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(Daily Mail)   Kate Beckinsale attempts the Alba pose, succeeds in spectacular fashion   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 89
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2013-03-31 12:45:52 PM

Alphax: weirdneighbour: Not sure who this is, I have heard the name before, she looks pretty and has a nice body, just like numbers of women I see at the beaches around where I live.

Never seen any Underworld movies?  She's a gorgeous, ass kicking bloodsucker, especially when her eyes turn blue.


No, not a movie guy, (aside for about 3 yrs or so when I took my two granddaughters to every animated movie ever made during that time, and I enjoyed them all), I think the last theatre release I saw was the latest Rambo movie a few years back on a lark, (was awesome, loves me exploding body parts).

  I hear these movie star names all the time, usually on Fark, so names I recognize but can't put to faces. This works to my advantage when I do go and see a film and there usually is a reason (as opposed to just going to a rom-com because it is a new movie out) ei: I went to Spiderman because I loved him as a kid, I did not know anyone in the cast, no one, so was easy to lose myself in the movie, same with Schindler's List, only person in the cast I heard of was the Ghandi guy, I was totally absorbed in the action, easily  one of the best movies I have ever experienced.

Blah Blah Blah.....so no, I have not seen any Underworld movies. (Boobies?)
 
2013-03-31 12:59:48 PM

Mr Rogers is aroused: Hillbilly Jim: I'd search for her eggs.

Brick-House: I'd eat her ass till I found corn. Obligatory comment for stories like this about women with asses that nice.

I'd eat her 'aunt flo'  till I found her eggs.

/amidoinitrite?


Damn, I'm a sick bastard, but I'm not that sick. Sir, you have my respect.

si0.twimg.com
 
2013-03-31 01:02:46 PM

Alphax: I'd say that's a fuzzy long distance lens.. but she's flawless.


Must have been shot with a Nikon.


More likely a lack of a tripod. hell, even a "small" 70-200 is too big to hand hold. the 300's and 500's paparazzi's use for such long range shots must weigh a TON
 
2013-03-31 01:05:22 PM

LewDux: take #2 LewDux: Mentat:
Let me know when Jessica does this:
[imageshack.us image 300x400]

My spoon is too long


That's no spoon, It's a riding crop.

You see, in Attleborough MA, you have to use riding crops as wooden spoons ever since they police busted a kinky party and decided that spanking someone with a wooden spoon is assault with a dangerous weapon.

/remember paddleborough
//When wooden spoons are outlawed, only outlaws will have wooden spoons.
 
2013-03-31 01:07:43 PM

LewDux: take #2 LewDux: Mentat:
Let me know when Jessica does this:
[imageshack.us image 300x400]

My spoon is too long



i3.kym-cdn.com
I'm a banana!
 
2013-03-31 01:19:36 PM

weirdneighbour: Alphax: weirdneighbour: Not sure who this is, I have heard the name before, she looks pretty and has a nice body, just like numbers of women I see at the beaches around where I live.

Never seen any Underworld movies?  She's a gorgeous, ass kicking bloodsucker, especially when her eyes turn blue.

No, not a movie guy, (aside for about 3 yrs or so when I took my two granddaughters to every animated movie ever made during that time, and I enjoyed them all), I think the last theatre release I saw was the latest Rambo movie a few years back on a lark, (was awesome, loves me exploding body parts).

  I hear these movie star names all the time, usually on Fark, so names I recognize but can't put to faces. This works to my advantage when I do go and see a film and there usually is a reason (as opposed to just going to a rom-com because it is a new movie out) ei: I went to Spiderman because I loved him as a kid, I did not know anyone in the cast, no one, so was easy to lose myself in the movie, same with Schindler's List, only person in the cast I heard of was the Ghandi guy, I was totally absorbed in the action, easily  one of the best movies I have ever experienced.

Blah Blah Blah.....so no, I have not seen any Underworld movies. (Boobies?)


Not quite.. 2nd movie had a love scene, which made up for the lack of even kissing in the first one, but the guy's arm is in just the wrong place to see her nipples, and his body covers her lower regions.  Then the 4th movie has their child.
 
2013-03-31 01:20:01 PM
She is magically delicious.
 
2013-03-31 01:36:24 PM

Alphax: weirdneighbour: Alphax: weirdneighbour: Not sure who this is, I have heard the name before, she looks pretty and has a nice body, just like numbers of women I see at the beaches around where I live.

Never seen any Underworld movies?  She's a gorgeous, ass kicking bloodsucker, especially when her eyes turn blue.

Blah Blah Blah.....so no, I have not seen any Underworld movies. (Boobies?)

Not quite.. 2nd movie had a love scene, which made up for the lack of even kissing in the first one, but the guy's arm is in just the wrong place to see her nipples, and his body covers her lower regions.  Then the 4th movie has their child.


