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(Daily Mail)   Woman claims to have been raised by monkeys, might be simply bananas (w/pics)   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 33
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2013-03-31 01:25:27 AM  
Paul Dacre is a monkey.
 
2013-03-31 01:44:00 AM  
April Fool's Day is early this year.
 
2013-03-31 01:50:18 AM  
I'll bet all her friends are junkies
 
2013-03-31 02:01:43 AM  
Bet she's a wildcat in the sack.

/heh, sack.
 
2013-03-31 02:06:11 AM  
Most people are raised by monkeys.
 
2013-03-31 02:09:17 AM  
Real monkeys > wire monkeys
 
2013-03-31 02:11:04 AM  
sally field was raised by monkeys?

/ daughters are farking hawt
 
2013-03-31 02:12:14 AM  
If the Daily Fail is skeptical, it's probably actually true.
 
2013-03-31 02:16:30 AM  
id show those daughters my love banana

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2013-03-31 02:18:20 AM  
Raised by monkeys or not, her daughters are smokin' hot.
Would totally slip them a banana.
 
2013-03-31 02:19:14 AM  
I see we have the daughters are hot angle covered. Carry on.
 
2013-03-31 02:26:45 AM  
Wait, what now? Everybody's talking about daughters, but all I see is one daughter and a circus clown. What is with that makeup?
 
2013-03-31 02:38:35 AM  

gweilo8888: Wait, what now? Everybody's talking about daughters, but all I see is one daughter and a circus clown. What is with that makeup?


I also see one daughter who is actually hot. The other one sadly resembles her father.
 
2013-03-31 02:39:46 AM  

thisiszombocom: id show those daughters my love banana

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When will they come down from the trees?

/dnrtfa
 
2013-03-31 02:39:50 AM  
apparently monkeys love to use a ton of makeup. after all those years of not wiping herself i don't want to see her naughty bits. hopefully she only taught her daughters the heavy makeup stuff and not hygiene lessons.
sharp knees
 
2013-03-31 02:41:13 AM  

thisiszombocom: id show those daughters my love banana

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x573]


In the following diagram I have indicated where the subjects display prominent sharp knees syndrome.

i.imgur.com

Perhaps you should reconsider.
 
2013-03-31 02:42:50 AM  

the_chief: Bet she's a wildcat in the sack.

/heh, sack.


media.tumblr.com

/I wonder if the daughters have their mom's skill at hot, monkey sex...
 
2013-03-31 03:14:01 AM  

RatMaster999: /I wonder if the daughters have their mom's skill at hot, monkey sex...


upload.wikimedia.org

The date was going great and I enjoyed our conversation. That back rub in the hot tub was phenomenal! I really enjoyed the evening , for the most part.

There was that moment during ping-pong when she got so excited she dropped trou and started throwing her feces at me. Yeah,

Besides being gross.. I mean, how does that work? It seemed she controlled it well enough to squeeze out exactly a handful at a time. Amazingly disturbing. And that smell! If I had a canary in my apartment it would be dead.

And the whole thing where she was smiling but screaming at me at the same time while forcefully trying to push out one more handful? It was a bit of a turn off.

Would I go on another date with her?.....Hell yeah, why not?
It's not like she's a born again Christian or anything.
 
2013-03-31 03:15:12 AM  

The hotter daughter, Vanessa James, is the book's author. It's odd that the current cover does not show it. Here is the agent's copy



www.andrewlownie.co.uk

Incredible story.
 
2013-03-31 03:18:07 AM  
I don't know why but she reminds me of Micky Dolenz
 
2013-03-31 03:31:40 AM  
Playing on the vegetable patch at the end of our garden at my home in Colombia, I was in my own  special place, my little world where I loved to spend my days

Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin' all cool.
 
2013-03-31 04:59:15 AM  
The obamas have only two kids
 
2013-03-31 06:42:02 AM  
Pull the other one
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2013-03-31 07:26:10 AM  

Duke_leto_Atredes: The obamas have only two kids


Yep, another racist Republican. Not surprised in the least.
 
2013-03-31 09:21:50 AM  
It would kind of seem that the story would at least be somewhat traceable, no? I mean, surely someone would know for sure if she was kidnapped and missing for 5 years? What about her re-introduction to "human" life? I dunno. I'm spent.
 
2013-03-31 09:33:03 AM  

ghare: Duke_leto_Atredes: The obamas have only two kids

Yep, another racist Republican. Not surprised in the least.


Who can't spell Caladan correctly.
 
2013-03-31 09:34:55 AM  

Day_Old_Dutchie: Pull the other one
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OK. My own mother's house was destroyed by fire one Christmas day. She was lucky to survive. Sadly, she was lost and alone. She was raised by a pack of dogs. These simple beasts taught her how to survive. She acquired many skills that have served her well. The most important was playing poker.
 
2013-03-31 10:16:13 AM  
Not only that but she married Michael Bloomberg...
 
2013-03-31 10:40:41 AM  
So... she's saying... she can hit a bulls-eye at 50 paces with a clump of shiat?? Or, was there something else to the story?

/nothing more hilarious, or memorable, than being on a grade school field-trip to the zoo, and BAM! Your best friend gets nailed in the face with monkey shiat.
 
2013-03-31 11:28:57 AM  
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2013-03-31 03:40:39 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: I'll bet all her friends are junkies


chuckle.
 
2013-04-01 01:41:59 AM  
fake news is fake
 
2013-04-01 11:47:11 PM  
When she can play an Organ Grinder on a leash I will believe her.
 
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