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(Daily Mail)   When this bunny hops it registers on the Richter scale   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 90
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2013-03-31 12:58:29 PM  
Somewhere, Glenn Close is folding her arms defiantly and saying: "Challenge accepted."
 
Pud
2013-03-31 01:46:50 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Somewhere, Glenn Close is folding her arms defiantly and saying: "Challenge accepted."


She's gonna' need a bigger pot.
 
2013-03-31 01:49:15 PM  

Pud: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Somewhere, Glenn Close is folding her arms defiantly and saying: "Challenge accepted."

She's gonna' need a bigger pot.


No kidding.  I doubt even the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch could take that guy out.
 
2013-03-31 02:08:26 PM  
The rabbit stew will feed a village.
 
2013-03-31 02:13:24 PM  

Pud: She's gonna' need a bigger pot.


Indolent: No kidding. I doubt even the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch could take that guy out.


*snert*

Indeed!


Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: The rabbit stew will feed a village small nation.

 
2013-03-31 02:17:04 PM  
Does it like cheese?
 
2013-03-31 03:47:39 PM  
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2013-03-31 03:48:17 PM  
Kill the wabbit, kill the wabbit!
 
2013-03-31 03:48:21 PM  
Stone? Do they have any real measurement units over there?


/that's one big bunny
 
2013-03-31 03:48:35 PM  
What's up, Doc?
 
2013-03-31 03:49:14 PM  

skinink: Kill the wabbit, kill the wabbit!


Bring me hasenpfeffer!
 
2013-03-31 03:49:45 PM  
Wanna cuddle that bunny. :3
 
2013-03-31 03:51:00 PM  
That bunny could get a family in Alaska through the winter! I'm surprised they are so rare.
 
M-G
2013-03-31 03:52:12 PM  
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/hot like a hundred pounds of rabbit fur
 
2013-03-31 03:57:16 PM  
Quick, someone get Octomom to pee on it before that thing takes over the world.
 
2013-03-31 03:57:23 PM  

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: The rabbit stew will feed a village.


And it tastes just like chicken.
 
2013-03-31 03:59:03 PM  

Gleeman: Stone? Do they have any real measurement units over there?


/that's one big bunny


50lbs. I did the math. I raise meat rabbits and I have never heard of any rabbit that big. But they do grow them bigger in Europe I'm told.
 
2013-03-31 04:00:55 PM  
that's a really tiny girl. She must be like 1 foot tall.
 
2013-03-31 04:02:05 PM  
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2013-03-31 04:03:19 PM  
I can't eat rabbit.  It makes me jumpy.
 
2013-03-31 04:04:41 PM  
That's no ordinary rabbit!
 
2013-03-31 04:06:46 PM  

FatherChaos: I can't eat rabbit.  It makes me jumpy.


I find modern cooks add too much hops
 
2013-03-31 04:07:14 PM  
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SEE YOU AT THE PAHTY RICHTER!
 
2013-03-31 04:11:18 PM  
50lb bunny.. skinning that thing would make a nice fur coat for my 1yr old niece
 
2013-03-31 04:16:09 PM  
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Unimpressed.
 
2013-03-31 04:19:13 PM  
That poor girl has a fivehead. :(
 
2013-03-31 04:23:54 PM  
I would snuggle that thing so hard.
 
2013-03-31 04:26:45 PM  
I love rabbit...
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2013-03-31 04:31:34 PM  
 Not impressed.

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2013-03-31 04:33:20 PM  
i.dailymail.co.uk

nadiakhalilbradley.com

Is it a thing now with red haired girls and their monster fatpets?
 
2013-03-31 04:34:40 PM  

WeenerGord: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x499]

[nadiakhalilbradley.com image 281x300]

Is it a thing now with red haired girls and their monster fatpets?


Or is it the same girl overly feeding her pets?
 
2013-03-31 04:40:06 PM  
Can that thing still hop?

I'm guessing it waddles.
 
2013-03-31 04:44:47 PM  
Apparently they used some kind of tilt shift wide-angle lens, then enhanced it with photoshop. Also, that girl could rip your dick off.
 
2013-03-31 04:45:09 PM  
Surprised they didn't mention the breed.

There's a lot of difference in size due to genetics and not just from what they're eating...

/ Flayrah!
// Obscure?
/// Probably not- this is FARK
//// oh yeah...slashies!
 
2013-03-31 04:47:41 PM  

WeenerGord: Is it a thing now with red haired girls and their monster fatpets?


They're gingers, it's not like anyone else is going to play with them.
 
2013-03-31 04:50:39 PM  
FTFA: "and weighs more than an average three-year-old child"

How fat are their three-year-olds, over there? That's at least a six-year-old, if not a light seven.
 
2013-03-31 04:51:44 PM  

WeenerGord: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x499]

[nadiakhalilbradley.com image 281x300]

Is it a thing now with red haired girls and their monster fatpets?


Farkin gingers are all part leprechaun. They use their magic with impunity. We used to be allowed to hunt them down and keep their numbers low. Farkin liberals.
 
2013-03-31 04:54:25 PM  
I wonder if the red head farks like a bunny. She is kind of cute.
 
2013-03-31 04:54:49 PM  
O_o...I've seen Flemish giants and the lot...but damn, that's a big bunbun O_o

(And for folks wondering re the measurements--a stone is 14 pounds, so that's 50lb (about 22.7 kg) of bunny there O_o)

...and now I want one of those great big bunnies (about the only size of rabbit my cats couldn't beat up...then again, this thing is the size of a small goat O_o)
 
2013-03-31 04:54:59 PM  
When this bunny hops it registers on the Richter scale Moment Magnitude Scale

Doesn't roll off the tongue quite as easily, but no one really uses the Richter Scale anymore...

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: The rabbit stew will feed a village small nation one or two average Americans.

 
2013-03-31 04:56:28 PM  

UsikFark: Also, that girl could rip your dick off.


They all can do that
 
2013-03-31 05:11:30 PM  
upload.wikimedia.org

...is unimpressed
 
2013-03-31 05:16:47 PM  
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That rabbit has this look on its face...

/obscure?
 
2013-03-31 05:20:33 PM  

WeenerGord: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x499]

[nadiakhalilbradley.com image 281x300]

Is it a thing now with red haired girls and their monster fatpets?


What the HELL. Also:

lack of warmth: Or is it the same girl overly feeding her pets?


Good point. I'm not sure either.
 
2013-03-31 05:23:25 PM  
 
2013-03-31 05:25:30 PM  
i.dailymail.co.uk

So this is what I make the stew with? Where's the butter? You know you have to add butter right...

 
2013-03-31 05:39:49 PM  
The article fails to mention that "He feasts on a diet of cabbage, broccoli, corn on the cob, sweetcorn, half a cucumber, a carrot with a top, half a bag of watercress, two sweet apples, two slices of brown bread and Weetabix with cream crackers every single day." often enough.
 
2013-03-31 05:40:14 PM  
You can't miss him Mrs. Chumley. He's a pookah.
 
2013-03-31 05:41:14 PM  
how can rabbits get fat when all they eat is salad

/ too much dressing?
 
2013-03-31 05:50:08 PM  
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General Woundwort's body was never found. It could be that he still lives his fierce life somewhere else, but from that day on, mother rabbits would tell their kittens that if they did not do as they were told, the General would get them. Such was Woundwort's monument, and perhaps it would not have displeased him.
/hot, like rabbit stew
 
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