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(CNN)   For those that wonder why stores have steel posts around the entrance   (cnn.com) divider line 52
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2013-03-31 11:53:29 PM
...smashed into a beer display, leaving boxes and cans of Budweiser scattered on the Walmart store's floor.
 
Wow, some people really don't like Bud.
 
2013-04-01 12:10:24 AM

"Four people were injured, one seriously, Morales said.

 

"The CNN affiliate showed video of the deep red Oldsmobile that had smashed into a beer display, leaving boxes and cans of Budweiser scattered on the Walmart store's floor."
 
Well, at least they emphasized the relevant details.

 
2013-04-01 12:16:01 AM
The store by me has large cement filled red spheres to stop cars.  Why?  Because it's a giant Target.
 
2013-04-01 12:24:17 AM

Makh: The store by me has large cement filled red spheres to stop cars.  Why?  Because it's a giant Target.


ba-dum-chsss
 
2013-04-01 12:50:26 AM
Why do people put huge ridiculous rims on old cars like that?  Makes 'em look stupid.
 
2013-04-01 12:50:33 AM

Chariset: Makh: The store by me has large cement filled red spheres to stop cars.  Why?  Because it's a giant Target.

ba-dum-chsss


Try the veal.
 
2013-04-01 02:45:51 AM
FTFA: A man plowed a car through the front doors of a Walmart store in California Sunday, then attacked customers with a blunt object, police said.
 
I hope it was a dildo.  Please let it have been a dildo.
 
2013-04-01 04:30:36 AM
...smashed into a beer display, leaving boxes and cans of Budweiser scattered on the Walmart store's floor.
 
HE HATES THESE CANS!
 
2013-04-01 04:46:56 AM
For those who wonder....
 
2013-04-01 04:48:43 AM
beer snob thread?
 
2013-04-01 04:49:38 AM
[ban_all_cars.jpg]
 
2013-04-01 04:50:33 AM
The new Oldsmobiles are in early this year!
 
2013-04-01 04:55:41 AM
 ...smashed into a beer display, leaving boxes and cans of Budweiser scattered on the Walmart store's floor. 
Should have been a fruit stand.
 
2013-04-01 05:07:46 AM
See thats comes from trying to kill bad "wanna be "  beers with a car,
 
Move the bud's to a location that easyer to hit
 
2013-04-01 05:10:26 AM

TuteTibiImperes: FTFA: A man plowed a car through the front doors of a Walmart store in California Sunday, then attacked customers with a blunt object, police said.
 
I hope it was a dildo.  Please let it have been a dildo.


Ahahahahahah if it was I'd love to see the footage from that.
 
2013-04-01 05:16:17 AM
I always thought those posts were for hitching up your dinosaur.
 
2013-04-01 05:53:42 AM

Benevolent Misanthrope: Chariset: Makh: The store by me has large cement filled red spheres to stop cars.  Why?  Because it's a giant Target.

ba-dum-chsss

Try the veal.


'Cause we got the biggest balls of them all!
s24.postimg.org
 
2013-04-01 06:17:50 AM
Always seemed pretty obvious to me.
 
2013-04-01 06:24:27 AM
I will never understand why Liberals hate Walmart so much.
 
2013-04-01 06:33:17 AM
You calling us stupid, subby? Well fark you.
 
2013-04-01 06:44:07 AM

A Terrible Human: TuteTibiImperes: FTFA: A man plowed a car through the front doors of a Walmart store in California Sunday, then attacked customers with a blunt object, police said.
 
I hope it was a dildo.  Please let it have been a dildo.

Ahahahahahah if it was I'd love to see the footage from that.


A footage of dildo is that exactly 12 inches or something more?
 
2013-04-01 06:53:20 AM
Makh:
The store by me has large cement filled red spheres to stop cars. Why? Because it's a giant Target.

Last summer, they covered those concrete spheres with cloth patterned to make them look like like beach balls. For about a week.

I figure someone decided to kick one...
 
2013-04-01 06:55:46 AM
"His motive was unclear, Morales said, but police believe drugs or alcohol may have been involved."
 
No! Really?
 
2013-04-01 07:36:54 AM

quatchi: ...smashed into a beer display, leaving boxes and cans of Budweiser scattered on the Walmart store's floor.
 
Wow, some people really don't like Bud.


qwipster.net
Maybe he just hated the cans.
 
2013-04-01 08:12:06 AM
24 comments, and no one has pointed out that the steel posts in front of this store did not stop the car from driving into the store.  So, doesn't that mean we still have to wonder why those posts are there?
 
2013-04-01 08:17:03 AM

drb9: 24 comments, and no one has pointed out that the steel posts in front of this store did not stop the car from driving into the store.  So, doesn't that mean we still have to wonder why those posts are there?


Good point, especially since it's not like that's a mini.
 
