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(Guardian)   Irish political party slammed over site that gives Irish youth tips on dos and don'ts of threesomes. "But not everyone has agreed that the sex advice written by an American woman who edited the site three years ago was inappropriate"   (guardian.co.uk) divider line 36
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2013-03-31 02:15:02 PM
I wish to state very clearly and unequivocally that I am fully in favor of encouraging threesomes.
 
2013-03-31 02:46:50 PM
 
2013-03-31 03:07:16 PM
They should submit the advice to TFD for review.
 
2013-03-31 03:27:06 PM
Bowing only slighty to the "down-with-this-sort-of-thing" style pressure emanating from the conservative wing of Fine Gael, SpunOut.ie said certain terms in the article like "shenanigans" and "spiced up" had been edited out.

Conservative Irish d-bags trying to keep teens from accessing info about the pros and cons of threesomes and safe sex in general?

I'm calling shenanigans.

Good on those sticking up for the site.
 
2013-03-31 04:22:40 PM
"While it is safe to assume that any woman willing to be in a threesome would also be into anal, it's considered to polite to ask first."
 
2013-03-31 04:24:09 PM

quatchi: Bowing only slighty to the "down-with-this-sort-of-thing" style pressure emanating from the conservative wing of Fine Gael, SpunOut.ie said certain terms in the article like "shenanigans" and "spiced up" had been edited out.

Conservative Irish d-bags trying to keep teens from accessing info about the pros and cons of threesomes and safe sex in general?

I'm calling shenanigans.

Good on those sticking up for the site.


Is this that weird game Americans play when we read British articles and try to figure out what the "r******" word that was edited out was, as well as what it means?
 
2013-03-31 04:26:09 PM

Satanic_Hamster: "While it is safe to assume that any woman willing to be in a threesome would also be into anal, it's considered to polite to ask first."


encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com
"You never go..."
 
2013-03-31 04:28:41 PM
Having talked to a few people with experience, I think the #1 piece of advice would be: Lower your expectations.
 
2013-03-31 04:33:08 PM

ox45tallboy: Satanic_Hamster: "While it is safe to assume that any woman willing to be in a threesome would also be into anal, it's considered to polite to ask first."

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"You never go..."


Sure you do.  Just don't kiss her afterwards until she's brushed her teeth and used mouth wash.
 
2013-03-31 04:34:09 PM
Roaring mouse here....
 
2013-03-31 04:43:48 PM
fta: Only do it if you want to do it. Not 'cause you want to keep your girl or guy happy or because other people say it would be great craic.

Just say no?

To craic?
 
2013-03-31 04:48:18 PM

ox45tallboy: Is this that weird game Americans play when we read British articles and try to figure out what the "r******" word that was edited out was, as well as what it means?


Naw. From reading the site in question it looks like they just took out a couple of words and reworded the thing as cheap lip service to the conservative critics within the party who were balking while leaving everything else the same. Which is precisely how one should deal with the wingnuttier portions of any political party. Toss them a meaningless bones, pat them onna head and then get back to doing what needs doing.
 
2013-03-31 04:49:47 PM

Satanic_Hamster: "While it is safe to assume that any woman willing to be in a threesome would also be into anal, it's considered to polite to ask first."


UPIA *is* bad form.

I think Emily Post would agree.
 
2013-03-31 05:20:10 PM
FTA: He also criticised one of his own fellow party members, Michelle Mulherin, for raising the matter of the threesome advice, reminding her that whether she "accepts it or not, the reality is that young people are having sex."

Michelle Malkin changed her name and moved to Ireland? Sorry, Ireland.
 
2013-03-31 05:24:08 PM

MrEricSir: FTA: He also criticised one of his own fellow party members, Michelle Mulherin, for raising the matter of the threesome advice, reminding her that whether she "accepts it or not, the reality is that young people are having sex."

Michelle Malkin changed her name and moved to Ireland? Sorry, Ireland.


I always think of Marlee Matlin when I hear the name Michelle Malkin and I briefly wonder why so many people are pissed off at the deaf chick from The West Wing.
 
2013-03-31 05:32:00 PM
Does the website give any tips on a Dutch-Double-Irish Sandwich?
 
2013-03-31 06:23:12 PM
I almost forgot Ireland existed, and by the amount of comments in this thread it seems everyone else feels the same way.

Ireland is like a white africa. No one wants to talk about it.
 
2013-03-31 06:40:29 PM
Lucky Pierre, he always gets to be the one in the middle.
 
2013-03-31 06:55:56 PM

Gordon Bennett: Lucky Pierre, he always gets to be the one in the middle.


Get a leg up, man.
 
2013-03-31 07:19:51 PM

abb3w: Roaring mouse here....


" You should never do something to keep one person happy. "

There's no oral in Ireland?  I thought Denis Leary was kidding.
 