Fourth movie??   Wow, I turned into 'don't go to movies' 'movie snob type guy'. If I win a lottery I will start hitting the movies theatres again.

/so it's the old house plant or book shelf blocking the view
 
2013-03-31 01:48:53 PM
It should be a criminal offence to be so farking hot.
 
2013-03-31 01:57:35 PM

mjones73: The original for comparison purposes...

[coedmagazine.files.wordpress.com image 600x441]

//friggin hot


Jessica got Hollywood skinny. In one of her first movies, 'Idle Hands', she had an amazing bubble butt.

www.joblo.com
 
2013-03-31 01:57:50 PM
"Dat culo"

"Si"
i.dailymail.co.uk
 
mjg
2013-03-31 02:03:40 PM

AbiNormal: [cdn.motinetwork.net image 640x1003]


That makes me laugh every time I see it.
/thanks
 
2013-03-31 02:05:39 PM

darch: That's the Esperanza resort. Very beautiful, very exclusive. Mrs. Darch and I have dinner there whenever we're in Cabo, which if fairly often. Never got to see Kate or Jennifer though. Sadly...


Do all the waiters wear pasties with tassels?

i.dailymail.co.uk

/And if so, why not the guests?
 
ecl
2013-03-31 02:21:27 PM

WordsnCollision: darch: That's the Esperanza resort. Very beautiful, very exclusive. Mrs. Darch and I have dinner there whenever we're in Cabo, which if fairly often. Never got to see Kate or Jennifer though. Sadly...

Do all the waiters wear pasties with tassels?

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x478]

/And if so, why not the guests?


I'd have to resist the urge to make them swing around constantly.
 
2013-03-31 02:33:31 PM
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2013-03-31 02:43:11 PM
oh my jesus I don't know why, but the captions on the photos that site does always makes me stabby. So retarded.

"Time to get serious: The actress also did a bit of work on a laptop"
Time to stfu. what if she's just showing her friend the lesbian porn she wants to reenact later on?

"Strike a pose: The move showed off her taught tummy and toned arms and legs"
Strike a biatch. Someone dropped a pen and she was looking for it for a really, really long time.
 
ecl
2013-03-31 02:56:45 PM

traxan: mjones73: The original for comparison purposes...

[coedmagazine.files.wordpress.com image 600x441]

//friggin hot

Jessica got Hollywood skinny. In one of her first movies, 'Idle Hands', she had an amazing bubble butt.

[www.joblo.com image 350x339]


http://img454.imageshack.us/img454/6062/jaass6mq.gif

Gifs are great and Fark needs to enable larger image sizes to keep up with the rest of the universe.
 
2013-03-31 03:43:29 PM
If there's a physical imperfection in Kate Beckinsale I have yet to find it.
 
2013-03-31 03:56:40 PM

Tax Boy: [i361.photobucket.com image 500x200]

She's presenting like a mandrill!


What presenting like a Mandrell might look like.
 i407.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-31 04:25:01 PM
What a disgusting old lady from a shiatty band with a husband that plays a shiatty sport, from a shiatty country on a shiatty continent. Tell me again why this is "news"?
 
2013-03-31 04:27:24 PM

twiztedjustin: What a disgusting old lady from a shiatty band with a husband that plays a shiatty sport, from a shiatty country on a shiatty continent. Tell me again why this is "news"?


Lmao, never mind. I thought that was that Spicegurl biatch.

JESUS KATE GO BACK THE WAY YOU WERE, I THOUGHT YOU WERE HAG-SPICE.
 
2013-03-31 04:28:55 PM

twiztedjustin: What a disgusting old lady from a shiatty band with a husband that plays a shiatty sport, from a shiatty country on a shiatty continent. Tell me again why this is "news"?


No, wrong thread, you're thinking of Sheryl Crow
 
2013-03-31 05:34:07 PM
The other lady in the picture looks like the guy from Depeche Mode. No, not him, the other one. No, not the other one, the OTHER other one.
depechemodepage.de
 
2013-03-31 05:42:20 PM
boomark & a half.

/the accent is great
 
2013-03-31 05:53:57 PM

ecl: traxan: mjones73: The original for comparison purposes...

[coedmagazine.files.wordpress.com image 600x441]

//friggin hot

Jessica got Hollywood skinny. In one of her first movies, 'Idle Hands', she had an amazing bubble butt.

[www.joblo.com image 350x339]

http://img454.imageshack.us/img454/6062/jaass6mq.gif

Gifs are great and Fark needs to enable larger image sizes to keep up with the rest of the universe.



I'm going to go slightly off topic, but have they ever addressed why they don't allow gifs (increased image size uploads)?

I'm guessing because when you're logged in the default setting for a thread is not pagginated.
 
