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(Click Orlando)   Woman poops in man's yard and then swims naked in her pool on her way to yell at Obama   (clickorlando.com) divider line 58
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2013-03-31 12:00:13 AM
i36.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-31 01:20:27 AM
Oh Subby, quit making up stuff.

*click*

...saying she wanted to go to jail and that she was passing through Palm Bay on her way to Washington DC to yell at President Obama, according to the report.

Oh, ffs.

Sorry, Subs. Didn't see the Florida tag. All apologies. Carry on.
 
2013-03-31 01:57:47 AM
It's a man, baby!
 
2013-03-31 02:18:25 AM
The Aristocrats!
 
2013-03-31 03:07:15 AM
mom??
 
2013-03-31 03:08:04 AM
Did he go grieving, because he had so many possessions and was she looking forward to kindom of Heaven?

It being easter and stuff ...
 
2013-03-31 03:09:39 AM
Damn, that's a woman? My God, life must have been tough for her looking like that. Not trying to excuse her pooping behavior, but her life couldn't have been easy. Damn, just damn.
 
2013-03-31 03:09:47 AM
Dad?
 
2013-03-31 03:11:47 AM
Here's your Sign.  Wait, here's a few more, you'll probably lose some.
 
2013-03-31 03:11:52 AM
Mickey Rourke is not ageing well at all.
 
2013-03-31 03:14:19 AM
If it had been the home of German ex-pat, he would have proposed to her.
 
2013-03-31 03:17:11 AM
Poor thing.  She's obviously mentally ill.
 
2013-03-31 03:17:17 AM
Over in one.
 
2013-03-31 03:18:24 AM
*clicks link*

If I see that swimming in my pool naked, I'm calling the National Guard, my therapist and a pool cleaner.
(in that order).
 
2013-03-31 03:20:56 AM
And she had documents proving that she's the illegitimate daughter of Dwight Eisenhower.  Just heading for a family reunion with that Boulder couple.
 
2013-03-31 03:21:08 AM

MurphyMurphy: *clicks link*

If I see that swimming in my pool naked, I'm calling the National Guard, my therapist and a pool cleaner.
(in that order).


Clicks Funny and Smart.
 
2013-03-31 03:22:01 AM
.....forrrrrrrrrr me to poop on in!"
 
2013-03-31 03:25:37 AM
Whoa....
A notorious farker told me to watch that movie just about a year ago.

t1.gstatic.com

That woman does look like Burt Lancaster...
 
2013-03-31 03:28:24 AM
www.aceshowbiz.com
 
2013-03-31 03:28:43 AM
 
2013-03-31 03:31:15 AM

tuna fingers: Whoa....
A notorious farker told me to watch that movie just about a year ago.

[t1.gstatic.com image 300x168]

That woman does look like Burt Lancaster...


God damn...I just had to read that short story yet again for an English class.  I want to take a dump on John Cheever's desk.
 
2013-03-31 03:46:52 AM
Headline fix? She swam naked in his pool, not hers.
 
2013-03-31 03:54:16 AM
If there was ever a doubt about the need for a Florida all doubt was wiped away after reading some of the comments.
 
2013-03-31 04:13:26 AM
The comments in the article are a great example of what Floridians are actually like.
 
2013-03-31 04:15:17 AM
Anyone have her number? So far, she sounds saner than my last gf.
 
2013-03-31 04:22:27 AM

insertsnarkyusername: The comments in the article are a great example of what Floridians are actually like.


No.  It is a good example of what retarded ass clowns are ...  ... GOD DAMN IT!  I have to get out of this state.
 
2013-03-31 04:26:33 AM
i614.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-31 04:29:50 AM

Bucky Katt: It's a man, baby!


That IS a rather rough...and odd-looking 35...
Hope she got some help.  Sounds like there's more going on there than just homelessness.
 
2013-03-31 04:53:13 AM
Funny story: ten years later that woman was elected governor of Florida.
 
2013-03-31 05:44:38 AM
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If the interstate ramp wasn't so inviting, maybe this wouldn't have happened.
 
2013-03-31 05:53:11 AM
seems apropos

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2013-03-31 07:00:31 AM
I did a two-year tour in Palm Bay. I should get some sort of ribbon for that, like the Southwest Asia one but in green and orange.
 
2013-03-31 07:02:08 AM
sounds like a typical tea partier to  me
 
2013-03-31 07:22:33 AM
What is it about Palm Bay that makes people so...odd?
 
2013-03-31 07:32:36 AM
she cut the screen with a rock because the door was locked and she wanted to take a bath

Look like a Neanderthal, use the tools of a Neanderthal.
 
2013-03-31 08:27:59 AM
Yelled at Obama? Well . . . OK then.
 
2013-03-31 08:50:36 AM
So, are the wingnuts still fer proper psychiatric care to keep loonies and guns separated?  Or are they back to being agin it as zOMG SOOOOOOOOOCIALISM?
 
2013-03-31 09:01:35 AM
Did she sing the song of her people?
 
2013-03-31 09:09:31 AM

insertsnarkyusername: The comments in the article are a great example of what Floridians are actually like.


....wow. You weren't kidding. Those people are farking insane.
 
2013-03-31 09:11:09 AM

cyberspacedout: Headline fix? She swam naked in his pool, not hers.


When you crap on, in, or around something it becomes yours.
 
2013-03-31 09:42:08 AM
www.clickorlando.com
Thanks Obama
 
2013-03-31 09:51:30 AM

Lee Jackson Beauregard: So, are the wingnuts still fer proper psychiatric care to keep loonies and guns separated?  Or are they back to being agin it as zOMG SOOOOOOOOOCIALISM?


The bad grammars. Not sure what you are trying to say here... Didn't see any mention of guns when I read through.

/No guns were harmed or mistreated in the production of this article.
 
2013-03-31 09:52:24 AM

FlameDuck: Did he go grieving, because he had so many possessions and was she looking forward to kindom of Heaven?

It being easter and stuff ...


Saywhatnow?
 
2013-03-31 10:05:50 AM

Apos: .....forrrrrrrrrr me to poop on in!"


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Approves.
 
2013-03-31 10:19:27 AM
New GOP 2016 front-runner?
 
2013-03-31 10:22:55 AM

Uberdeity: insertsnarkyusername: The comments in the article are a great example of what Floridians are actually like.

No.  It is a good example of what retarded ass clowns are ...  ... GOD DAMN IT!  I have to get out of this state.


Best comment ever: When she bathed in the pool, did she wash her behind?
 
2013-03-31 11:15:57 AM

Hobodeluxe: [www.clickorlando.com image 640x360]
Thanks Obama


This is what a Deluxe Hobo looks like?
 
2013-03-31 11:35:45 AM
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Mickey Rooney's Crazy Pills!
 
2013-03-31 12:30:29 PM
Anyone else see this?

www.clickorlando.com
www.nypost.com
 
2013-03-31 12:33:30 PM

Tentacle: Did she sing the song of her people?


Hurr...durr...
 
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