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2013-03-31 11:44:20 PM
jdmoyer.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-04-01 12:16:05 AM
"Ricketts turned himself into Lexington Police"
 
Another wizard.  I'm seeing a lot of that "in to" farkup these days.
 
Which is good because my last peeve died.
 
2013-04-01 02:12:36 AM
I'm sorry, I don't get the punchline?
 
2013-04-01 02:15:19 AM
www.lex18.com 
 
In other news, if you get paid to hang around Abercrombie & Fitch, you're now considered a "model."
 
2013-04-01 02:17:15 AM
Ricketts is a model and a graudate of Montgomery County High School, according to his personal Facebook page.
 
Nice, even after the page had at least one update.
 
2013-04-01 02:17:30 AM
Did he hit the cop with... cold steel?
 
2013-04-01 02:17:55 AM

BarkingUnicorn: "Ricketts turned himself into Lexington Police"
 
Another wizard.

 
I laughed.
 
2013-04-01 02:18:28 AM

C18H27NO3: Ricketts is a model and a graudate of Montgomery County High School, according to his personal Facebook page.
 
Nice, even after the page had at least one update.


I think that's German for "paid escort".
 
2013-04-01 02:20:28 AM

Massively Multiplayer Addict: I'm sorry, I don't get the punchline?


Zoolander
 
2013-04-01 02:23:15 AM

C18H27NO3: Ricketts is a model and a graudate of Montgomery County High School, according to his personal Facebook page.

Nice, even after the page had at least one update.


img.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-01 02:39:25 AM

Nexzus: Massively Multiplayer Addict: I'm sorry, I don't get the punchline?

Zoolander


Still DO NOT GET IT. About the ants. Guess I had to see the movie. Is that from Austin Powers? Looks a lot like Dr. Evil's son Scott. Good noght and good luck.
 
2013-04-01 02:39:29 AM
Ricketts is a model and a graudate of Montgomery County High School, according to his personal Facebook page.
 
Translation: "I am such a loser, this is the best I could come up with."
 
2013-04-01 02:43:57 AM
Tonight on Germany's Most Disturbing Home Videos...
 
2013-04-01 02:53:12 AM
But why male models?
 
2013-04-01 02:55:05 AM

Kevin72: Nexzus: Massively Multiplayer Addict: I'm sorry, I don't get the punchline?

Zoolander

Still DO NOT GET IT. About the ants. Guess I had to see the movie. Is that from Austin Powers? Looks a lot like Dr. Evil's son Scott. Good noght and good luck.


Do you feel like you are taking crazy pills?
 
2013-04-01 02:56:43 AM

Kevin72: Still DO NOT GET IT. About the ants.


Ben Stiller's character, Zoolander, is a complete idiot, and also a professional model (the movie implies, nay, states, that models are all f*cking morans). He wants to open a center for his charity, "Derek Zoolander Center for Kids Who Can't Read Good". He shows up at the office where a scale model of the proposed center has been built. He looks at the scale model (i.e. fits on a table) and becomes enraged, asking "What is this? A center for ants?" He concludes his rant by insisting that center needs to be at least twice the size it is now (which would make is less than ten feet in any dimension).
 
Zoolander = a model/idiot who asks if the scale model is a center for ants
 
Guy from TFA  = a model caught in a traffic stop
 
I hope that helps.
 
2013-04-01 02:58:16 AM

Trocadero: But why male models?


Apparently the second time he asks that was not in the script. Stiller couldn't remember the proper line so he just repeated the line from before the explanation, and Duchonvy's response is pure adlib. It adds so much to the movie, too.
 
2013-04-01 03:00:31 AM

Sid_6.7: Kevin72: Still DO NOT GET IT. About the ants.

 
Ben Stiller's character, Zoolander, is a complete idiot, and also a professional model (the movie implies, nay, states, that models are all f*cking morans). He wants to open a center for his charity, "Derek Zoolander Center for Kids Who Can't Read Good". He shows up at the office where a scale model of the proposed center has been built. He looks at the scale model (i.e. fits on a table) and becomes enraged, asking "What is this? A center for ants?" He concludes his rant by insisting that center needs to be at least twice the size it is now (which would make is less than ten feet in any dimension).
 
Zoolander = a model/idiot who asks if the scale model is a center for ants
 
Guy from TFA  = a model caught in a traffic stop
 
I hope that helps.

 
 
Ohhhhhhh.  Okay.  Yeah I.....no...nope, still don't get it.
 
2013-04-01 03:09:44 AM

Sid_6.7: Kevin72: Still DO NOT GET IT. About the ants.

