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(Click Orlando)   Woman poops in man's yard and then swims naked in her pool on her way to yell at Obama   ( divider line
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10851 clicks; posted to Main » on 31 Mar 2013 at 3:03 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-03-31 01:20:27 AM  
5 votes:
Oh Subby, quit making up stuff.


...saying she wanted to go to jail and that she was passing through Palm Bay on her way to Washington DC to yell at President Obama, according to the report.

Oh, ffs.

Sorry, Subs. Didn't see the Florida tag. All apologies. Carry on.
2013-03-31 12:00:13 AM  
3 votes:
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2013-03-31 05:44:38 AM  
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If the interstate ramp wasn't so inviting, maybe this wouldn't have happened.
2013-03-31 03:18:24 AM  
2 votes:
*clicks link*

If I see that swimming in my pool naked, I'm calling the National Guard, my therapist and a pool cleaner.
(in that order).
2013-03-31 03:07:15 AM  
2 votes:
2013-03-31 12:30:29 PM  
1 vote:
Anyone else see this?

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2013-03-31 07:00:31 AM  
1 vote:
I did a two-year tour in Palm Bay. I should get some sort of ribbon for that, like the Southwest Asia one but in green and orange.
2013-03-31 04:15:17 AM  
1 vote:
Anyone have her number? So far, she sounds saner than my last gf.
2013-03-31 04:13:26 AM  
1 vote:
The comments in the article are a great example of what Floridians are actually like.
2013-03-31 03:11:52 AM  
1 vote:
Mickey Rourke is not ageing well at all.
2013-03-31 03:09:47 AM  
1 vote:
2013-03-31 02:18:25 AM  
1 vote:
The Aristocrats!
2013-03-31 01:57:47 AM  
1 vote:
It's a man, baby!
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