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2013-03-31 04:21:34 AM
Funny; but ill-advised.
 
2013-03-31 04:58:54 AM
jurgen.ca

Some rope, canola oil, and a zucchini?
 
2013-03-31 05:09:05 AM
Jello, slip-n-slide, duct tape.
 
2013-03-31 05:25:34 AM
I like to buy one color. Go to a big grocery store and just buy three dozen items all the same color.
 
2013-03-31 07:26:31 AM
Um, let me have one of those porno magazines... a large box of condoms... a bottle of Old Harper... a couple of those panty shields... andsomeillegalfireworks... and one of those disposable enemas. Ah, make it two.
 
2013-03-31 07:34:33 AM
An axe, a shovel, and a painter's suit.
 
2013-03-31 07:35:14 AM

kronicfeld: Um, let me have one of those porno magazines... a large box of condoms... a bottle of Old Harper... a couple of those panty shields... andsomeillegalfireworks... and one of those disposable enemas. Ah, make it two.


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2013-03-31 07:40:19 AM
Preparation H, vasoline, magnum xl condoms.
 
2013-03-31 07:41:16 AM
one basket, one bottle of lotion, one hose
 
2013-03-31 08:01:51 AM
Oh wait, a set of walkie talkies, a fan, and a large water / air tight container.
 
2013-03-31 08:06:30 AM
One time I did:

Booze, cowboy hat, dog collar, rope, whip, box of Magnum XLs.

Take your pick of any 3 there.
 
2013-03-31 08:16:31 AM
1.  Peeps (or any other soft Easter candy)
2.  Di-Con rat poison
3.  Razor blades.
 
2013-03-31 08:18:38 AM
Alternately:

1) Nylon cord
2) an axe (or large hatchet)
3) KY jelly

(for this one to work, you have to keep mumbling "this is gonna be great!" throughout the purchase)
 
2013-03-31 08:19:34 AM
(in before a loaf of bread, a container of milk, and a stick of butter)
 
2013-03-31 08:47:43 AM
Amateurs, going for the simple sex gags.

You wanna really freak them out, try a copy of Guns and Ammo, a Bleach manga book, and kitty litter.
 
2013-03-31 08:59:56 AM
media5.picsearch.com
www.webundies.com
profile.ak.fbcdn.net
 
2013-03-31 10:21:02 AM
Cat food, plastic spoons and Depends™
 
2013-03-31 10:49:11 AM
www.foodsubs.com
americanpreparedness.com
www.leadership.ng
 
2013-03-31 11:15:50 AM
1 Box of Trojan Magnum XL
1 Bottle heavy duty lube
1 watermelon
 
2013-03-31 12:13:42 PM
Here's a better idea.  Go into any store.  Look to see if any cashiers are wearing references to Christianity.  Pick out items that will come to $3.44 tax included.  Pay with a $10
 
2013-03-31 12:30:59 PM

Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf: Here's a better idea.  Go into any store.  Look to see if any cashiers are wearing references to Christianity.  Pick out items that will come to $3.44 tax included.  Pay with a $10

  $10.10

/math is hard
 
2013-03-31 02:57:02 PM
6 boxes of bran flakes, 48 rolls of toilet paper, and some diapers

/ my wife actually did this, because we buy in bulk. she got some odd looks
 
2013-03-31 03:05:04 PM
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2013-03-31 04:06:54 PM

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That just looks like yard work/cleaning.
 
2013-03-31 06:02:10 PM
Once bought a 6-pack of Shiner, pregnancy test, and box of 9mm ammo. At Wal-Mart, of course.
 
2013-03-31 07:19:10 PM
a machete, a boat anchor, and some rope.
 
2013-03-31 07:20:28 PM
A bra that fits me
Duct tape
and the biggest tube of KY available.

/I'm an overweight male.
 
2013-03-31 10:54:37 PM
I only bought two items, a box of condoms and a floor mop. This was shortly before Valentines Day.
I mentioned to the check out gal that I was getting something for the wife and a little something for the girl friend.
If looks could kill I wouldn't be here to tell the tale.
 
2013-04-01 12:49:15 AM
1) box of valentine chocolates
2) Ex-lax
3) bathtub stopper
 
2013-04-01 04:53:14 PM

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That just looks like yard work/cleaning.


or a Very Bad Thing.
 
2013-04-02 01:15:21 AM
tarp, duct-tape, bleach.
 
2013-04-02 04:19:31 PM
rain coat
chainsaw
hefty bags
 
2013-04-02 05:04:19 PM
completely unplanned one day, i bought at one of the local department stores, a grease gun, two coils of rope, roll of duct tape, block and tackle, bottle of wine, bottle of tylenol, pack of pantyhose(large), large bottle of lube( ID Glide), scarf, axe, one of those sleep masks/blindfolds, polka CD a large red bull, and a package of marinade mix.

halfway through ringing up, i think to myself 'this might look really bad' and glance at the cashier, who's doing her best to keep a poker face.

gal in line behind me just looks disturbed.

/it would have been funnier if i'd bought the cowboy hat i looked at.
 
2013-04-02 05:13:47 PM

elvisaintdead: one basket, one bottle of lotion, one hose


you got me
 
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