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(Hardball Talk)   Miami Marlins opening day lineup to include the peanut vendor, ticket-taker and the team mascot. Okay, maybe not, as those might be an upgrade   ( ) divider line 11
    More: Sad, Marlins, opening day, Rick Ankiel, Skip Schumaker, cleanup hitter, Carlos Pena, Astros, Trevor Plouffe  
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1098 clicks; posted to Sports » on 31 Mar 2013 at 6:57 PM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-03-31 07:12:31 PM  
Still a factor of 2 better than the Astros
2013-03-31 07:13:10 PM  
holy shiat, its opening day tomorrow.  i totally lost track of time

/ its farking april 2013 already? wtf
2013-03-31 07:29:40 PM  
I'm gonna keep saying this.  The Marlins will be better than expected.

Not by much, but better than expected.  ~70 wins.
2013-03-31 08:03:54 PM  

Dafatone: I'm gonna keep saying this.  The Marlins will be better than expected.

Not by much, but better than expected.  ~70 wins.

i think they may win more than 70, not many more. they will be better tna expected.
2013-03-31 08:04:42 PM  
Watch out for Rob Brantly, the catcher - I saw that guy get some big hits in spring training this year, and I can see him easily hitting .285+ with 15-20 homers.

But other than him and Stanton, yeah, these guys suck.
2013-03-31 09:12:45 PM  
Peanut vendor in trouble with the curve was pretty good.
2013-03-31 09:29:31 PM
Wants a team that will help her relocate to Cleveland.
2013-03-31 11:33:18 PM  
u could buy tickets for marlins games for $0.75 on stub hub last year. had to pay 5 bux in ticket fees! 
they still dont let you move up at the stadium!
2013-04-01 03:51:52 AM  
No, Subby, what's sad is that the Mariners are paying $9 million this year to a guy the Marlins released in spring training.
2013-04-01 07:37:30 AM  
Man, the Nats really better not fark this one up.  Given how much knob-slobbering has been going on in the Washington Post throughout spring training, I am worried the players are buying into the hype.  The Marlins have been getting laughed at for months and they might just come out angry wanting to shut everyone up.  If I were a betting man, I would still lay my money on the Nats this afternoon, but I am definitely not declaring them the victors prematurely.
/Personally, I hope the Nats win in extra innings, so I can dodge the stadium traffic when I leave work at 4:00.  Opening day traffic always sucks...
2013-04-01 11:26:07 AM
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