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(ABC)   Not news: Man's girlfriend gets pregnant. News: She has to have part of her leg amputated. Fark: Because his ex, who he also got pregnant, ran her down. His take? "I mean, I am handsome"   (abcnews.go.com) divider line 54
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2013-04-01 09:19:43 AM
TFA is an autoplay video.
 
2013-04-01 09:20:12 AM
biatches be crazy. Film at 11.
 
2013-04-01 09:21:02 AM
-- -- council Chris -- grinned and bragged yesterday about a fight between his current and former girlfriend both their pregnant with his children. But today the man who called himself -- heart breaker has a different attitude how is he taking it -- my room. Their vote -- they have picked as one -- at a time she says Cheney's current girlfriend 21 year old -- Kelly.
Just got part of her right leg amputated both -- I don't know what a good -- on the bottom. Kelly was severely injured yesterday morning. When police say Cheney's former girlfriend 26 year old -- hunter took -- car and Graham Kelly against the wall with that.

 
What the hell?
 
This transcript has been automatically generated and may not be 100% accurate.  
 
Oh, ok. Welcome to the future of news reporting.
 
2013-04-01 09:25:25 AM
That's Shameless.
 
2013-04-01 09:25:38 AM
Sounds like this guys got 101 problems.
 
Let me guess, theyre all fat.
 
2013-04-01 09:25:42 AM

vudukungfu: TFA is an autoplay video.


Yeah, can we not do that any more?
 
2013-04-01 09:26:42 AM
The Aristocrats.
 
2013-04-01 09:29:52 AM

vudukungfu: TFA is an autoplay video.


And it auto-repeats.  And the transcript was auto-generated.  There were autos in the video.
 
Thank you for watching the Auto-Broadcasting Network.
 
2013-04-01 09:30:37 AM

BEER_ME_in_CT: Sounds like this guys got 101 problems.
 
Let me guess, theyre all fat.


Don't pick on the babies.
 
2013-04-01 09:30:51 AM

Carn: vudukungfu: TFA is an autoplay video.

Yeah, can we not do that any more?


^THIS! I mean, wtf subby?!
 
2013-04-01 09:31:15 AM

BEER_ME_in_CT: Let me guess, theyre all fat.


and black
 
2013-04-01 09:38:54 AM
Attractive AND successful?
 
2013-04-01 09:41:17 AM
I'm just going out on a limb here, but I'm going to get that at least one participant in this story is on some form of public assistance.
 
2013-04-01 09:46:33 AM
Isn't that just heartwarming that a free-range sperm donor can have such an elevated esteem level in those trying times.
 
Just wait until he files an insurance claim to repair that brick work and the arch work, that's when he'll feel some real pressure.
 
Stay strong Chris
 
2013-04-01 09:47:49 AM
Dear ABC news.
 
I can write and create copy that will communicate simple ideas and complex constructs with the written word.
 
Your automated copy bots are vomiting up unreadable, embarrassingly incoherent language diarrhea.  I will not.
 
I work for a very reasonable fee.  Per article or word.  I have references.  You may reply by e-mail.
 
2013-04-01 09:47:55 AM
Texas handsome.
 
2013-04-01 09:48:47 AM
Fat biatch takes out skinny biatch and Duhrwin is validated: Survival of the Fattest.
 
2013-04-01 09:49:44 AM

vudukungfu: TFA is an autoplay video.


Who still has Flash installed? Or, at the least, doesn't use ClickToFlash or the like? Seriously.
 
2013-04-01 09:52:30 AM

MyKingdomForYourHorse: I'm just going out on a limb here, but I'm going to get that at least one participant in this story is on some form of public assistance.

 
You may think you are out on a limb, more than likely your standing firmly on concrete.
 
2013-04-01 09:53:10 AM

NutWrench: Oh, ok. Welcome to the future of news reporting.


Well, it's that or you get a weatherman like WCAX has with a Blackstone valley accent.
 
2013-04-01 09:54:50 AM
Breastaurants???
 
2013-04-01 09:58:22 AM
video doesn't load on my phone, is it a white guy?
 
2013-04-01 10:00:52 AM
Still... could be worse....
 
www.globalvoicesonline.org
 
2013-04-01 10:01:47 AM
I'm reminded  strongly of this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icmRCixQrx8
 
2013-04-01 10:05:48 AM
Jerry!! Jerry!! Jerry!! Jerry!!
 
2013-04-01 10:06:27 AM
The dooshery is strong with this one.
 
2013-04-01 10:14:02 AM

Eve L. Koont: Carn: vudukungfu: TFA is an autoplay video.

Yeah, can we not do that any more?

^THIS! I mean, wtf subby?!


Subby has as much sense as the biatches from TFV.
 
2013-04-01 10:20:08 AM
Hell hath no fury etc.
 
I'm sure those kids will turn out great.
 
2013-04-01 10:20:51 AM
The man can't help it if he got strong sperms. I'll bet both women lied to him saying they were on birth control.
 
2013-04-01 10:25:36 AM

BEER_ME_in_CT: Let me guess, theyre all fat.


Well, they  are pregnant, so that's kind of to be expected.
 

