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(Detroit Free Press)   Forget Chicago and New York style pizza, Detroit style is where it's at   ( divider line
    More: Interesting, Detroit, Chicago, Las Vegas International Pizza Expo, McCarran International Airport, Neapolitan, international schools  
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2013-03-31 02:12:09 PM  
10 votes:
Doesn't the sauce drip through the bullet holes?
2013-03-31 07:28:40 PM  
4 votes:
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2013-03-31 06:22:32 PM  
4 votes:

Chach: Detroit style is tremendous, but Chicago style is potentially equally good.  NY style will do if there's nothing else to eat.

You must be running for office.
2013-03-31 02:57:23 PM  
4 votes:
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Loves Detroit Style pizza.
This guy makes the best!
2013-03-31 06:54:03 PM  
3 votes:
orange whip : People who cut round pizza into squares should be shot.

It isn't a Detroit pizza unless someone gets shot and splashes blood onto the pizza.
2013-03-31 02:59:11 PM  
3 votes:
Crappy crappy.
2013-03-31 06:32:49 PM  
2 votes:

Porndip Poonpat: Surool: I didn't even know they served pizza in Chicago.

That's because you were too busy getting your ass reamed when you were there.

Never been to Chicago, but the sound of Pizza Pot Pie never appealed to me.
2013-03-31 06:31:20 PM  
2 votes:


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/suck it, Chicago and New York

2013-03-31 06:20:59 PM  
2 votes:

NewportBarGuy: If it ain't NY-style, it ain't pizza!

New York style looks like a dirty napkin from a real pizza joint.
2013-03-31 06:20:31 PM  
2 votes:
I had "pizza" in a Ukrainian village bistro one time that consisted of ketchup, sliced zucchini, and some cheese baked on a piece of wheat bread.....

No pizza has tasted bad since.
2013-04-01 08:52:23 AM  
1 vote:
You know why Chicago, New York, and Detroit pizzas all suck? 
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They ain't got Wyngz.
2013-04-01 04:42:49 AM  
1 vote:
Lately I've given up paying too much for lousy pizza. I just make my own. I use a baking stone and make my own sauce.
I buy my pepperoni from a small curing shop. It's just a tiny local place run by an old couple from Italy. You probably haven't heard of it.
2013-03-31 09:15:08 PM  
1 vote:
You should try it Oklahoma style...

...where you deep fry it in beer batter and cover it with gravy.
2013-03-31 08:11:16 PM  
1 vote:
For anyone who steps in and votes for St. Louis-style pizza:

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2013-03-31 08:00:59 PM  
1 vote:

Noam Chimpsky: Jacks. It way kicks ass on the tombstones.

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Not feeling it.
2013-03-31 07:56:38 PM  
1 vote:

Abox: [ image 300x300]

B*tch, please! This is how you troll a pizza thread:

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2013-03-31 07:48:03 PM  
1 vote:
They bake it up in Telluride,
I mean it's here to stay.
2013-03-31 07:35:46 PM  
1 vote:
"New York style" pizza = thin, cheap, greasy, floppy crap.  The "Budweiser" of pizza.
2013-03-31 07:24:30 PM  
1 vote:

Tony_Pepperoni: I hate Little Seizures pizza.

That's funny... you actually refer to it as 'pizza'...
2013-03-31 07:14:16 PM  
1 vote:

Wasn't Looking at his Neck: Niki's fans, step forward.

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Just kidding, never heard of it.
2013-03-31 07:12:20 PM  
1 vote:
One of the best pizza experiences in America is going to the original Buddy's Pizza in Detroit. When I take people there I always get a "where the fark are you taking me?" response since the neighborhood looks like an atom bomb went off, but once inside it us some of the absolutely best pizza you've ever had.
2013-03-31 07:03:29 PM  
1 vote:

downstairs: ////Can't we all just get along?

This is Fark, and this is a pizza thread, so
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2013-03-31 07:00:17 PM  
1 vote:

downstairs: Could never get into Vernors

Aside from being good as a soda, it's also an awesome mixer for whiskey and bourbon.
2013-03-31 07:00:16 PM  
1 vote:
wouldn't you get lead poisoning?

/never had it
//would try it
2013-03-31 06:56:15 PM  
1 vote:
You know what goes great with some Michigan style pizza?

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Oh yeah
2013-03-31 06:55:00 PM  
1 vote:
Meh, I only eat indie pizza. You probably never heard of it.
2013-03-31 06:52:09 PM  
1 vote:

orange whip: People who cut round pizza into squares should be shot.

That's what Mussolini believed. You fascist.
2013-03-31 06:40:46 PM  
1 vote:

ISO15693: People should really take care to say "Detroit-style American Pizza" or come up with a different word, since American pizza isn't the same as "Pizza" pizza.

Yes, because if you don't specify America, people might think you are referring that Detroit in southeast Asia.
2013-03-31 06:35:47 PM  
1 vote:
I remember Little Caesar's from my childhood. It was awesome back in the days before I learned that the thing in your pants... Sorry, I got off track. It was awesome, and I loved Crazy Bread. Then they disappeared and I had to make do with Papa Johns--which isn't bad. When I came home after college, I found my hometown had two options: Pizza Hut and the new Little Caesar's.

Pizza Hut is surprisingly good. But Little Caesar's has become, aside fromthe still-awesome Crazy Bread, rather blah. Not bad, just blah. At least it's cheap...
2013-03-31 06:32:01 PM  
1 vote:
Detroit Style = pepperoni & 9mm bullets on top?

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2013-03-31 06:31:14 PM  
1 vote:

panfried: This guy makes the best!

No, Domino's is the best Michigan pizza cuz it has less abortion
2013-03-31 06:28:15 PM  
1 vote:

gingerjet: If I wanted NY style pizza I'll go to walmart, buy cardboard and nuke it in the microwave with some foul cheese on top.

Well, if I wanted Chicago-style, I'd head over to the dumpster at Planned Parenthood and go to town.

/Too much?
//God I love pizza threads.
2013-03-31 06:27:32 PM  
1 vote:
People should really take care to say "Detroit-style American Pizza" or come up with a different word, since American pizza isn't the same as "Pizza" pizza.
2013-03-31 06:26:52 PM  
1 vote:

Surool: I didn't even know they served pizza in Chicago.

That's because you were too busy getting your ass reamed when you were there.
2013-03-31 06:23:05 PM  
1 vote:

R.A.Danny: There aren't even any employed people left in Detroit.

They live by robbing pizza delivery guys.
2013-03-31 06:21:47 PM  
1 vote:
I didn't even know they served pizza in Chicago.
2013-03-31 03:22:10 PM  
1 vote:

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Doesn't the sauce drip through the bullet holes?

Apparently, you can use Chicago-style as QuickClot® in an emergency situation. You sure as hell can't use it as food.
2013-03-31 03:10:12 PM  
1 vote:
Yeah. I'll go get some with an armored division.
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