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2013-03-31 07:12:15 PM  
I think I just watched an ad for a shredder company.
 
2013-03-31 07:38:01 PM  
I like the convenience of having something shredded all over the floor.
 
2013-03-31 07:40:51 PM  

cambie: I think I just watched an ad for a shredder company.


And not a very good shredder company if a candy bar can make it through unscathed.
 
2013-03-31 07:45:39 PM  
The VW Beetle is still their best bit, especially with the corny hippie.
 
2013-03-31 08:58:40 PM  
Wasn't even the same machine that went into the shredder.

fark you, shredder company and your shiatty advertising. And fark you to that lame actor.
 
2013-03-31 09:16:15 PM  
Wow, stuff a five year old would find fascinating.  Bully.
 
2013-03-31 09:17:43 PM  
I was gonna get a candy bar; the button I was supposed to push was "HH", so I went to the side, I found the "H" button, I pushed it twice. farkin'...potato chips came out, man, because they had an "HH" button for Christ's sake! You need to let me know. I'm not familiar with the concept of "HH". I did not learn my AA-BB-CC's. God god, dammit dammit.
 
2013-03-31 09:27:11 PM  

ZoSo_the_Crowe: I was gonna get a candy bar; the button I was supposed to push was "HH", so I went to the side, I found the "H" button, I pushed it twice. farkin'...potato chips came out, man, because they had an "HH" button for Christ's sake! You need to let me know. I'm not familiar with the concept of "HH". I did not learn my AA-BB-CC's. God god, dammit dammit.


You know what I wanna build?  A vending machine that sells vending machines cause then it'd have to be really farkin' big!

/I'm sorry Reese, I did not know I'd ever run in to you
//RIP Mitch Hedberg
///Koalas.  Cutest infestation ever.
 
2013-03-31 09:59:54 PM  
I'm not worried that a vending machine will take my dollar.

I'm worried that there are men that get enraged over the loss of a dollar.
 
2013-03-31 10:03:58 PM  
Just possess the vending machine and get your money back...
 
2013-03-31 10:11:17 PM  

studebaker hoch: I'm worried that there are men that get enraged over the loss of a dollar.


F*cking one percenter.
 
2013-03-31 10:11:53 PM  
Needed young David Letterman dryly setting it up into a hand mike.
 
2013-03-31 10:31:35 PM  
Saddam Hussein used to love those shredders, back in the day.
 
2013-03-31 10:59:46 PM  
Let me guess -- the shredded metal will just be dumped in a landfill, and not recycled?  Why couldn't they have just fixed the machine?  That would have been better for the environment.
 
2013-03-31 11:21:31 PM  
but will it blend?
 
2013-03-31 11:36:42 PM  
I just wasted 30 seconds of my vacation
FARK you subby
 
2013-03-31 11:55:12 PM  

grouser: I just wasted 30 seconds of my vacation
FARK you subby

 
You mean the 30 sec where you tried to make a bad comment?
 
2013-04-01 12:13:41 AM  
StSanders' shred videos are still better.
 
2013-04-01 12:20:42 AM  

Flint Ironstag: cambie: I think I just watched an ad for a shredder company.

And not a very good shredder company if a candy bar can make it through unscathed.


It was planted after the shredding.
 
2013-04-01 12:22:17 AM  

HotWingAgenda: studebaker hoch: I'm worried that there are men that get enraged over the loss of a dollar.

F*cking one percenter.


LOL! +1, commie!
 
2013-04-01 01:13:34 AM  
SSI? So that's what happened to Strategic Simulations Incorporated...
 
2013-04-01 01:14:18 AM  

BarkingUnicorn: Flint Ironstag: cambie: I think I just watched an ad for a shredder company.

And not a very good shredder company if a candy bar can make it through unscathed.

It was planted after the shredding.

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Nah, just kidding. That was dumb as hell.
 
2013-04-01 01:25:33 AM  

studebaker hoch: I'm not worried that a vending machine will take my dollar.

I'm worried that there are men that get enraged over the loss of a dollar.

 
It is the principal of the thing.  There is nobody with an ass to kick for the theft.
 
2013-04-01 01:46:52 AM  

BarkingUnicorn: It was planted after the shredding.

 
I dunno about that.  It was a Red Vines, after all.  Remember that Mythbusters episode where they crushed a car with a rocket sled going 700 mph?  The only remnant that remained that was recognizable was a Red Vines that someone had left in the glove box.
 
2013-04-01 02:21:39 AM  
FAKE.
 
Too much shiat came out of the bottom. Not enough went in the top to justify all that shiat that dropped.
 
/I'm drunk tonight. Forgive me.
 
2013-04-01 03:13:02 AM  
This week on "Will It Shred - James Bond Edition"...  Benicio Del Toro!
 
