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(The Sun)   Freddie Mercury smuggled Princess Diana into a gay bar dressed as a male model in the eighties. Well of course he did   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 34
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2013-03-31 04:59:00 PM
Did she get some in the pooper?
 
2013-03-31 05:10:03 PM
In return, she loaned him an outfit for the I Want To Break Free video

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2013-03-31 05:36:59 PM

JerkyMeat: Did she get some in the pooper?


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"As opposed to what?"
 
2013-03-31 05:41:56 PM
I didn't think Freddy Mercury could get any cooler.
 
2013-03-31 06:23:56 PM
Ah yes, Kenny Everett. He who quipped:  "When England was an empire,we had an emperor, when we were a kingdom, we had a king, and now we are a country, we've got Margaret Thatcher."

Funny dude.
 
2013-03-31 06:50:16 PM

JerkyMeat: Did she get some in the pooper?


No, but from your name, you obviously have lots o' pooper penetration experience.
 
2013-03-31 06:54:02 PM
But... but... how many male models are still working in their eighties?
 
2013-03-31 06:57:02 PM

Krymson Tyde: I didn't think Freddy Mercury could get any cooler.


This.

That said, it's the Sun... I can't remember how likely this is to actually be true.  Stopped clicking on Sun/Daily Mail links awhile ago but Mercury is all sorts of effing awesome so that trumps that.
 
2013-03-31 07:05:29 PM
Wouldn't surprise me if he hit that too, remember he was Bi, not exclusively gay.
 
2013-03-31 07:08:08 PM
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2013-03-31 07:13:42 PM

Oldiron_79: Wouldn't surprise me if he hit that too, remember he was Bi, not exclusively gay.


uh, given the manner of his death I would hope not.
 
2013-03-31 07:15:07 PM
Jaws_Victim: Oldiron_79: Wouldn't surprise me if he hit that too, remember he was Bi, not exclusively gay.

uh, given the manner of his death I would hope not.


Well she already died of a car wreck, so that point is moot.
 
2013-03-31 07:28:22 PM
Well, She probably went and visited the gay club and everybody thought that she was a young and pretty male model that Freddy was hooking up. You just know that she was acting up as a "pretty botttom boy".
 
2013-03-31 07:42:24 PM
FTA: "The Princess of Wales was killed in a car crash in Paris and 1997 and Mercury died in 1991 after an Aids-related illness.  "

Is 'Paris and 1997' an intersection I never heard of before?
 
2013-03-31 07:45:48 PM
Oh I seriously hope this is true. Far better than any princess story Disney could ever dream of creating.
 
2013-03-31 08:28:27 PM
Frankly, I can see this being true.  She liked a good time and to pull it over the paparazzi would doubled the pleasure.
 
2013-03-31 08:44:53 PM

Krymson Tyde: I didn't think Freddy Mercury could get any cooler.

 
2013-03-31 08:59:09 PM

thamike: JerkyMeat: Did she get some in the pooper?

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"As opposed to what?"



A transcript of the "Camillagate" call was made public in 1992, weeks after news had broken about the "Squidgygate" tapes involving Diana and James Gilbey.
It caused huge embarrassment to the Royal Family as it included details of how the prince had told his lover that he wanted to be her "tampon".


So Charles probably has earned his red wings and more. I'd say sticking it in her pooper is the most tame of his predilections.
 
2013-03-31 09:00:17 PM
This is by far the only reason I'd ever dream of being a princess, and if true, it will have been the only reason I have ever envied Princess Diana.

Hell YES I'd have lived it up with Freddie Mercury.
 
2013-03-31 09:01:48 PM
Yeah, I'm sure her security detail went completely unnoticed.
 
2013-03-31 09:22:10 PM

varmitydog: Yeah, I'm sure her security detail went completely unnoticed.


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2013-03-31 09:45:18 PM
Too bad Charlie Murphy wasn't there to turn this into a skit.
 
2013-03-31 09:51:11 PM
...and why is this being dredged up 15 and 20 years after their deaths?

Slow news day?
 
2013-03-31 10:00:50 PM
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2013-03-31 11:10:50 PM
Here to join in on the Freddie Mercury love!
 
2013-03-31 11:28:31 PM
 I'll bet she made his rockin' world go 'round.
 
2013-03-31 11:30:44 PM

raptusregaliter: ...and why is this being dredged up 15 and 20 years after their deaths?

Slow news day?


Someone has a book coming out.
 
2013-04-01 12:55:27 AM

varmitydog: Yeah, I'm sure her security detail went completely unnoticed.


I could imagine Princess Di being the type of royal who would attempt to get away from her handlers to enjoy a night out as a regular Jane (after a bit of frumping up and normalization).
 
2013-04-01 04:43:01 AM

Krymson Tyde: I didn't think Freddy Mercury could get any cooler.


If Freddie Mercury, even in death, gets any cooler it will be like dividing by zero. Wormholes to other dimensions will spontaneously appear. Huge chasms will open in the Earth.
 
2013-04-01 07:29:23 AM
If that is true it is the best thing I've heard in a while.
 
2013-04-01 08:56:47 AM
This smirks of an April Fools Day story...
 
2013-04-01 09:04:23 AM

raptusregaliter: ...and why is this being dredged up 15 and 20 years after their deaths?

Slow news day?


Because covering the rising tension in North Korea isn't as interesting for the English as Queen/NeverwasQueen
 
2013-04-01 03:02:44 PM
fark lady Di. Nothing but a whore.   if she would have been with her family instead of banging anybody with a nine figure bank account, she'd  still be alive.

/cheating coont.
 
2013-04-01 05:38:16 PM

stir22: fark lady Di. Nothing but a whore.   if she would have been with her family instead of banging anybody with a nine figure bank account, she'd  still be alive.

/cheating coont.


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SHE"S NUTHIN BUT A WHOO-UR!  NUTHIN BUT A WHOO-UR!

/manly men with manly thoughts
 
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