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(KATU)   A bar is named the Drunken German, and obviously someone has a problem with that   (katu.com) divider line 80
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2013-03-31 01:31:10 AM  
Bar owner David Borchers told the Salem Statesman Journal he picked the name because it reflects his personality,

The bar owner *is* the Drunken German in this picture?

[okaywiththis]
 
2013-03-31 01:37:00 AM  
Simple, change the name to "The Drunken Kraut"
 
2013-03-31 01:38:09 AM  

quatchi: Bar owner David Borchers told the Salem Statesman Journal he picked the name because it reflects his personality,

The bar owner *is* the Drunken German in this picture?

[okaywiththis]


Pretty much. I'm Irish-German-and Japanese. I am often a rambunctious and enthusiastic tippler. Luckily, have the genes to carry it off so far. I doubt I will ever name a bar The Kraut-Mick-Nip, though in fairness, it does make me sound like a tasty snack...
 
2013-03-31 01:45:08 AM  

hubiestubert: I doubt I will ever name a bar The Kraut-Mick-Nip, though in fairness, it does make me sound like a tasty snack...




Teriyaki corn beef with sauerkraut?
 
2013-03-31 01:53:37 AM  
Oh, please.  Everyone knows Germans are sober and industrial people.
 
2013-03-31 03:20:38 AM  
You know what other German people had a problem with?

/Obligatory joke
 
2013-03-31 03:48:44 AM  

hubiestubert: I doubt I will ever name a bar The Kraut-Mick-Nip


Hmmm, maybe in that form, the name wouldn't work. But I'd probably go to a bar named "Kraut McNip's". ;)
 
2013-03-31 05:57:27 AM  
Now it will be "The Well-Focused and Sober German Who Needs to Expand Into the French Restaurant Next Door"
 
2013-03-31 06:42:24 AM  
let him change it to The Pissed Nazi, that should make it all better.
 
2013-03-31 06:56:15 AM  
But Councilman Pete Wall says the Chamber of Commerce and others have worked hard to make Oktoberfest a family festival,

Well, I think I see your problem right there, douchebag.  

/been to Munich's last year
//glad I didn't bring the kids
 
2013-03-31 06:57:10 AM  
Perhaps he can rename the bar The Blue German?
 
2013-03-31 07:04:06 AM  
 
2013-03-31 07:04:15 AM  
I met a drunken German at a bar Friday night. The staff couldn't understand him and thought he was ultrahammered and stopped serving him.
 
2013-03-31 07:07:11 AM  
let him change it to The Pissed Nazi, that should make it all better.

How about the Drunken Coon?
 
2013-03-31 07:14:05 AM  

Baron Harkonnen: let him change it to The Pissed Nazi, that should make it all better.

How about the Drunken Coon?


There was briefly a business here in town that rented those large inflatable jumping things you see at fairs and picnics for kids...

It was called Jumping Monkeys

It was soon changed to "Jumping Smiles"
 
2013-03-31 07:18:38 AM  

borg: Simple, change the name to "The Drunken Kraut"


Damn. I was gonna say "The Pickled Kraut".
 
2013-03-31 07:26:51 AM  
Maybe he should change the name to Die Lebensraum

Mr. Coffee Nerves: Now it will be "The Well-Focused and Sober German Who Needs to Expand Into the French Restaurant Next Door"


So call it Die Lebensraum?
 
2013-03-31 07:29:22 AM  
But Councilman Pete Wall says the Chamber of Commerce and others have worked hard to make Oktoberfest a family festival, and the name does not send a good message.

Clearly someone has never experienced a real Oktoberfest... Drunken German Brit is a totally appropriate name for the bar.
 
2013-03-31 07:32:45 AM  

randomjsa: It was called Jumping Monkeys

It was soon changed to "Jumping Smiles"


I could have sworn it was called "March Madness"
 
2013-03-31 07:38:19 AM  
I know a little German.... He's over there!

/Sauerkraut in mein Lederhosen
 
2013-03-31 07:38:28 AM  
The Poop-Loving Anti-Semite?
 
2013-03-31 07:42:40 AM  
How about Coon Chicken?

binkis.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-03-31 07:43:58 AM  
And yet when you name a place "Drunken Irishman" people ask why the redundancy in the title(and Irish people are the ones most likely to ask).
 
2013-03-31 07:45:26 AM  
I love drunk germans!

http://allrecipes.com/recipe/drunk-german/

Jagermeister and rootbeer

images.media-allrecipes.com
 
2013-03-31 07:59:46 AM  

hubiestubert: Pretty much. I'm Irish-German-and Japanese


The result, obviously, of some crazy WW II eugenics program gone wrong.
 
2013-03-31 08:01:46 AM  
With that name alone, I think it would be the first place my husband would visit, and he takes great pride in his roots.

/and if they serve good bierock, he might never leave
 
2013-03-31 08:09:00 AM  
img.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-31 08:18:17 AM  
I was gonna make a joke about it being a non-german super PC apologist white guy, but then I read TFA and it wasn't a joke. :(
 
2013-03-31 08:18:21 AM  
FTA: "Councilman Pete Wall says the Chamber of Commerce and others have worked hard to make Oktoberfest a family festival, "

images.cheezburger.com
 
2013-03-31 08:20:26 AM  

Maus III: How about Coon Chicken?


