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(ABC News)   Not news: Man's girlfriend gets pregnant. News: She has to have part of her leg amputated. Fark: Because his ex, who he also got pregnant, ran her down. His take? "I mean, I am handsome"   ( divider line
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2013-04-01 03:57:01 PM  
Then he kicked back with a nice glass of wine and watched two Turkish Gypsy women fight for his sexual favors.
2013-04-01 06:52:56 PM  

BolshyGreatYarblocks: Then he kicked back with a nice glass of wine and watched two Turkish Gypsy women fight for his sexual favors.

I knew there was something I forgot to do my last time in Turkey.
2013-04-01 07:03:17 PM  
Black people problems.
2013-04-01 08:30:12 PM  

minoridiot: Rik01: Gotta be careful what I say here or else I'll be considered racist.

Love the smirk on his face as he discussed one g/f trying to kill another g/f -- along with his unborn child. He'd like it a lot less if these folks would start going after 'baby daddies' for child support instead of letting the guys 'take care of his kids' by dropping by now and then with a pack of diapers, $100 cash and horny.

Can't but question the intelligence of so many women willing to not use birth control just so they can have a kid by some guy who's going to dip his wick in anything that catches his eye.

Of course, since the one now is missing a foot -- stumps are so not glamorous -- and the other will soon be in prison, I guess he'll have to find some new biatches to give him sympathy.

I guess a lot of these women haven't heard of Lorena Bobbit.

Having married a latina, I've noticed that certain ethnicities will blame the other woman before the man.

Yeah I don't get it. The women who have been used by the guy ae supposed to team up to enact suitable payback. Those other ethnicities need better education, it's the guy that is cheating on you, if anyone deserves to have bits amputated, he does.
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