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(Door County Advocate)   "Police deeming it perhaps unsafe, could find no statute to cover a bear driving, since all state laws applied to humans only. They shrugged and did nothing"   (doorcountyadvocate.com) divider line 59
    More: Amusing, state law, statutes, John Akey  
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2013-03-31 03:09:55 PM
I see trouble bruin here.
 
2013-03-31 03:15:30 PM
i105.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-31 04:54:51 PM
*reads headline*

Godless, driving machines?

*click*

Akey booked her as the "Bear that made Merrill famous,"

I LOL'd.
 
2013-03-31 05:03:13 PM

quatchi: *reads headline*

Godless, driving machines?

*click*

Akey booked her as the "Bear that made Merrill famous,"

I LOL'd.


Before reading TFA, was hoping Akey was Officer Akey.
 
2013-03-31 05:07:54 PM
Would you really want to try tasering a bear? You'd just make him mad.
 
2013-03-31 05:28:59 PM
What a bear driving may look like

i6.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-31 05:52:13 PM
i232.photobucket.com
What a driving bear might look like.
 
2013-03-31 06:30:13 PM

FloydA: [i105.photobucket.com image 240x160]


Now in animated form ...

images1.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-03-31 06:32:59 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-03-31 06:33:06 PM
Cop trifecta in play.
 
2013-03-31 06:34:10 PM
My question is this:

Does the driving bear have the right to bare arms?
 
2013-03-31 06:35:16 PM

GreatGlavinsGhost: FloydA: [i105.photobucket.com image 240x160]

Now in animated form ...

[images1.wikia.nocookie.net image 300x200]


Are you that dumb, or are you just trolling?
 
2013-03-31 06:35:31 PM

FirstNationalBastard: What a bear driving may look like

[i6.photobucket.com image 600x432]


If only those two lovebirds could get married.
 
2013-03-31 06:36:21 PM
Get out of there, bear. You can't drive a car, you're a bear.

You don't even have a license.
 
2013-03-31 06:40:20 PM
www.frumpzilla.com
 
2013-03-31 06:43:44 PM

rkiller1: FirstNationalBastard: What a bear driving may look like

[i6.photobucket.com image 600x432]

If only those two lovebirds could get married.


Like you are married to your realdoll.
 
2013-03-31 06:45:06 PM

FirstNationalBastard: What a bear driving may look like

[i6.photobucket.com image 600x432]


I knew to an absolute certainty I'd find that pic in the thread.  Thanks for coming through
 
2013-03-31 06:47:09 PM

FloydA: [i105.photobucket.com image 240x160]


OMIGOD IT TOOK TWO POSTS TO GET THAT PIC HOW CAN THIS BE?
 
2013-03-31 06:48:59 PM
Car full of midgets?
 
2013-03-31 06:49:21 PM

Porndip Poonpat: rkiller1: FirstNationalBastard: What a bear driving may look like

[i6.photobucket.com image 600x432]

If only those two lovebirds could get married.

Like you are married to your realdoll.


Look, I get that you are trying to be a Fark Insult Troll but you are really, really bad at it.

Work on your game.

*plonk*
 
2013-03-31 06:53:01 PM
they'd have shot it if it was a black bear...
 
2013-03-31 06:53:42 PM
CAR FULL OF MIDGETS!
 
2013-03-31 06:55:43 PM

FirstNationalBastard: What a bear driving may look like

[i6.photobucket.com image 600x432]


SANTA!!????
 
2013-03-31 07:01:38 PM
Apparently this thread is being driven by a bear, because it's already in the ditch.
 
2013-03-31 07:01:54 PM
What does Stephen Colbert have to say about this?
 
2013-03-31 07:02:10 PM
grmmmie.smugmug.com
 
2013-03-31 07:06:36 PM
davidbrokaw.edublogs.org
/across America
//in a Lincoln Towncar
 
2013-03-31 07:07:54 PM
1916

Ah, I was picturing a modern car and wondering. Probably something like this:

www.blogcdn.com

Still not sure how it could operate the pedals.  Or did cars not have pedals back then?
 
2013-03-31 07:11:06 PM

StreetlightInTheGhetto: FloydA: [i105.photobucket.com image 240x160]

OMIGOD IT TOOK TWO POSTS TO GET THAT PIC HOW CAN THIS BE?


No!  It is you who will be the one escaping!

(Not Pikachu!  Please don't sue.)
 
2013-03-31 07:19:26 PM
Krymson Tyde:
 i232.photobucket.com
What a driving bear might look like.

The best part of that is that the bear is signalling a turn.
 
2013-03-31 07:27:58 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-03-31 07:28:46 PM
i.imgur.com

Is unimpressed.
 
2013-03-31 07:30:05 PM
Cannonball Run 2 already has this covered.
 
2013-03-31 07:34:49 PM
content7.flixster.com
 
2013-03-31 07:49:08 PM

FloydA: [i105.photobucket.com image 240x160]


came here for this.
 
2013-03-31 07:54:24 PM

Twitch Boy: CAR FULL OF MIDGETS!


The lyrics are "Van full of retards".

I can understand the confusion.  Seth screams in that one.
 
2013-03-31 08:02:38 PM
 HAHA!!! THEY SAID I COULD NEVER TEACH A LLAMA BEAR TO DRIVE!!!!!

Hypnozombie
/Noo llama noooooo!!!
 
2013-03-31 08:45:34 PM
www.indiegames.com

He was just getting ready to hibernate.
 
2013-03-31 08:50:53 PM
Should have consulted with this guy.

i.ytimg.com
 
2013-03-31 09:09:44 PM
rookery2.viary.com
 
2013-03-31 09:13:20 PM
Reminds me of that World according to Grap. with the bear that trying on uni cycling and fall all the time.

On a side note,  The Garp name was picked as John Irving was sure nobody had that name, well one friend of mine
in Denmark did have that as a family name and sent a letter saying so, and got a signed book for the hassle
 
2013-03-31 09:26:48 PM

MadAzza: Account created a couple of weeks ago. What a surprise.


For the sole purpose of being an asshole on Easter, apparently.
 
2013-03-31 09:32:59 PM
i25.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-31 10:32:34 PM
This is not the bear thread I was hoping for.  Mostly.
 
2013-03-31 10:54:16 PM

Larry Mahnken: Krymson Tyde:
 
What a driving bear might look like.

The best part of that is that the bear is signalling a turn.


That's the thing I found the funniest when I first saw it in the 70s.
 
2013-03-31 10:59:33 PM

fusillade762: 1916

Ah, I was picturing a modern car and wondering. Probably something like this:

[www.blogcdn.com image 620x465]

Still not sure how it could operate the pedals.  Or did cars not have pedals back then?


Bingo. A number of them used levers. The user interface was based on that of boats, with the steering done with the equivalent of a tiller.
 
2013-03-31 11:22:52 PM
Thank you for that timely update, Rhonda.
 
Now here's Joe Brownback to tell us about the amazing new in-home device, the "flush" toilet.
 
2013-04-01 12:40:25 AM
Bear left. Frog right.
 
2013-04-01 01:02:49 AM

Porndip Poonpat: GreatGlavinsGhost: FloydA: [i105.photobucket.com image 240x160]

Now in animated form ...

[images1.wikia.nocookie.net image 300x200]

Are you that dumb, or are you just trolling?


I could ask you the same question.
 
2013-04-01 01:04:07 AM
GgaaAAAAAAH!! Dammit, Subby, how about a warning next time? Like "with smoking hot picture."
 
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