2013-04-01 08:17:18 AM
Time to start that Cars of Wal-Mart site.

media.cmgdigital.com
 
2013-04-01 08:23:45 AM
Those posts didn't work, did they?
Looks like they're there for accidental wanderers, and he managed to line up to squeeze straight in between them.
They're going to need a lot more posts if they're going to keep out the tiny cars.
Motorcycles.
Bulldozers.
Mining trucks.
 
2013-04-01 08:36:45 AM

BarkingUnicorn: "Four people were injured, one seriously, Morales said.
 
"The CNN affiliate showed video of the deep red Oldsmobile that had smashed into a beer display, leaving boxes and cans of Budweiser scattered on the Walmart store's floor."
 
Well, at least they emphasized the relevant details.


We've had product placements in news stories for a while now.
 
2013-04-01 08:47:18 AM

Lsherm: Why do people put huge ridiculous rims on old cars like that?

 
For the same reason hicks in the countryside jack up their trucks. They're stupid.
 
Ghetto stupid: living in an 800 sq. ft. run-down, leaking hovel covered in weeds and peeled lead paint with a $55,000 Lexus on $10,000 chrome rims sitting in the driveway.
 
Country stupid: living in an 800 sq. ft. run-down, leaking trailer covered in weeds and peeled lead paint with a $55,000 Dodge Ram on a $10,000 suspension sitting in the driveway.
 
Some people are poor because of unfortunate circumstances and some people are poor because they're just too goddamn stupid to have any money.
 
2013-04-01 09:06:01 AM

skozlaw: Lsherm: Why do people put huge ridiculous rims on old cars like that?
 
For the same reason hicks in the countryside jack up their trucks. They're stupid.
 
Ghetto stupid: living in an 800 sq. ft. run-down, leaking hovel covered in weeds and peeled lead paint with a $55,000 Lexus on $10,000 chrome rims sitting in the driveway.
 
Country stupid: living in an 800 sq. ft. run-down, leaking trailer covered in weeds and peeled lead paint with a $55,000 Dodge Ram on a $10,000 suspension sitting in the driveway.
 
Some people are poor because of unfortunate circumstances and some people are poor because they're just too goddamn stupid to have any money.


You're giving them a lot of credit in that they could ever afford that expensive of a car.  Most of the ghetto rides around here are auctioned off crown vics that are past their police service lives.  They buy them because they are a cheap V8, even though that 2 valve 4.6 gets outclassed by 6 and even 4 cylinder engines today.  And then they add the oversized rims as a demonstration of how baller they are, even though that apparently doesn't include making enough money to buy a decent car in the first place.
 
2013-04-01 09:22:37 AM

StrangeQ: skozlaw: Lsherm: Why do people put huge ridiculous rims on old cars like that?
 
For the same reason hicks in the countryside jack up their trucks. They're stupid.
 
Ghetto stupid: living in an 800 sq. ft. run-down, leaking hovel covered in weeds and peeled lead paint with a $55,000 Lexus on $10,000 chrome rims sitting in the driveway.
 
Country stupid: living in an 800 sq. ft. run-down, leaking trailer covered in weeds and peeled lead paint with a $55,000 Dodge Ram on a $10,000 suspension sitting in the driveway.
 
Some people are poor because of unfortunate circumstances and some people are poor because they're just too goddamn stupid to have any money.

You're giving them a lot of credit in that they could ever afford that expensive of a car.  Most of the ghetto rides around here are auctioned off crown vics that are past their police service lives.  They buy them because they are a cheap V8, even though that 2 valve 4.6 gets outclassed by 6 and even 4 cylinder engines today.  And then they add the oversized rims as a demonstration of how baller they are, even though that apparently doesn't include making enough money to buy a decent car in the first place.


Crown Vics are mobile couches. And they last forever, which is why they're still driving for people to buy and put stupid rims on. You watch how you talk about Crown Vics.
 
2013-04-01 09:32:18 AM
Cars that have driven into banks and post offices usually are seniors who don't realise they're not in the right gear or on the right pedal. Srsly. Also had a patient whose 90+ year old wife flipped their car in a freaking parking garage thinking she slammed on the breaks.

Banks in my town have concrete pillars.

/And Country Kitchen Buffets too I imagine if South Park taught me well.
 
2013-04-01 09:36:09 AM

drb9: 24 comments, and no one as pointed out tat te steel posts in front of tis store did not stop te car from driving into te store.  So, doesn't tat mean we still ave to wonder wy tose posts are tere?


Te bollards in front of te Wal Mart I go to (only wen absolutely necessary) are plastic. No joke.
It seemed a perfect testament to te Wal-Mart way of doing tings, ligter, ceaper, not as good.
 
2013-04-01 09:46:25 AM
Wanted for questioning:
l3.yimg.com
 
2013-04-01 09:46:43 AM
I was in a local Rite Aid just last week when a woman was pulling into a parking spot, jumped the concrete parking block and the curb and crashed into the side of the store. She must have mistook the gas for the break or something. Luckily no one was injured and the only real damage was to her car.
 