2013-03-31 06:24:37 PM
Kate Beckinsale is about damn near perfection.  Call me when Jessica Alba (who is damn hot , for sure) is the same age Kate is now.  I wouldn't kick either of them out, but Kate is the stuff dreams are made from
 
2013-03-31 08:02:22 PM
i684.photobucket.com

Someone at Blizzard is a Kate fan
 
ecl
2013-03-31 09:27:56 PM

soupbone: ecl: traxan: mjones73: The original for comparison purposes...

[coedmagazine.files.wordpress.com image 600x441]

//friggin hot

Jessica got Hollywood skinny. In one of her first movies, 'Idle Hands', she had an amazing bubble butt.

[www.joblo.com image 350x339]

http://img454.imageshack.us/img454/6062/jaass6mq.gif

Gifs are great and Fark needs to enable larger image sizes to keep up with the rest of the universe.


I'm going to go slightly off topic, but have they ever addressed why they don't allow gifs (increased image size uploads)?

I'm guessing because when you're logged in the default setting for a thread is not pagginated.


Drew has 56k?
 
2013-03-31 10:32:17 PM
vudukungfu: But... she poops from there.

Not right now, she doesn't.

/neanderthal grunt
 
2013-03-31 11:14:46 PM
She calls her nipples " puppy noses"
 
2013-03-31 11:28:24 PM

WordsnCollision: darch: That's the Esperanza resort. Very beautiful, very exclusive. Mrs. Darch and I have dinner there whenever we're in Cabo, which if fairly often. Never got to see Kate or Jennifer though. Sadly...

Do all the waiters wear pasties with tassels?

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x478]

/And if so, why not the guests?


Funny- never noticed that on the waiters we've had. Probably too focused on the outrageous dinner check.
 
2013-03-31 11:33:47 PM

spacemanjones: She calls her nipples " puppy noses"


you, good sir, are so not helping.
 
2013-04-01 12:31:39 AM

LDM90: callipygian


thank you for teaching me a new word.
latinas are such hot women. sadly it hardly ever lasts past age 23. 
If I ever date again (looks over shoulder) I will do my best to date a latina.
 
2013-04-01 09:01:39 AM

Starhawk: /neanderthal grunt


Another connoisseur  of fine erotica.
 
2013-04-01 09:33:50 AM
And why is this thread not filled with either hot pictures of Kate or other women in similar poses? Fark, you let me down.
 
2013-04-01 04:13:54 PM

ecl: soupbone: ecl: traxan: mjones73: The original for comparison purposes...

[coedmagazine.files.wordpress.com image 600x441]

//friggin hot

Jessica got Hollywood skinny. In one of her first movies, 'Idle Hands', she had an amazing bubble butt.

[www.joblo.com image 350x339]

http://img454.imageshack.us/img454/6062/jaass6mq.gif

Gifs are great and Fark needs to enable larger image sizes to keep up with the rest of the universe.


I'm going to go slightly off topic, but have they ever addressed why they don't allow gifs (increased image size uploads)?

I'm guessing because when you're logged in the default setting for a thread is not pagginated.

Drew has 56k?


The Fark server.


img600.imageshack.us


/Admins can't ban users, right?
 
2013-04-01 11:00:09 PM
I would fark her so hard it would cause a tsunami in Indonesia.
 
2013-04-02 10:22:51 AM

Flint Ironstag: ecl: soupbone: ecl: traxan: mjones73: The original for comparison purposes...

[coedmagazine.files.wordpress.com image 600x441]

//friggin hot

Jessica got Hollywood skinny. In one of her first movies, 'Idle Hands', she had an amazing bubble butt.

[www.joblo.com image 350x339]

http://img454.imageshack.us/img454/6062/jaass6mq.gif

Gifs are great and Fark needs to enable larger image sizes to keep up with the rest of the universe.


I'm going to go slightly off topic, but have they ever addressed why they don't allow gifs (increased image size uploads)?

I'm guessing because when you're logged in the default setting for a thread is not pagginated.

Drew has 56k?

The Fark server.


[img600.imageshack.us image 640x480]


/Admins can't ban users, right?


I think I see the problem, the server is MIA.
 
ecl
2013-04-02 12:37:22 PM

mjones73: Flint Ironstag: ecl: soupbone: ecl: traxan: mjones73: The original for comparison purposes...

[coedmagazine.files.wordpress.com image 600x441]

//friggin hot

Jessica got Hollywood skinny. In one of her first movies, 'Idle Hands', she had an amazing bubble butt.

[www.joblo.com image 350x339]

http://img454.imageshack.us/img454/6062/jaass6mq.gif

Gifs are great and Fark needs to enable larger image sizes to keep up with the rest of the universe.


I'm going to go slightly off topic, but have they ever addressed why they don't allow gifs (increased image size uploads)?

I'm guessing because when you're logged in the default setting for a thread is not pagginated.

Drew has 56k?

The Fark server.


[img600.imageshack.us image 640x480]


/Admins can't ban users, right?

I think I see the problem, the server is MIA.


I'm pretty sure it's mounted to the inside of the cardboard box.
 
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