That is the most horrificly racist and yet hilarious thing I have seen today. That's what people in the 40s thought was okay? Wow, just wow.
 
2013-03-31 08:28:07 AM  
Looks like the bar owner missed one palm when he was greasing all the other ones.
 
2013-03-31 08:33:20 AM  

Glancing Blow: hubiestubert: Pretty much. I'm Irish-German-and Japanese

The result, obviously, of some crazy WW II eugenics program gone wrong.


I'm going to go with boy-meets-girl in America in the better half of the 20th Century, but you go ahead with your offensive warchild story.

/said the dark Norwegian
 
2013-03-31 08:34:03 AM  

hubiestubert: The Kraut-Mick-Nip, though in fairness, it does make me sound like a tasty snack


on the dollar menu.
/I'ts a corned beef kraut swiss on rey wrap w/ 1000 island dressing, or  "special sauce" as it's known.
 
2013-03-31 08:36:00 AM  
RYE Wrap
 
2013-03-31 08:48:13 AM  

vudukungfu: hubiestubert: The Kraut-Mick-Nip, though in fairness, it does make me sound like a tasty snack

on the dollar menu.
/I'ts a corned beef kraut swiss on rye wrap w/ 1000 island dressing horseradish, or  "special sauce" as it's known.


I would totally eat that. I am now also going to have to make rye tortillas, just so I can.

/it will be YOUR fault if I get fat
//YOURS
 
2013-03-31 08:50:54 AM  

hubiestubert: The Kraut-Mick-Nip, though in fairness, it does make me sound like a tasty snack...


I'm Dago-Mick-Canucky-Frog... not as tasty, apparently.

\Dago's an approximation, not enough of you would get it if I said "greenhorn," the term of endearment for us Portagees
\\especially my lovely neighbors who worship the gods of powered lawn equipment every Saturday morning by 8
 
2013-03-31 08:59:30 AM  

Shadowknight: But Councilman Pete Wall says the Chamber of Commerce and others have worked hard to make Oktoberfest a family festival,

Well, I think I see your problem right there, douchebag.  

/been to Munich's last year
//glad I didn't bring the kids


THIS. Some things are for adults and some things are for children. Oktoberfest is not one of those things and I'm tired of being involuntary deputized by folks like Pete Wall to babysit other people's kids. Take the kids camping, take them to a water park, take them to Chuck e Cheese, ya cheap bastards, but quit co-opting other people's fun days.
 
2013-03-31 09:09:48 AM  
The only issue I have with "Drunken German" is its redundancy.
 
2013-03-31 09:14:31 AM  

MusicMakeMyHeadPound: Glancing Blow: hubiestubert: Pretty much. I'm Irish-German-and Japanese

The result, obviously, of some crazy WW II eugenics program gone wrong.

I'm going to go with boy-meets-girl in America in the better half of the 20th Century, but you go ahead with your offensive warchild story.

/said the dark Norwegian


I keep forgetting the low intelligence of dark Norwegians; that congenital failure to grasp potential humor; the inherent bias to see everything through the light-deprived filter of their sad lives.
 
2013-03-31 09:19:14 AM  
something, something, something...

...sounds more like a Beer Hall Putz... amarite?

/got nothing
 
2013-03-31 09:21:45 AM  
There was a bar in Cbus called The Silent Woman; its sign featured a headless woman holding a mug of beer. Don't know if it's still around.
 
2013-03-31 09:26:36 AM  
Bullshiat. You earn it, you wear it.
 
2013-03-31 09:28:48 AM  
Is it next to the Cheap Jew tailor shop?
 
2013-03-31 09:31:27 AM  
jealous Irish?
 
2013-03-31 09:34:35 AM  

Shadowknight: But Councilman Pete Wall says the Chamber of Commerce and others have worked hard to make Oktoberfest a family festival,

Well, I think I see your problem right there, douchebag.  

/been to Munich's last year
//glad I didn't bring the kids


cant leave a single dollar on the table. Monetize everything. get those margins up. So what if you are doing great with the 21-40 crowd. There are kids and elderly at home with money to spend!
 
2013-03-31 09:35:19 AM  
Part of me is disgusted by the limp-wristed emo 'offended by everything' culture that's so prevalent these days, and that the apocalypse can't come soon enough.

The rest of me is delighted that we have such pussies to troll. Boo-hoo-hoo feelings.
 
2013-03-31 09:52:20 AM  
You can only be racist against the Blacks.

Maybe Latinos, too, as long as they vote the right way.
 
2013-03-31 09:55:07 AM  
EINE UNVERSCHÄMTHEIT!
 
2013-03-31 10:03:16 AM  
So Oktoberfest is meant to be a family friendly festival? I suppose pole dancing in that town is the ballet.
 
2013-03-31 10:08:17 AM  
Obligatory:
www.alcanthang.com
 
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