Geez, all they had to do was troll Fark for REAL 40-year old virgins... like the Farker who posted right after me in this thread!
Quantum Apostrophe: cetacei: I'm a legit 41 year old virgin with severe social phobias. Does anyone want to interview me?Sure! OK. When did you realize you were a virgin?
Quantum Apostrophe: That guy is pretty fat, bald and grey for 40.
weapon13: One day, I got funny looks on the Tube with people pointing at me. Turns out that one of the programs had aired the day before and that I had "died" from my 'infection' 'live' on tv.
Generation_D: Done in 1When did you figure out Reality TV was not "real" ?For me: Darva Conger and Rick Rockwell on Who Wants to Marry a Multi-Millionaire .. the numerous plot flaws (2000) and Junkyard Wars (2000 or 2001) finding a $20,000 brand new boat propeller in a landfill.About the only one they don't / can't fake much is Deadliest Catch.
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