/CSB
 
2013-04-01 10:01:00 AM

StrangeQ: You're giving them a lot of credit in that they could ever afford that expensive of a car. Most of the ghetto rides around here are auctioned off crown vics that are past their police service lives. They buy them because they are a cheap V8, even though that 2 valve 4.6 gets outclassed by 6 and even 4 cylinder engines today. And then they add the oversized rims as a demonstration of how baller they are, even though that apparently doesn't include making enough money to buy a decent car in the first place.

 
We get that too, but if you drive through the nearby ghettos here it's not uncommon at all to see fairly new and expensive luxury cars sitting out in front of complete dumps. Low house payment and a high credit limit, I suppose.
 
I also get a kick out of the one place I drive by now and then on the way to the vet's office. There's this dinky little blocked-up trailer sitting in the middle of a huge field with a falling-down shed right up against it. And right in front of it is a brand-spankin' new Challenger SRT8.
 
If I lived in a ratty old trailer I could think of a lot better things to do with $45,000 than buy a Dodge.
 
2013-04-01 10:28:05 AM
People of Walmart has a new addition.
 
2013-04-01 10:31:21 AM

TuteTibiImperes: FTFA: A man plowed a car through the front doors of a Walmart store in California Sunday, then attacked customers with a blunt object, police said....

 
Four people were injured, one seriously, Morales said. 
 
Where are the gun people who claimed after Newtown you could kill just as many people (if not more) with cars, knives and hammers?
 
2013-04-01 10:34:00 AM

mjohnson71: Where are the gun people who claimed after Newtown you could kill just as many people (if not more) with cars, knives and hammers?


They all drowned or slipped and fell in the bath tub. Didn't heed their own dang warnings.
 
2013-04-01 11:24:34 AM

WelldeadLink: Those posts didn't work, did they?Looks like they're there for accidental wanderers, and he managed to line up to squeeze straight in between them.They're going to need a lot more posts if they're going to keep out the tiny cars.Motorcycles.Bulldozers.Mining trucks.


Once they get enough posts to stop all those small vehicles, what are they gonna do once people start wearing plate mail armor and rocket propelled roller blades??

It'll just keep going on and on until one day the entrance will be covered in slabs of titanium reinforced concrete, and the door will have deadly spikes and actually won't be a door but a decoy and the real door will be the top of the building and you have to get inside the store by skydiving by landing through a 10x10 foot hole onto a soft pad. But then next thing you know, people will be landing helicopters and jetliners in that hole, and they'll have to come up with something new.
 
It's a harsh world out there.
 
2013-04-01 02:40:38 PM
 
2013-04-01 04:22:50 PM

TuteTibiImperes: FTFA: A man plowed a car through the front doors of a Walmart store in California Sunday, then attacked customers with a blunt object, police said.
 
I hope it was a dildo.  Please let it have been a dildo.


It's a good thing you called it "a dildo", because you must refer to it as "his dildo" or "your dildo"
 
2013-04-01 05:46:08 PM
the only thing that stops a bad guy with a car and a dildo is a good guy with a car and a dildo.
 
2013-04-01 06:24:12 PM

stampylives: the only thing that stops a bad guy with a car and a dildo is a good guy with a car and a dildo.


Like this?? ...
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2013-04-02 01:38:39 AM

buzzcut73: drb9: 24 comments, and no one as pointed out tat te steel posts in front of tis store did not stop te car from driving into te store.  So, doesn't tat mean we still ave to wonder wy tose posts are tere?

Te bollards in front of te Wal Mart I go to (only wen absolutely necessary) are plastic. No joke.
It seemed a perfect testament to te Wal-Mart way of doing tings, ligter, ceaper, not as good.


UZE A SPEELCHUKER IDJ!T
 
2013-04-02 01:48:32 AM
Kittypie070:
UZE A SPEELCHUKER IDJ!T

Wee deed youth Juan know.
 
2013-04-02 02:07:06 AM

mjohnson71: TuteTibiImperes: FTFA: A man plowed a car through the front doors of a Walmart store in California Sunday, then attacked customers with a blunt object, police said....

Four people were injured, one seriously, Morales said.

Where are the gun people who claimed after Newtown you could kill just as many people (if not more) with cars, knives and hammers?


http://murderpedia.org/female.F/f/ford-priscilla-photos.htm Six dead, 23 wounded at scene. One died later. I'll leave others to pull the stats on knives and hammers. No one needs more than 200 HP anyhow, right?

/I'll choose to ignore that happened 33 years ago, thankyouverymuch.
 
2013-04-02 03:20:09 AM

WelldeadLink: Kittypie070:
UZE A SPEELCHUKER IDJ!T

Wee deed youth Juan know.


Da fuq?
 
2013-04-02 03:57:50 AM
Never use   Budweiser  and beer in the same sentence.
 
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