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2013-04-01 06:59:05 AM
She's an eco-terrorist.  There are less crazy hot women out there.
 
2013-04-01 07:02:38 AM
imageshack.us   upload.wikimedia.org
 
Don't get me wrong, hotter than the sun, but the pose was funny.
 
2013-04-01 07:12:43 AM
Meh. I'm no Studman, but she looks average, especially compared to some of tje outrageously hot women in Hollywood.

/she's no Mila Kunis
//would penis
///wood penis
 
2013-04-01 07:15:01 AM
I'm not sure she quite hits the level of ridiculously sexy, but she is pretty easy on the eyes. I'll accept "screen door in a hurricane," in this case.
 
2013-04-01 07:16:28 AM
Shadowknight:
 
 
img.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-01 07:18:52 AM
Mini Ditka:
 
Thanks for the sponsorship!  I mean, you're sure to regret it soon, but thanks!
 
2013-04-01 07:19:39 AM
as in so much pr0n, belly button thing and tattoo not a plus.
 
2013-04-01 07:22:50 AM
Good Lord I am so attracted to her
 
2013-04-01 07:29:36 AM
fap to the cheerleader, kill the kittens.
 
2013-04-01 07:35:40 AM
I saw this one elsewhere.  Is it just me or does this photo make her arms look comically short?
 
i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2013-04-01 07:36:33 AM

Tat'dGreaser: Good Lord I am so attracted to her

 
I bet it's totally mutual.
 
2013-04-01 07:39:37 AM
I've asked this before, and I'll ask it again: What the fark are 'gummy bear thighs'?
 
2013-04-01 07:41:27 AM

miss diminutive: I bet it's totally mutual.


A boy can dream, a boy can dream
 
2013-04-01 07:42:24 AM

The Martian Manhandler: I've asked this before, and I'll ask it again: What the fark are 'gummy bear thighs'?


Shall I google that for you? How would you like the results formatted?
 
2013-04-01 07:42:45 AM
Bad implants on somebody who didn't need them. Very disappointing
 
2013-04-01 07:43:55 AM

azwethnkweiz: Bad implants on somebody who didn't need them. Very disappointing


It's a toss up between you and "doesn't understand perspective" up there for the dumbest so far.
 
2013-04-01 07:44:17 AM
She appears to made from various parts of other women all sewn together to form a new, kind-of-hot annoying Frankenstein girl.
 
i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2013-04-01 07:45:51 AM
I'm about to go all studman69 here, but she should maybe do some situps.  Those abs need work.
 
2013-04-01 07:54:51 AM

serial_crusher: I'm about to go all studman69 here, but she should maybe do some situps.  Those abs need work.

 
I'm about to go all missknowitall69 here, but simply doing crunches won't improve the look of her abs, losing body fat will.
 
2013-04-01 07:56:09 AM

HaywoodJablonski: The Martian Manhandler: I've asked this before, and I'll ask it again: What the fark are 'gummy bear thighs'?

Shall I google that for you? How would you like the results formatted?


Please do, because when I googled it, I got dick.
 
2013-04-01 07:59:14 AM

The Martian Manhandler: HaywoodJablonski: The Martian Manhandler: I've asked this before, and I'll ask it again: What the fark are 'gummy bear thighs'?

Shall I google that for you? How would you like the results formatted?

Please do, because when I googled it, I got dick.


That's probably because Google incorporated your interests from former searches.
 
2013-04-01 07:59:32 AM

The Martian Manhandler: HaywoodJablonski: The Martian Manhandler: I've asked this before, and I'll ask it again: What the fark are 'gummy bear thighs'?

Shall I google that for you? How would you like the results formatted?

Please do, because when I googled it, I got dick.


That's odd, I got nothing. But if you really like dick, I'm glad that you got some.
 
2013-04-01 08:00:26 AM
I was trying to figure out who this was. And then I remembered she played Nikki Sanders in One Life to Live
 
2013-04-01 08:03:28 AM

miss diminutive: I'm about to go all missknowitall69 here, but simply doing crunches won't improve the look of her abs, losing body fat will.


Yea but then according to Fark she wouldn't be a real women because she doesn't have curves.
 
2013-04-01 08:06:43 AM

The Martian Manhandler: HaywoodJablonski: The Martian Manhandler: I've asked this before, and I'll ask it again: What the fark are 'gummy bear thighs'?

Shall I google that for you? How would you like the results formatted?

Please do, because when I googled it, I got dick.