Ben Stiller's character, Zoolander, is a complete idiot, and also a professional model (the movie implies, nay, states, that models are all f*cking morans). He wants to open a center for his charity, "Derek Zoolander Center for Kids Who Can't Read Good". He shows up at the office where a scale model of the proposed center has been built. He looks at the scale model (i.e. fits on a table) and becomes enraged, asking "What is this? A center for ants?" He concludes his rant by insisting that center needs to be at least twice the size it is now (which would make is less than ten feet in any dimension).
 
Zoolander = a model/idiot who asks if the scale model is a center for ants
 
Guy from TFA  = a model caught in a traffic stop
 
I hope that helps.


Thanks. I heard the part about it needing to be at least three times as big but missed the part about school for ants. Consider yourself favorited for taking the time.
 
2013-04-01 03:22:45 AM

C18H27NO3: Ricketts is a model and a graudate of Montgomery County High School, according to his personal Facebook page.
 
Nice, even after the page had at least one update.

 
Montgomery County, MD has some of the best public schools in the country.
 
 
Apparently Montgomery County, KY also has some buildings labelled "school."
 
 
/heh... KY.
 
2013-04-01 03:45:17 AM
Thank you getting that damn song stuck in my head, Bathia_Mapes.
 
2013-04-01 03:55:16 AM
I, for one, welcome our new male model overlords...
 
2013-04-01 04:17:18 AM
 
2013-04-01 04:32:33 AM

Kouvre: Thank you getting that damn song stuck in my head, Bathia_Mapes.


You're very welcome. :-D
 
2013-04-01 04:34:03 AM
To his credit, he is opening the "Bryce Ricketts Center for Kids Who Don't Drive Good".
 
2013-04-01 04:41:30 AM

Kevin72: Sid_6.7: Kevin72: Still DO NOT GET IT. About the ants.

Ben Stiller's character, Zoolander, is a complete idiot, and also a professional model (the movie implies, nay, states, that models are all f*cking morans). He wants to open a center for his charity, "Derek Zoolander Center for Kids Who Can't Read Good". He shows up at the office where a scale model of the proposed center has been built. He looks at the scale model (i.e. fits on a table) and becomes enraged, asking "What is this? A center for ants?" He concludes his rant by insisting that center needs to be at least twice the size it is now (which would make is less than ten feet in any dimension).
 
Zoolander = a model/idiot who asks if the scale model is a center for ants
 
Guy from TFA  = a model caught in a traffic stop
 
I hope that helps.

Thanks. I heard the part about it needing to be at least three times as big but missed the part about school for ants. Consider yourself favorited for taking the time.


I didn't get it, either. And I've never seen the movie, so I never get those references. I intend to see it, I just haven't gotten around to it yet.
 
2013-04-01 04:41:39 AM

Kevin72: Sid_6.7: Kevin72: Still DO NOT GET IT. About the ants.

Ben Stiller's character, Zoolander, is a complete idiot, and also a professional model (the movie implies, nay, states, that models are all f*cking morans). He wants to open a center for his charity, "Derek Zoolander Center for Kids Who Can't Read Good". He shows up at the office where a scale model of the proposed center has been built. He looks at the scale model (i.e. fits on a table) and becomes enraged, asking "What is this? A center for ants?" He concludes his rant by insisting that center needs to be at least twice the size it is now (which would make is less than ten feet in any dimension).
 
Zoolander = a model/idiot who asks if the scale model is a center for ants
 
Guy from TFA  = a model caught in a traffic stop
 
I hope that helps.

Thanks. I heard the part about it needing to be at least three times as big but missed the part about school for ants. Consider yourself favorited for taking the time.


Here's the center for ants scene if you'd like to see it.
 
2013-04-01 04:44:37 AM

ThrobblefootSpectre: Sid_6.7: Kevin72: Still DO NOT GET IT. About the ants.
 
Ben Stiller's character, Zoolander, is a complete idiot, and also a professional model (the movie implies, nay, states, that models are all f*cking morans). He wants to open a center for his charity, "Derek Zoolander Center for Kids Who Can't Read Good". He shows up at the office where a scale model of the proposed center has been built. He looks at the scale model (i.e. fits on a table) and becomes enraged, asking "What is this? A center for ants?" He concludes his rant by insisting that center needs to be at least twice the size it is now (which would make is less than ten feet in any dimension).
 
Zoolander = a model/idiot who asks if the scale model is a center for ants
 
Guy from TFA  = a model caught in a traffic stop
 
I hope that helps.
 
