Tillmaster: Apparently, the first symptom is growing an extra apostrophe.
Mister Buttons: Repo Man: China downplays new bird flu fearsOh, I've played this game before. Someone needs to up the infectious-ness trait of the bug while toning down the lethality trait for a year or so. Hitting headlines this early will alert the Mongolians.
AMERICA!!! Have you heard, it's the brand new virus, and it's called the Bird!WAAAK! Hallelujah!
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