On the first page of results had this from urban dictionary. Granted it's for toes, but the meaning should translate:

http://m.urbandictionary.com/#define?term=gummy%20bear%20toes
 
2013-04-01 08:12:42 AM

HaywoodJablonski: On the first page of results had this from urban dictionary. Granted it's for toes, but the meaning should translate:

http://m.urbandictionary.com/#define?term=gummy%20bear%20toes


Considering I posted a link to urban dictionary, don't you think that maybe I already saw that? And that it still doesn't make any sense?
 
2013-04-01 08:14:48 AM
Not comically obvious it makes her boob job.
 
2013-04-01 08:15:32 AM

The Martian Manhandler: HaywoodJablonski: On the first page of results had this from urban dictionary. Granted it's for toes, but the meaning should translate:

http://m.urbandictionary.com/#define?term=gummy%20bear%20toes

ConsideringI posted a link to urban dictionary, don't you think that maybe I already saw that? And that it still doesn't make any sense?


Alright, allow me to define it for you right now. Gummy bear thighs are short and stubby thighs.

Good enough?
 
2013-04-01 08:16:19 AM
awesomely cute, but i'm always distracted by the implant-induced stretching between her boobs and the ungodly bulge in her pants
 
2013-04-01 08:17:03 AM

serial_crusher: I'm about to go all studman69 here, but she should maybe do some situps.  Those abs need work.


You're out of your mind. Her stomach is sexy as hell. If I wanted washboard boards I wouldn't be looking at chicks to begin with.
 
2013-04-01 08:18:18 AM

Tat'dGreaser: miss diminutive: I bet it's totally mutual.

A boy can dream, a boy can dream


I'm willing to be there are hundreds of Farkettes much hotter than HP. Probably even one in this thread.

/cheerleader outfits are not an HP exclusive
 
2013-04-01 08:19:00 AM
I'd hit that so hard the aftermath would look like an exploded hot pocket
 
2013-04-01 08:19:19 AM

HaywoodJablonski: The Martian Manhandler: HaywoodJablonski: On the first page of results had this from urban dictionary. Granted it's for toes, but the meaning should translate:

http://m.urbandictionary.com/#define?term=gummy%20bear%20toes

ConsideringI posted a link to urban dictionary, don't you think that maybe I already saw that? And that it still doesn't make any sense?

Alright, allow me to define it for you right now. Gummy bear thighs are short and stubby thighs.

Good enough?


And yet I hate gummy bears. How odd.
 
2013-04-01 08:19:29 AM

miss diminutive: serial_crusher: I'm about to go all studman69 here, but she should maybe do some situps.  Those abs need work.
 
I'm about to go all missknowitall69 here, but simply doing crunches won't improve the look of her abs, losing body fat will.


Either way, um, how about she stay like she is? That's rather attractive, a woman with a paunch.
 
2013-04-01 08:20:57 AM
^ I meant washboard abs. But washboard boards would be equally unattractive!
 
2013-04-01 08:25:21 AM

digistil: I'm willing to be there are hundreds of Farkettes much hotter than HP. Probably even one in this thread.

/cheerleader outfits are not an HP exclusive


Hundreds? Doubt that.
 
A few? Sure. She's still hot though
 
2013-04-01 08:25:51 AM
SurfaceTension:

Either way, um, how about she stay like she is? That's rather attractive, a woman with a paunch.
 
Not only is it attractive, it's also a normal part of female anatomy. Unlike men, women naturally have a layer of flesh on their belly known as the pouch. But good luck explaining that to the sexually confused 'fitness experts' on the internet who think any chick that's not built like a small dude is fat.
 
2013-04-01 08:27:42 AM

HaywoodJablonski: The Martian Manhandler: HaywoodJablonski: On the first page of results had this from urban dictionary. Granted it's for toes, but the meaning should translate:

http://m.urbandictionary.com/#define?term=gummy%20bear%20toes

Considering I posted a link to urban dictionary, don't you think that maybe I already saw that? And that it still doesn't make any sense?

Alright, allow me to define it for you right now. Gummy bear thighs are short and stubby thighs.

Good enough?


HaywoodJablonski: The Martian Manhandler: HaywoodJablonski: On the first page of results had this from urban dictionary. Granted it's for toes, but the meaning should translate:

http://m.urbandictionary.com/#define?term=gummy%20bear%20toes

Considering I posted a link to urban dictionary, don't you think that maybe I already saw that? And that it still doesn't make any sense?

Alright, allow me to define it for you right now. Gummy bear thighs are short and stubby thighs.

Good enough?


FTFA: "Now that is one sexy bikini body, eh? Hot damn is it ever! From the cleavage to the booty curves to her gummybear thighs... it's a freaking uber shwing-fest!"
 
I'm going to go with "No, the author of this piece is not all sexed up for her because her thighs are short and stubby".
 