BarkingUnicorn: vudukungfu: TFA is an autoplay video.

And it auto-repeats.  And the transcript was auto-generated.  There were autos in the video.
 
Thank you for watching the Auto-Broadcasting Network.


Auto-Broadcasting Company, from the initials... but it needs more auto-tune.
 
2013-04-01 10:28:23 AM

dbirchall: but it needs more auto-tune.


No, no - Melodyne.  Melodyne is auto tune on steroids.  Seriously.
 
2013-04-01 10:37:42 AM

MyKingdomForYourHorse: I'm just going out on a limb here, but I'm going to get that at least one participant in this story is on some form of public assistance.


and white.
 
2013-04-01 10:47:52 AM

TheHappyCanadian: video doesn't load on my phone, is it a white guy?


Yes, and also black.
 
2013-04-01 11:01:45 AM
Clevon?
 
www.voght.org
 
2013-04-01 11:11:52 AM
Thanks to these responses, I now have a Celtish sounding name for a new play...
 
Duhrwin Strongsperm.
 
/can I have that in an Alt to go?
 
2013-04-01 11:15:14 AM

NutWrench: This transcript has been automatically generated and may not be 100% accurate.  
 
Oh, ok. Welcome to the future of news reporting.


I put on the closed captioning on all my TVs - I don't miss punchlines or secrets when the kids yell, it helped with the monsters' reading skills as they were growing up, and ESL friends love it because it helps their comprehension.
 
But more and more, I feel the closed captioning is done by machines - and if you're deaf but like Jon Stewart, I feel so very sorry for you, because not only do the machines make no attempt to keep up with him and his guests, but they're really stupid machines that turn English into aj;oiej;kasjdfoihuaerkjhxzciuvbwebr.
 
2013-04-01 11:22:34 AM
Was the woman's thoogis hurt in the crash?
 
2013-04-01 11:29:29 AM
How is it that I knew they were going to be fat and black? I do not not what they are fighting about even if he picks one he will only be around for a few months before he leaves them.
 
2013-04-01 11:32:15 AM
 

Much Better Link

 
 
 

Baby mama #3 ran over baby mama #4 and he isn't sure why.

 
 
2013-04-01 11:50:15 AM

minoridiot: Much Better Link

Baby mama #3 ran over baby mama #4 and he isn't sure why.


Dude is prolific. Two other baby mamas, two with the poor driving ex and the ex and the current are both expecting.
 
2013-04-01 12:07:07 PM
academics.wellesley.edu
Atta boy!
 
2013-04-01 12:18:18 PM
They should have run him over.
 
2013-04-01 12:18:23 PM
www.zap2it.com

"Wait, wait, wait... 2 women who are allegedly carrying my children are fighting to the death over me? I mean... COME ON! Is there a down side to this situation? And besides, I can't break them apart now"

www.behindthevoiceactors.com

"Can't? Or won't?"


profile.ak.fbcdn.net

"Either?"
 
2013-04-01 01:09:14 PM
Gotta be careful what I say here or else I'll be considered racist.

Love the smirk on his face as he discussed one g/f trying to kill another g/f -- along with his unborn child. He'd like it a lot less if these folks would start going after 'baby daddies' for child support instead of letting the guys 'take care of his kids' by dropping by now and then with a pack of diapers, $100 cash and horny.

Can't but question the intelligence of so many women willing to not use birth control just so they can have a kid by some guy who's going to dip his wick in anything that catches his eye.

Of course, since the one now is missing a foot -- stumps are so not glamorous -- and the other will soon be in prison, I guess he'll have to find some new biatches to give him sympathy.

I guess a lot of these women haven't heard of Lorena Bobbit.
 
2013-04-01 01:16:20 PM

Big_Fat_Liar: TheHappyCanadian: video doesn't load on my phone, is it a white guy?

Yes, and also black.


Thanks, Obama.
 
2013-04-01 01:20:15 PM

Rik01: Gotta be careful what I say here or else I'll be considered racist.

Love the smirk on his face as he discussed one g/f trying to kill another g/f -- along with his unborn child. He'd like it a lot less if these folks would start going after 'baby daddies' for child support instead of letting the guys 'take care of his kids' by dropping by now and then with a pack of diapers, $100 cash and horny.

Can't but question the intelligence of so many women willing to not use birth control just so they can have a kid by some guy who's going to dip his wick in anything that catches his eye.

Of course, since the one now is missing a foot -- stumps are so not glamorous -- and the other will soon be in prison, I guess he'll have to find some new biatches to give him sympathy.

I guess a lot of these women haven't heard of Lorena Bobbit.


Having married a latina, I've noticed that certain ethnicities will blame the other woman before the man.
 
2013-04-01 01:32:17 PM
Fark you subby. And the site you rode in on.
 
2013-04-01 01:57:41 PM
I keep wondering which part of the leg had to be amputated.  Does that include the foot, or is it the other half? Or can they just take a little out of the middle?
 
2013-04-01 02:04:45 PM

Big_Fat_Liar: Or can they just take a little out of the middle?


Ask Dorf.

www.androidguide.ru
 
2013-04-01 02:49:33 PM
Clean that gene pool now!
 
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