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(ESPN)   Louisville over Duke. Oh snap   (scores.espn.go.com) divider line 46
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2013-03-31 08:39:28 PM
19 votes:

Principal Clarinet: hershy799: I didn't get to watch the game, and I refuse to watch the injury... but on a scale of 1 to Theismann, how bad was the injury?

Theismann


IT'S OVER 9 THEISMANNS!
2013-03-31 09:21:39 PM
11 votes:
Shanahan says he'll be ready to go for their next game
2013-03-31 08:40:48 PM
9 votes:
Breaking news?
2013-03-31 09:24:33 PM
6 votes:

Kevin72: Kevin Ware. There, it has been said. It was Kevin Ware that was injured in this game, not Joe Theismann. Joe Theissman has healed. If any non-sports people are reading this, it is Kevin Ware who was injured and would appreciate your healing thoughts and prayers.


www.blog-city.info
2013-03-31 08:46:03 PM
6 votes:
And we have our 2013 Theismann Trophy winner.
2013-03-31 08:35:40 PM
6 votes:

hershy799: I didn't get to watch the game, and I refuse to watch the injury... but on a scale of 1 to Theismann, how bad was the injury?

/Saw the Theismann video once, which was more than enough


it was a flop.  Bad acting.
GBB [TotalFark]
2013-04-01 07:49:58 AM
5 votes:
Who's the guard?
Ware.
Right there.
Ware.
The guy that just broke his leg.
Ware.
2013-03-31 10:25:13 PM
5 votes:
2013-03-31 10:13:33 PM
5 votes:
Your playing days are over, my friend. But, you can always fall back on your degree in...
deadhomersociety.files.wordpress.com
Communications! Oh, dear Lord!
2013-04-01 02:53:20 AM
3 votes:
www.spidersparlor.com
2013-03-31 11:38:32 PM
3 votes:

farkingismybusiness: High def pic of his leg. NSFL


Okay puke is coming out
2013-03-31 08:55:56 PM
3 votes:

SlothB77: KiwDaWabbit: Myria: Did the bone go through the skin?

Yes, it was a compound fracture. I would estimate that it was protruding by three or four inches...difficult to say.

Doctors say 6 inches protrusion


I thought he was black? That's on the small side.
2013-03-31 08:48:29 PM
3 votes:
I watched it a dozen times while eating dinner
2013-04-01 12:41:17 AM
2 votes:

farkingismybusiness: High def pic of his leg. NSFL


That chilled me right to the marrow.
2013-03-31 10:41:44 PM
2 votes:
Bet he plays again before Andrew Bynum.
2013-03-31 09:41:34 PM
2 votes:
I laughed at his team's Weeners. Going to Hell.
2013-03-31 08:51:09 PM
2 votes:

desertgeek: taglius: hershy799: I didn't get to watch the game, and I refuse to watch the injury... but on a scale of 1 to Theismann, how bad was the injury?

/Saw the Theismann video once, which was more than enough

It was about 1.22 Theismanns

ten foiled hats: hershy799: I didn't get to watch the game, and I refuse to watch the injury... but on a scale of 1 to Theismann, how bad was the injury?

/Saw the Theismann video once, which was more than enough

Theismann.  Scale may need to be recalibrated bad, in fact.

What they said. Ware is the new Theismann.


Does that mean he's gonna tell us he needs to pee every five minutes as well?
2013-04-01 08:37:57 AM
1 votes:
encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com
2013-04-01 05:00:51 AM
1 votes:
Oh God, it's like shoving a chopstick through a sausage lengthwise, then snapping it all in half.
2013-04-01 04:43:45 AM
1 votes:
Hope he can rap
2013-04-01 03:42:12 AM
1 votes:

Girion47: I have you Farkied as "Super Smart Dude" you never disappoint.

 
Bullshiat.
 
This needs to undergo rigorous testing with repeated results in order for any qualification.
 
For all we know, his legs were made of non-homogeneous material!
2013-04-01 01:37:10 AM
1 votes:

GandalfTheWhite: Best view. Up close, HD and scary...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0


Hello time traveler. How does it feel to jump forward a few years? Do you get nauseated when you make the jump?
2013-04-01 12:41:02 AM
1 votes:
you all are slipping, it was a flagrant foul against duke that wasn't called. what is wrong with everyone.
2013-04-01 12:25:52 AM
1 votes:

farkingismybusiness: High def pic of his leg. NSFL


So tempted to make this pic my Facebook cover photo...
2013-04-01 12:21:22 AM
1 votes:
For those of you that are internet wizards, how about finding the pics of the Louisville Dance Team members from Playboy that got them kicked off the Dance team?
2013-03-31 11:16:01 PM
1 votes:

LegacyDL: For some reason watching the bench's reaction reminded me of Alien when the chestburster made it's famous appearance.


