vision.  So my depth perception is messed up and I can't see 3D in movies unless I work REALLY REALLY hard & then I only see it for a second or 2.  I also can't read with my lazy eye.

The concept of binocular vision is foreign to me.
 
2013-04-01 03:16:31 PM
Based on the music, I'd always assumed that they were all completely deaf.  Interesting.
 
2013-04-01 03:18:37 PM

too_amuzed: Isn't Stanley the lead singer, not guitarist?


really? this was THAT far down in the thread? yes, paul is the singer.

H31N0US: I went to a Kiss show once.

Once.


same here. my first wife and i were in n.c., they were playing in raleigh with poison as the opener. i am an old poison fan, she is an old kiss fan, so there was something enjoyable for each of us. don't get me wrong, kiss's show is pretty good, but their music is the simplist of simple "party" rock. highlight of the show was on the row behind us, four teenage boys each in proper kiss makeup...they were just wearing regular jeans and black t-shirts, hair not done up, but their makeup was spot on.
 
2013-04-01 03:35:24 PM
Miracle Ear apparently really sucks for hearing aids.  At least, that's what my husband says.
 
2013-04-01 03:36:05 PM
Is there any way to get Gene Simmons to go away?

NOW he's showing up in a show about buying old toys.

His dyed hair looks terrible and the only person it is fooling is him.
 
2013-04-01 03:47:14 PM

birdistasty: Miracle Ear apparently really sucks for hearing aids.  At least, that's what my husband says.


Maybe he's just using that as an excuse?
 
2013-04-01 03:47:20 PM

glassa: CSB time:

What he says about not knowing what you're missing really makes sense to me.

I have a lazy eye and as a result only really use one eye for my vision.  So my depth perception is messed up and I can't see 3D in movies unless I work REALLY REALLY hard & then I only see it for a second or 2.  I also can't read with my lazy eye.

The concept of binocular vision is foreign to me.


You are not alone.

/Fistbump Fellow Lazy Eye Monocular No Depth Perception Farker
 
Slu
2013-04-01 04:05:45 PM
Every time I hear a Kiss song, I wish I was deaf in both ears.

Worst band of all time.  I didn't read all the comments, so this is probably a repeat of most of them.
 
2013-04-01 04:17:36 PM
I just don't get it.  From day one, KISS never pretended to be anything resembling a serious rock band.  Their mission was to get famous, get rich, and/or die trying. (Eric Carr succeeded in the dying part.  RIP)  But, both Gene and Paul are both shameless self promoters, and they know that their talents are on the low denominator rungs of the ladder.  Yet people still criticize them for it.  So what?  There are other bands just as guilty:

Nirvana - trifecta for KC
Devo - got famous, got rich
Sex Pistols - trifecta for SV

All of these bands have legions of fans, play simiple music meant to be played loud, and have just as many people screaming about how much they suck.  Thing is, the point is to get people talking about them, whether they love them or hate them.  It's marketing genius, and while I used to like KISS, my tastes have changed.  But I applaud them for reaching their goal of getting filthy rich doing what they like to do.  Yeah, GS is an asshole, how many people would rather be a rich asshole rather than anawesomely cool dude with ramen noodles and a 4th floor walkup at his age?
 
ecl
2013-04-01 04:29:14 PM

qsblues: I just don't get it.  From day one, KISS never pretended to be anything resembling a serious rock band.  Their mission was to get famous, get rich, and/or die trying. (Eric Carr succeeded in the dying part.  RIP)  But, both Gene and Paul are both shameless self promoters, and they know that their talents are on the low denominator rungs of the ladder.  Yet people still criticize them for it.  So what?  There are other bands just as guilty:

Nirvana - trifecta for KC
Devo - got famous, got rich
Sex Pistols - trifecta for SV

All of these bands have legions of fans, play simiple music meant to be played loud, and have just as many people screaming about how much they suck.  Thing is, the point is to get people talking about them, whether they love them or hate them.  It's marketing genius, and while I used to like KISS, my tastes have changed.  But I applaud them for reaching their goal of getting filthy rich doing what they like to do.  Yeah, GS is an asshole, how many people would rather be a rich asshole rather than anawesomely cool dude with ramen noodles and a 4th floor walkup at his age?


I applaud you for being the poster boy for potato.
 
2013-04-01 04:32:25 PM
jaydeanhcr.files.wordpress.com

Also deaf in one ear - but this guy actually managed to write great music.
 
2013-04-01 04:39:55 PM

qsblues: I just don't get it.  From day one, KISS never pretended to be anything resembling a serious rock band.  Their mission was to get famous, get rich, and/or die trying. (Eric Carr succeeded in the dying part.  RIP)  But, both Gene and Paul are both shameless self promoters, and they know that their talents are on the low denominator rungs of the ladder.  Yet people still criticize them for it.  So what?  There are other bands just as guilty:

Nirvana - trifecta for KC
Devo - got famous, got rich
Sex Pistols - trifecta for SV

All of these bands have legions of fans, play simiple music meant to be played loud, and have just as many people screaming about how much they suck.  Thing is, the point is to get people talking about them, whether they love them or hate them.  It's marketing genius, and while I used to like KISS, my tastes have changed.  But I applaud them for reaching their goal of getting filthy rich doing what they like to do.  Yeah, GS is an asshole, how many people would rather be a rich asshole rather than anawesomely cool dude with ramen noodles and a 4th floor walkup at his age?


Seriously, that is biggest bunch of fail I've read today.  Though, I haven't made it to the politics tab yet.
 
2013-04-01 04:40:09 PM

qsblues: Yeah, GS is an asshole, how many people would rather be a rich asshole rather than anawesomely cool dude with ramen noodles and a 4th floor walkup at his age?


If the walkup is in the east village, and the ramen are spicy shrimp or beef, I'll take option number two.
 
2013-04-01 05:08:21 PM
Alright Fark, direct your hate at Gene, where it belongs, Paul is a decent guy.
 
2013-04-01 06:23:01 PM

qsblues: I just don't get it.  From day one, KISS never pretended to be anything resembling a serious rock band.  Their mission was to get famous, get rich, and/or die trying. (Eric Carr succeeded in the dying part.  RIP)  But, both Gene and Paul are both shameless self promoters, and they know that their talents are on the low denominator rungs of the ladder.  Yet people still criticize them for it.  So what?  There are other bands just as guilty:

Nirvana - trifecta for KC
Devo - got famous, got rich
Sex Pistols - trifecta for SV

All of these bands have legions of fans, play simiple music meant to be played loud, and have just as many people screaming about how much they suck.  Thing is, the point is to get people talking about them, whether they love them or hate them.  It's marketing genius, and while I used to like KISS, my tastes have changed.  But I applaud them for reaching their goal of getting filthy rich doing what they like to do.  Yeah, GS is an asshole, how many people would rather be a rich asshole rather than anawesomely cool dude with ramen noodles and a 4th floor walkup at his age?


No enough internets to explain the fail.........
 
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