2013-04-01 03:24:55 AM  
must suck to work cleanup for that place.
 
2013-04-01 03:51:01 AM  

zabadu: Wow, stuff a five year old would find fascinating.  Bully.


Yeah, stuffing a five year old in there would be fascinating.
 
2013-04-01 03:53:02 AM  

BarkingUnicorn: Flint Ironstag: cambie: I think I just watched an ad for a shredder company.

And not a very good shredder company if a candy bar can make it through unscathed.

It was planted after the shredding.


If he had just watered it and let it grow, he could have had a bunch of candy bars by harvest time!!!!!
 

Smeggy Smurf: studebaker hoch: I'm not worried that a vending machine will take my dollar.

I'm worried that there are men that get enraged over the loss of a dollar.
 
It is the principal of the thing.  There is nobody with an ass to kick for the theft.


Exactly... and nothing like a hand sledge to smash the coin and bill slots shut to keep the machine from accepting / STEALING any more money, along with a heavily duct-taped sign that says some rather foul language telling them to fix it, instead of just removing the "Out of Order" signs and stop stealing money.  (pretty stupid to put a pop machine between two garages and have it rigged to steal in the middle of the summer)
 
/it was properly fixed and never had any problems after that
 
2013-04-01 04:46:50 AM  
Fake. Nobody buys Red Vines when there's Nestlé's Crunch available.
 
2013-04-01 07:42:19 AM  
maybe they should shred tom too.    you ought to see them throw a horse or cow into one of those things.  its real entertainment for the masses.
 
2013-04-01 07:43:35 AM  

Cuchulane: The VW Beetle is still their best bit, especially with the corny hippie.

 
 
i bet a republican would shred really well. throw his stock options in too.
 
2013-04-01 07:44:20 AM  

zabadu: Wow, stuff a five year old would many americans find fascinating.  Bully.

 
2013-04-01 07:45:19 AM  

HotWingAgenda: studebaker hoch: I'm worried that there are men that get enraged over the loss of a dollar.

F*cking one percenter.


those shred the best of all.
 
2013-04-01 07:46:39 AM  

Summoner101: ZoSo_the_Crowe: I was gonna get a candy bar; the button I was supposed to push was "HH", so I went to the side, I found the "H" button, I pushed it twice. farkin'...potato chips came out, man, because they had an "HH" button for Christ's sake! You need to let me know. I'm not familiar with the concept of "HH". I did not learn my AA-BB-CC's. God god, dammit dammit.

You know what I wanna build? A vending machine that sells vending machines cause then it'd have to be really farkin' big!

/I'm sorry Reese, I did not know I'd ever run in to you
//RIP Mitch Hedberg
///Koalas. Cutest infestation ever.


I want to get a vending machine, with fun sized candy bars, and the glass in front is a magnifying glass. You'll be mad, but it will be too late 
i.huffpost.com
 
2013-04-01 10:18:23 AM  
I got screwed by a vending machine once. Was pulling peanuts and nugget out of my ass for a week...
 
/wait, what?
 
2013-04-01 10:27:01 AM  
Why isn't the machine up high enough that the stuff can just fall directly into a dump truck or rail car?
 
2013-04-01 11:14:12 AM  

Cluckity: Why isn't the machine up high enough that the stuff can just fall directly into a dump truck or rail car?


Normally they do, I think just for this video they dumped it right on the ground..
 
2013-04-01 11:30:33 AM  
yeaaa... 
 
#1 not the same machine
 
#2 Machine didn't break at all, video was reversed. Machine has no reason to allow reversing of augers. 
 
#3 planted "candy bar" in wreckage. 
 
#4 Hey does not mean shred it.
 
2013-04-01 11:35:55 AM  
It would be awesome if they did one where they dropped a person in there and shredded them like they did in Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom.
 
2013-04-01 02:14:42 PM  

CruiserTwelve: Fake. Nobody buys Red Vines when there's Nestlé's Crunch available.


A pack of Red Vines for 95 cents is a pretty good deal
 
2013-04-02 01:06:23 AM  

lordaction: It would be awesome if they did one where they dropped a person in there and shredded them like they did in Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom.


I would pay to see this. Feet first please, so I can see the look on her face.
 
2013-04-03 05:47:31 AM  
I'm surprised the ejected scrap is so large.
 
2013-04-03 09:15:37 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: I'm surprised the ejected scrap is so large.


If you check out their website ssiworld.com they have numerous shredders.  Some are called "Primary Reducers" that basically break big things in to medium-sized pieces, to make it easier to sort and then further process in other shredders.

Reducing everything to dryer lint on the first pass would not only be very challenging for a wide variety of materials, it would also make it almost impossible to sort out the raw materials.
 
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