2013-04-01 08:29:40 AM
I'm just mad that some people get beach weather for Easter. Why is it still 35 here?
 
2013-04-01 08:31:29 AM

The Martian Manhandler: HaywoodJablonski: The Martian Manhandler: HaywoodJablonski: On the first page of results had this from urban dictionary. Granted it's for toes, but the meaning should translate:

http://m.urbandictionary.com/#define?term=gummy%20bear%20toes

ConsideringI posted a link to urban dictionary, don't you think that maybe I already saw that? And that it still doesn't make any sense?

Alright, allow me to define it for you right now. Gummy bear thighs are short and stubby thighs.

Good enough?

HaywoodJablonski: The Martian Manhandler: HaywoodJablonski: On the first page of results had this from urban dictionary. Granted it's for toes, but the meaning should translate:

http://m.urbandictionary.com/#define?term=gummy%20bear%20toes

ConsideringI posted a link to urban dictionary, don't you think that maybe I already saw that? And that it still doesn't make any sense?

Alright, allow me to define it for you right now. Gummy bear thighs are short and stubby thighs.

Good enough?

FTFA: "Now that is one sexy bikini body, eh? Hot damn is it ever! From the cleavage to the booty curves to her gummybear thighs... it's a freaking uber shwing-fest!"
 
I'm going to go with "No, the author of this piece is not all sexed up for her because her thighs are short and stubby".


Some people like gummy bear thighs, others Auschwitz thighs.

The author likes things you don't like.
 
2013-04-01 08:32:36 AM

Tommy Moo: I'm just mad that some people get beach weather for Easter. Why is it still 35 here?


You hurt baby Jesus.
 
2013-04-01 08:36:12 AM
Bad boob job and cellulite, gross.
 
2013-04-01 08:38:18 AM
I simply do not find her THAT attractive.  Yeah, she is pleasant to look at, but by no means the most attractive woman I have ever seen.
 
2013-04-01 08:40:14 AM

Coffee Snob: Meh. I'm no Studman, but she looks average, especially compared to some of tje outrageously hot women in Hollywood.

/she's no Mila Kunis
//would penis
///wood penis


Unretouched, real-world photos make a huge difference.
 
2013-04-01 08:43:24 AM

Coffee Snob: Meh. I'm no Studman, but she looks average, especially compared to some of tje outrageously hot women in Hollywood.


Lemme guess: Face like an 8-year-old?
 
2013-04-01 08:52:57 AM

HaywoodJablonski: The Martian Manhandler: HaywoodJablonski: The Martian Manhandler: HaywoodJablonski: On the first page of results had this from urban dictionary. Granted it's for toes, but the meaning should translate:

 
http://m.urbandictionary.com/#define?term=gummy%20bear%20toes
 
Considering I posted a link to urban dictionary, don't you think that maybe I already saw that? And that it still doesn't make any sense?
 
Alright, allow me to define it for you right now. Gummy bear thighs are short and stubby thighs.
 
Good enough?
 
FTFA: "Now that is one sexy bikini body, eh? Hot damn is it ever! From the cleavage to the booty curves to her gummybear thighs... it's a freaking uber shwing-fest!"
 
I'm going to go with "No, the author of this piece is not all sexed up for her because her thighs are short and stubby".

 
Some people like gummy bear thighs, others Auschwitz thighs.
 
The author likes things you don't like.
 
Found it. The answer is "Something that this dumbass blogger made up".
 
"Oh, and in case you were wondering... I call them "gummy bear" thighs because a) they're cute, and b) that's what I imagine they feel, taste, and smell like. Hey, I could be right. Enjoy!"
 
2013-04-01 08:53:41 AM
She's either hot or meh in photos. Would penis regardless.
 
2013-04-01 08:58:58 AM
How does one jump into a bikini? I mean, the bottom half - sure, if you were accurate and atheltic enough; but the top half? It makes no sense!
 
2013-04-01 09:01:50 AM

serial_crusher: I'm about to go all studman69 here, but she should maybe do some situps.  Those abs need work.


For a normal girl in my town? Absolutely not. She looks fantastic and I would push an old lady down a flight of stairs for a chance to wreck it.
 
For a girl in Hollywood judged against against her peers? Absolutely correct. She's chubby by that measue and could use some serious toning up.... and I would still hit it like it owes me money.
 
2013-04-01 09:04:55 AM

Wyalt Derp: How does one jump into a bikini? I mean, the bottom half - sure, if you were accurate and atheltic enough; but the top half? It makes no sense!


Probably more of a diving motion, but that's still a subset of jumping isn't it?
 
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