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(Philly.com)   They came in through the bathroom window, but forgot their silver spoon   (philly.com) divider line 29
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2013-03-31 02:40:53 PM
Hopefully he at least hit the second guy.  That should make him easy to catch.
 
2013-03-31 02:43:55 PM
OH NOs! Those poor people got shot and one died! We should ban all Guns!!!!


No...........just kidding.............break into my house, the shiatheads would have got the same thing!
 
2013-03-31 02:44:04 PM
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Did he string the two home invaders through a series of elaborate traps?
 
2013-03-31 02:45:16 PM
In early to tell Farkers to hold the "If he only had a (blank)..." cracks to a minimum. We have heard them all a million times. Thank you in advance!
 
2013-03-31 02:47:54 PM
And nothing was lost that day.
 
2013-03-31 02:50:11 PM
If they had only banned guns this would not have happened. Those intruders would have good jobs and be honest upstanding citizens and tax payers. Now one is dead and the other headed to prison once they find him.
 
2013-03-31 03:02:52 PM

oobiedoobie: If they had only banned guns this would not have happened. Those intruders would have good jobs and be honest upstanding citizens and tax payers. Now one is dead and the other headed to prison once they find him.


Perhaps they should check the banks of the closest old lagoon. He'll be the one sucking his thumb in wonder.
 
2013-03-31 03:44:04 PM
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2013-03-31 03:45:02 PM
This is why many people are so unwilling to give up their right to own firearms.
 
2013-03-31 04:06:59 PM
score one for the good guys
 
2013-03-31 04:31:53 PM
I found out New Mexico was a "Right to retreat" state. I told my employer I'd retreat; after I ran out of bullets.
 
2013-03-31 04:54:09 PM

tmcottle: OH NOs! Those poor people got shot and one died! We should ban all Guns!!!!


No...........just kidding.............break into my house, the shiatheads would have got the same thing!


I support gun control measures AND the right of any law-biding citizen to do exactly as this one did.

Turns out, you might just be retarded for thinking everyone who disagrees with you in the slightest must hold what you deem to be the "opposite" position of your own.
 
2013-03-31 04:56:36 PM

oobiedoobie: If they had only banned guns this would not have happened. Those intruders would have good jobs and be honest upstanding citizens and tax payers. Now one is dead and the other headed to prison once they find him.


And another person who can barely manage binary thoughts.

There is a huge spectrum of opinion on gun control, and very few, indeed a negligible amount that is almost never exposed to media, actually want to ban guns in the United States.

Maybe if you paid attention to the people you hate, you might realize the reasons for that hatred may not be as well founded as you thought.
 
2013-03-31 05:06:51 PM
ZMugg:
Perhaps they should check the banks of the closest old lagoon. He'll be the one sucking his thumb in wonder.

The resident has got himself a steady job, now he's quit the Police department.
 
2013-03-31 05:12:25 PM
And nothing of value was lost.
 
2013-03-31 05:28:37 PM
Sounds like someone is having a hole-y Easter.
 
2013-03-31 05:39:03 PM
So, silver spoon reference...?
 
2013-03-31 05:41:09 PM

ZMugg: oobiedoobie: If they had only banned guns this would not have happened. Those intruders would have good jobs and be honest upstanding citizens and tax payers. Now one is dead and the other headed to prison once they find him.

Perhaps they should check the banks of the closest old lagoon. He'll be the one sucking his thumb in wonder.


They would have worked--at fifteen clubs a day, is my guess.

They'd always been dancers...
 
2013-03-31 05:47:07 PM

Resident Muslim: So, silver spoon reference...?

Resident Muslim: So, silver spoon reference...?


A reference to a Beatles song from 44 years ago.
 
2013-03-31 06:08:20 PM

tmcottle: OH NOs! Those poor people got shot and one died! We should ban all Guns!!!!


No...........just kidding.............break into my house, the shiatheads would have got the same thing!


Are you an actual moron, or do you just play one on Fark?
 
2013-03-31 08:04:44 PM
So glad to see the references to my favorite Beatles album, and yes, I realize that makes me a shallow biatch because Sgt. Pepper is so much deeper, fark me, I don't care. It's genius.
 
2013-03-31 08:05:47 PM
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You rang?
/Hot.
 
2013-03-31 09:08:19 PM
Porndip Poonpat & LavenderWolf

Is it because I am against gun control

or is it because I do not like lying Obama

or is it because I am black?

or are you both ignorant of a joke/what I would do to defend my family?
 
2013-03-31 10:58:01 PM
Just remember, to try and incarcerate a violent criminal for 20 years may cost between $1-2 million.  So bullets are extremely cost effective and save the taxpayers money.  They also save from harm any innocent people the decedent would have brutalized in the future.
 
2013-03-31 11:29:48 PM

tmcottle: Porndip Poonpat & LavenderWolf

Is it because I am against gun control

or is it because I do not like lying Obama

or is it because I am black?

or are you both ignorant of a joke/what I would do to defend my family?


If you have a gun in your house it makes it a more dangerous place to live in.
 
2013-03-31 11:44:09 PM
monty666:

If you have a gun in your house it makes it a more dangerous place to live in.

so the white house would be much more dangerous than mine!
 
2013-04-01 03:10:33 AM

tmcottle: monty666:

If you have a gun in your house it makes it a more dangerous place to live in.

so the white house would be much more dangerous than mine!


No. That statistic covers households in which the occupants and firearms owners are untrained or poorly trained in firearms safety and use, as well as the ones in which they are highly trained. And very few occupants, overall, are as highly trained as Secret Service agents.
 
2013-04-01 03:37:56 AM
That statistic is deeply flawed for many reasons, not the least of which is this:
Having anything in your house makes your house more dangerous. Each knife, pair of scissors, spool of dental floss. The safest house would be a 6x6 rubber box. Likewise, the same can be said for your outside environment.
 
If you live on the top of a mountain 50 miles from anyone, guns probably do make your house more dangerous (except for wild animals... maybe).
If you live in the suburbs, however... probably makes it safer.
 
2013-04-01 05:48:39 AM

domine: This is why many people are so unwilling to give up their right to own firearms.


Then it's a good thing that's not actually happening.
 

tmcottle: Porndip Poonpat & LavenderWolf

Is it because I am against gun control

or is it because I do not like lying Obama

or is it because I am black?

or are you both ignorant of a joke/what I would do to defend my family?


PP is just an insult troll. I wouldn't even bother responding.
 
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