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(ABC News)   Not news: Man's girlfriend gets pregnant. News: She has to have part of her leg amputated. Fark: Because his ex, who he also got pregnant, ran her down. His take? "I mean, I am handsome"   ( divider line
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2013-04-01 10:05:48 AM  
3 votes:
Jerry!! Jerry!! Jerry!! Jerry!!
2013-04-01 11:22:34 AM  
2 votes:
Was the woman's thoogis hurt in the crash?
2013-04-01 09:46:33 AM  
2 votes:
Isn't that just heartwarming that a free-range sperm donor can have such an elevated esteem level in those trying times.
Just wait until he files an insurance claim to repair that brick work and the arch work, that's when he'll feel some real pressure.
Stay strong Chris
2013-04-01 09:29:52 AM  
2 votes:

vudukungfu: TFA is an autoplay video.

And it auto-repeats.  And the transcript was auto-generated.  There were autos in the video.
Thank you for watching the Auto-Broadcasting Network.
2013-04-01 09:25:38 AM  
2 votes:
Sounds like this guys got 101 problems.
Let me guess, theyre all fat.
2013-04-01 09:21:02 AM  
2 votes:
-- -- council Chris -- grinned and bragged yesterday about a fight between his current and former girlfriend both their pregnant with his children. But today the man who called himself -- heart breaker has a different attitude how is he taking it -- my room. Their vote -- they have picked as one -- at a time she says Cheney's current girlfriend 21 year old -- Kelly.
Just got part of her right leg amputated both -- I don't know what a good -- on the bottom. Kelly was severely injured yesterday morning. When police say Cheney's former girlfriend 26 year old -- hunter took -- car and Graham Kelly against the wall with that.

What the hell?
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Oh, ok. Welcome to the future of news reporting.
2013-04-01 09:20:12 AM  
2 votes:
biatches be crazy. Film at 11.
2013-04-01 06:52:56 PM  
1 vote:

BolshyGreatYarblocks: Then he kicked back with a nice glass of wine and watched two Turkish Gypsy women fight for his sexual favors.

I knew there was something I forgot to do my last time in Turkey.
2013-04-01 02:49:33 PM  
1 vote:
Clean that gene pool now!
2013-04-01 02:04:45 PM  
1 vote:

Big_Fat_Liar: Or can they just take a little out of the middle?

Ask Dorf.

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2013-04-01 01:32:17 PM  
1 vote:
Fark you subby. And the site you rode in on.
2013-04-01 01:09:14 PM  
1 vote:
Gotta be careful what I say here or else I'll be considered racist.

Love the smirk on his face as he discussed one g/f trying to kill another g/f -- along with his unborn child. He'd like it a lot less if these folks would start going after 'baby daddies' for child support instead of letting the guys 'take care of his kids' by dropping by now and then with a pack of diapers, $100 cash and horny.

Can't but question the intelligence of so many women willing to not use birth control just so they can have a kid by some guy who's going to dip his wick in anything that catches his eye.

Of course, since the one now is missing a foot -- stumps are so not glamorous -- and the other will soon be in prison, I guess he'll have to find some new biatches to give him sympathy.

I guess a lot of these women haven't heard of Lorena Bobbit.
2013-04-01 12:18:18 PM  
1 vote:
They should have run him over.
2013-04-01 12:07:07 PM  
1 vote:
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Atta boy!
2013-04-01 10:37:42 AM  
1 vote:

MyKingdomForYourHorse: I'm just going out on a limb here, but I'm going to get that at least one participant in this story is on some form of public assistance.

and white.
2013-04-01 10:20:51 AM  
1 vote:
The man can't help it if he got strong sperms. I'll bet both women lied to him saying they were on birth control.
2013-04-01 10:20:08 AM  
1 vote:
Hell hath no fury etc.
I'm sure those kids will turn out great.
2013-04-01 10:06:27 AM  
1 vote:
The dooshery is strong with this one.
2013-04-01 10:00:52 AM  
1 vote:
Still... could be worse....
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2013-04-01 09:41:17 AM  
1 vote:
I'm just going out on a limb here, but I'm going to get that at least one participant in this story is on some form of public assistance.
2013-04-01 09:38:54 AM  
1 vote:
Attractive AND successful?
2013-04-01 09:31:15 AM  
1 vote:

BEER_ME_in_CT: Let me guess, theyre all fat.

and black
2013-04-01 09:30:37 AM  
1 vote:

BEER_ME_in_CT: Sounds like this guys got 101 problems.
Let me guess, theyre all fat.

Don't pick on the babies.
2013-04-01 09:25:25 AM  
1 vote:
That's Shameless.
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