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2013-03-31 01:17:13 AM  
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2013-03-30 11:28:07 PM  
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quatchi: Chicks who make false paternity claims need to learn it's not a good idea and can have some serious consequences.

I approve of MJ going full court press on this gal's shenanigans.


THIS.

I am in favor of ALL births in a hospital being a required DNA test to list a father on the birth certificate.

Noone loses except lying, cheating, scumbag whore women.

If a women gives birth and either refuses the DNA test or the 'father' isn't....the mother is listed solely on the birth cert and the male in question is NOT on the hook for alimony/child support.
2013-03-31 11:25:25 AM  
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ongbok: Fallout Boy: She dropped the case a long time ago, and since she is most likely just a working-class broad, suing her is an incredibly heartless and classless thing to do.

So yeah, sounds like the MJ we all know and love.

It's not heartless. Even though she dropped the case, that doesn't stop her from going around doing interviews claiming that he is the father. Suing her will.


Not to mention that it's important to establish a precedent of there being an opportunity cost associated with attempting to bilk a guy for money. If women see that going after a celeb for child support is a win = $$$$$$, lose = nothing prospect, they will have absolutely no reason not to try it over and over again. If the system is set so that win = $$$$$, lose = -$$$$$, they won't try to pull a stunt unless they know it's legit. Jordan doesn't need this woman's five hundred dollars. He needs all women to know that the price of falsely accusing him is five hundred dollars.
2013-03-31 11:06:06 AM  
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Slightly off-topic not-so CSB: I was channel-surfing earlier this week and caught a bit of a daytime talk show. The host, Wendy Williams iirc, was talking about Jordan's pre-nup with his wife. So Wendy says something along the lines of "have his kid before you divorce so you get alimony AND child support" and the audience cheered.

WTF is wrong with people?
2013-03-31 12:27:28 AM  
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Fallout Boy: She dropped the case a long time ago, and since she is most likely just a working-class broad, suing her is an incredibly heartless and classless thing to do.

So yeah, sounds like the MJ we all know and love.


It's not heartless. Even though she dropped the case, that doesn't stop her from going around doing interviews claiming that he is the father. Suing her will.
2013-03-31 12:22:20 AM  
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She dropped the case a long time ago, and since she is most likely just a working-class broad, suing her is an incredibly heartless and classless thing to do.

So yeah, sounds like the MJ we all know and love.
2013-03-31 12:22:20 AM  
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Lando Lincoln: xaks: Noone loses except lying, cheating, scumbag whore women.

Not true. Imagine a husband and a son going their whole lives believing that they are truly father and son, and they have a wonderful relationship for as long as they know each other. The mom slept with someone else, but she doesn't know for a fact who the father is, and she never got the son tested. Would the father and son be better off knowing for sure? Would they be better off knowing that someone else could be the father? Not necessarily.


He's not saying do it years later. He says to do it at the time of birth.
2013-03-31 12:20:38 AM  
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If it prevents him from thinking about suiting up for the Bobcats, I'm all for this.
2013-03-30 11:21:40 PM  
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BarkingUnicorn: It's not worth the trouble to fark with anyone who's HIV+


He was magically infected?
 
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