My favorite was the guy who kept backing up and just eventually fell on the ground.
2013-03-31 11:13:45 PM
1 votes:
For some reason watching the bench's reaction reminded me of Alien when the chestburster made it's famous appearance.
2013-03-31 10:54:01 PM
1 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-03-31 10:27:20 PM
1 votes:

seadoo2006: I think the guys in the bench say it all ... good god ... O_o


I don't have my glasses on...is that the last supper?
2013-03-31 10:25:31 PM
1 votes:

ZoSo_the_Crowe: http://thebiglead.fantasysportsven.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/ 2 013/03/pain.gif

VERY GRAPHIC CONTENT. You will be able to see the bone sticking out of the leg.

For those who missed it.


Be Ware.
2013-03-31 09:55:49 PM
1 votes:
Watching the game with my family I knew right there that Duke would lose the game.
2013-03-31 09:50:01 PM
1 votes:

ds_4815: "Toronto police Sgt. Doodnath Churkoo..."

Gesundheit.


...Goddammit, multiple Fark tab opening. Get your sh*t together.

/Duke still sucks
2013-03-31 09:46:19 PM
1 votes:

hundreddollarman: Principal Clarinet: hershy799: I didn't get to watch the game, and I refuse to watch the injury... but on a scale of 1 to Theismann, how bad was the injury?

Theismann

IT'S OVER 9 THEISMANNS!


He went full Theismann.  You never go full Theismann.
2013-03-31 09:40:32 PM
1 votes:
I don't care how many times it's been said, I didn't get to say it yet.  Duke sucks
2013-03-31 09:18:45 PM
1 votes:
1.bp.blogspot.com
2013-03-31 09:04:09 PM
1 votes:
Looks and sounds like a bone malformation or a disease of some kind. Not enough to snap a healthy leg bone. Did he have tattoos ? Paging Dr. House...
2013-03-31 09:02:37 PM
1 votes:
hershy799: It's quite possible that additional camera angles will require the scale to be re-calibrated with Ware being the new high score, but I'm seriously (this time) not going to watch those.

http://gifboom.com/x/a79ab88a for alternate camera angle. VERY GRAPHIC CONTENT.

His leg is kinda like WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM-FLAILING TUBE MAN here.
2013-03-31 08:56:28 PM
1 votes:
Gif of the bench reaction.   iniILpN7Xz75E.gif 400×148 pixels

/hope the link works. It wouldn't post the regular way.
2013-03-31 08:56:04 PM
1 votes:

ZoSo_the_Crowe: http://thebiglead.fantasysportsven.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/ 2 013/03/pain.gif

VERY GRAPHIC CONTENT. You will be able to see the bone sticking out of the leg.

For those who missed it.


Saw it live. Never again. Nope. Not even if Alison Brie said she'd sleep with me if I watched it for 24 straight hours.

i.chzbgr.com

/Well, maybe if Alison Brie says she'll sleep with me.
2013-03-31 08:55:42 PM
1 votes:
Kevin Ware. There, it has been said. It was Kevin Ware that was injured in this game, not Joe Theismann. Joe Theissman has healed. If any non-sports people are reading this, it is Kevin Ware who was injured and would appreciate your healing thoughts and prayers.
2013-03-31 08:54:37 PM
1 votes:

OtherLittleGuy: Does that mean he's gonna tell us he needs to pee every five minutes as well?


BWAHAHAHAHA!  That was turrible, and why I'm on Fark.
2013-03-31 08:47:23 PM
1 votes:
Apparently Joe Theismann has already issued a comment on it:  http://www.freep.com/usatoday/article/2040749
2013-03-31 08:41:35 PM
1 votes:
http://thebiglead.fantasysportsven.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/ 2 013/03/pain.gif

VERY GRAPHIC CONTENT. You will be able to see the bone sticking out of the leg.

For those who missed it.
2013-03-31 08:41:26 PM
1 votes:

Silly Jesus: hershy799: I didn't get to watch the game, and I refuse to watch the injury... but on a scale of 1 to Theismann, how bad was the injury?

/Saw the Theismann video once, which was more than enough

it was a flop.  Bad acting.


Well, part of his leg was flopping.
2013-03-31 08:40:27 PM
1 votes:
Anybody remember when Letterman did the Joe Theismann pencil sharpener sketch? That was so tasteless, NBC has eradicated any trace of it.
2013-03-31 08:32:58 PM
1 votes:
I didn't get to watch the game, and I refuse to watch the injury... but on a scale of 1 to Theismann, how bad was the injury?

/Saw the Theismann video once, which was more than enough
 
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