2013-03-31 08:47:57 PM
The bad thing of being in a threesome, is that sometimes your pee burns afterwards.

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2013-03-31 11:41:10 PM

quatchi: ox45tallboy: Is this that weird game Americans play when we read British articles and try to figure out what the "r******" word that was edited out was, as well as what it means?

Naw. From reading the site in question it looks like they just took out a couple of words and reworded the thing as cheap lip service to the conservative critics within the party who were balking while leaving everything else the same. Which is precisely how one should deal with the wingnuttier portions of any political party. Toss them a meaningless bones, pat them onna head and then get back to doing what needs doing.


In the case of a threesome, ARE there any meaningless boners?
 
BONES, I mean bones.
 
2013-04-01 12:40:31 AM

Gyrfalcon: quatchi: ox45tallboy: Is this that weird game Americans play when we read British articles and try to figure out what the "r******" word that was edited out was, as well as what it means?

Naw. From reading the site in question it looks like they just took out a couple of words and reworded the thing as cheap lip service to the conservative critics within the party who were balking while leaving everything else the same. Which is precisely how one should deal with the wingnuttier portions of any political party. Toss them a meaningless bones, pat them onna head and then get back to doing what needs doing.

In the case of a threesome, ARE there any meaningless boners?
 
BONES, I mean bones.


It's British, you're supposed to say "b****s".
 
2013-04-01 03:30:38 AM

ox45tallboy: It's British, you're supposed to say "b****s".


Semprini?
 
2013-04-01 03:59:58 AM
Irish political party slammed over site that gives Irish youth tips on dos..
 
At least they weren't making them into unix.
 
2013-04-01 04:06:02 AM

Mithiwithi: ox45tallboy: It's British, you're supposed to say "b****s".

Semprini?


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"Right, out you go!"
 
2013-04-01 05:07:43 AM

ox45tallboy: Satanic_Hamster: "While it is safe to assume that any woman willing to be in a threesome would also be into anal, it's considered to polite to ask first."

 

[encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com image 295x171]

"You never go..."

 

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Sometimes, in the heat of the moment...

 
2013-04-01 08:03:09 AM
two guys, one girl?   means that both guys are gay or bi because they are having sex with each other too. (the girl is an intermediary)
 
two girls, one guy?   means the girls are gay or bi because they are having sex with each other too. (the guy is an intermediary)
 
 
never could figure out the thrill of threesomes.  i guess because i have no interest in having sex with a guy or being with two lesbians.
 
2013-04-01 08:03:54 AM

Empty Matchbook: Having talked to a few people with experience, I think the #1 piece of advice would be: Lower your expectations.

 
 
lower your sexpectations.
 
2013-04-01 08:05:17 AM

jake_lex: I wish to state very clearly and unequivocally that I am fully in favor of encouraging threesomes.

 
 
better you than me.   3 is and always will be a crowd because one is going to get f*cked (left out eventually) and the other two will pair up.  just call it human nature.
 
2013-04-01 08:54:06 AM

Koodz: " You should never do something to keep one person happy. "
There's no oral in Ireland?


69, dude.
 
2013-04-01 09:14:48 AM

L.D. Ablo: They should submit the advice to TFD for review.


They'll only get detailed knowledge of sex dolls really
 
2013-04-01 10:05:12 AM

abb3w: Koodz: " You should never do something to keep one person happy. "
There's no oral in Ireland?

69, dude.


I'm not good at parallel processing.
 
2013-04-01 11:12:27 AM

RockofAges: Linux_Yes: two guys, one girl?   means that both guys are gay or bi because they are having sex with each other too. (the girl is an intermediary)
 
two girls, one guy?   means the girls are gay or bi because they are having sex with each other too. (the guy is an intermediary)
 
 
never could figure out the thrill of threesomes.  i guess because i have no interest in having sex with a guy or being with two lesbians.

I've actually turned them down (too white knight IRL / monog) but it's not hard to see how this works. Also, bisexual women. Woop-de-doo. If you don't date women who have at least the ability to perhaps, in a certain state, engage in incidental sex with another woman -- good luck. You've just reduced your dating pool by probably at least 20-30% of women if not higher.
 
Lots of women can get freaky with other women. It's a HUGE proportion compared to men who will with men.

 
 
i used to wonder why many (blacks) called women 'Freaks'.  now i know why.
 
2013-04-01 08:01:01 PM

quatchi: fta: Only do it if you want to do it. Not 'cause you want to keep your girl or guy happy or because other people say it would be great craic.

Just say no?

To craic?


Never say no to craic!
 
2013-04-01 10:19:54 PM

Linux_Yes: Empty Matchbook: Having talked to a few people with experience, I think the #1 piece of advice would be: Lower your expectations.
 
 
lower your sexpectations.


Haw!
 
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