 
Ohhhhhhh.  Okay.  Yeah I.....no...nope, still don't get it.


I'm suprised your profile doesn't have a headshot.
 
2013-04-01 07:59:58 AM
Police say Ricketts was pulled over on I-64 East near the 82 mile-marker for a routine traffic stop when he got out of his car, punched an officer and sped off.

I thought cops got all nervous and tasery when you got out of a car during a traffic stop. Why the male model didn't zapped, beaten, shot, zapped, kicked, punched, zapped, beaten, slapped, batoned, stomped, roughed up and wander in to traffic before the cop could stop him is beyond me.

My last traffic stop, I got read the riot act for rolling the window down before being instructed to do so. He also called back up. Sigh, I guess different rules for the beautiful people.
 
2013-04-01 08:43:06 AM
Proud to say I never watched Zoolander and therefore I do not get the joke.
 
/makes me better than you
 
2013-04-01 08:48:11 AM

Harry Freakstorm: Police say Ricketts was pulled over on I-64 East near the 82 mile-marker for a routine traffic stop when he got out of his car, punched an officer and sped off.

I thought cops got all nervous and tasery when you got out of a car during a traffic stop. Why the male model didn't zapped, beaten, shot, zapped, kicked, punched, zapped, beaten, slapped, batoned, stomped, roughed up and wander in to traffic before the cop could stop him is beyond me.

My last traffic stop, I got read the riot act for rolling the window down before being instructed to do so. He also called back up. Sigh, I guess different rules for the beautiful people.


I thinking about this as well.  I once got questioned about my seatbelt because I undid it to get my wallet.  Now I wait till they are at my car so they can't say I wasn't wearing it.  The good news is he probably just leveled the rules for beautiful people a little.  There is one officer that will be a little more taser happy after all his coworkers get done razing him for being hit by pretty boy.  I am sure the officer that was slapped by Zsa Zsa Gabor took a long time living that down.
 
2013-04-01 08:50:50 AM

my lip balm addition: Proud to say I never wathed Zoolander and therefore I do not get the joke.
 
/makes me better than you


No, means you are not in the humor irle.  You need to ath up on Zoolander if you want to be in this humor irle.  Remember I am wathing you.
 
/bonus referene
 
2013-04-01 08:52:56 AM

my lip balm addiction: Proud to say I never watched Zoolander and therefore I do not get the joke.
 
/makes me better than you


It does? How so?
 
/Never seen Zoolander either
//Should I put that on my resume?
///Feel so proud!
 
2013-04-01 08:56:00 AM

Sid_6.7: Kevin72: Still DO NOT GET IT. About the ants.

Ben Stiller's character, Zoolander, is a complete idiot, and also a professional model (the movie implies, nay, states, that models are all f*cking morans). He wants to open a center for his charity, "Derek Zoolander Center for Kids Who Can't Read Good". He shows up at the office where a scale model of the proposed center has been built. He looks at the scale model (i.e. fits on a table) and becomes enraged, asking "What is this? A center for ants?" He concludes his rant by insisting that center needs to be at least twice the size it is now (which would make is less than ten feet in any dimension).
 
Zoolander = a model/idiot who asks if the scale model is a center for ants
 
Guy from TFA  = a model caught in a traffic stop
 
I hope that helps.


Could you make a scale model of the scene?
 
2013-04-01 11:22:09 AM
www.effective-lead-guitar.com
 
2013-04-01 12:34:59 PM

MadAzza: Kevin72: Sid_6.7: Kevin72: Still DO NOT GET IT. About the ants.

Ben Stiller's character, Zoolander, is a complete idiot, and also a professional model (the movie implies, nay, states, that models are all f*cking morans). He wants to open a center for his charity, "Derek Zoolander Center for Kids Who Can't Read Good". He shows up at the office where a scale model of the proposed center has been built. He looks at the scale model (i.e. fits on a table) and becomes enraged, asking "What is this? A center for ants?" He concludes his rant by insisting that center needs to be at least twice the size it is now (which would make is less than ten feet in any dimension).
 
Zoolander = a model/idiot who asks if the scale model is a center for ants
 
Guy from TFA  = a model caught in a traffic stop
 
I hope that helps.

Thanks. I heard the part about it needing to be at least three times as big but missed the part about school for ants. Consider yourself favorited for taking the time.

I didn't get it, either. And I've never seen the movie, so I never get those references. I intend to see it, I just haven't gotten around to it yet.


Someone should open a center for kids who just don't get it.
 
2013-04-02 03:41:59 AM
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