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2013-03-30 07:03:13 PM
Good. I hope this is painful and embarrassing for her.
 
MBK [TotalFark]
2013-03-30 07:39:01 PM

ongbok: Good. I hope this is painful and embarrassing for her.


Yeah, and it'll prevent others from trying the same thing.  It was probably his lawyers that told him to do this, but yeah, people have reps to protect and they'll do anything to protect it.
 
2013-03-30 08:21:23 PM
He should walk away from this. It's not important enough to take up time and money.
 
2013-03-30 10:08:46 PM

VelcroFez: He should walk away from this. It's not important enough to take up time and money.


It's the principle of the thing.  And the fact that you don't fark with Michael Jordan.

//not subbywww.wisdomportal.com
 
2013-03-30 10:48:17 PM
Chicks who make false paternity claims need to learn it's not a good idea and can have some serious consequences.

I approve of MJ going full court press on this gal's shenanigans.
 
2013-03-30 11:14:43 PM
It's not worth the trouble to fark with anyone who's HIV+
 
2013-03-30 11:21:40 PM

BarkingUnicorn: It's not worth the trouble to fark with anyone who's HIV+


He was magically infected?
 
2013-03-30 11:24:20 PM
Jordan desperately wants to win at SOMEthing again. Lord knows he's not going to get that feeling with the Bobcats.
 
2013-03-30 11:25:41 PM
This seems like a pretty big gamble on his part
 
2013-03-30 11:27:11 PM
Michael Jordan == The Zohan
 
2013-03-30 11:28:07 PM

quatchi: Chicks who make false paternity claims need to learn it's not a good idea and can have some serious consequences.

I approve of MJ going full court press on this gal's shenanigans.


THIS.

I am in favor of ALL births in a hospital being a required DNA test to list a father on the birth certificate.

Noone loses except lying, cheating, scumbag whore women.

If a women gives birth and either refuses the DNA test or the 'father' isn't....the mother is listed solely on the birth cert and the male in question is NOT on the hook for alimony/child support.
 
2013-03-30 11:39:23 PM

xaks: quatchi: Chicks who make false paternity claims need to learn it's not a good idea and can have some serious consequences.

I approve of MJ going full court press on this gal's shenanigans.

THIS.

I am in favor of ALL births in a hospital being a required DNA test to list a father on the birth certificate.

Noone loses except lying, cheating, scumbag whore women.

If a women gives birth and either refuses the DNA test or the 'father' isn't....the mother is listed solely on the birth cert and the male in question is NOT on the hook for alimony/child support.


Her ex husband had already been determined to legally the father years ago. This was just an attempt by her at a quick payday thinking Jordan would pay her to go away.

You really got to feel bad for her son in all this having his mother drag him through all of this.
 
2013-03-30 11:41:21 PM

VelcroFez: He should walk away from this. It's not important enough to take up time and money.


No actually he shouldn't.

It's been a common occurrence for women, especially in the African American society to claim, "aww fark DAT, he knocked me up", and stick some schmuck with the tab.

Hell, I won't even be racist with it because it wasn't meant to be...crazy white broads, Asians, Hispanics...hell even biatches who live in an igloo always tryin' to get a mofo's cash.

I've been to MJ's house here in Jupiter, and he's doin shiat right.

Fark some stagnant ass crazy cum gargler who's gonna screw that up. Bear's Club ain't cheap.
 
2013-03-30 11:55:13 PM

xaks: Noone loses except lying, cheating, scumbag whore women.


Not true. Imagine a husband and a son going their whole lives believing that they are truly father and son, and they have a wonderful relationship for as long as they know each other. The mom slept with someone else, but she doesn't know for a fact who the father is, and she never got the son tested. Would the father and son be better off knowing for sure? Would they be better off knowing that someone else could be the father? Not necessarily.
 
2013-03-31 12:20:38 AM
If it prevents him from thinking about suiting up for the Bobcats, I'm all for this.
 
2013-03-31 12:22:20 AM

Lando Lincoln: xaks: Noone loses except lying, cheating, scumbag whore women.

Not true. Imagine a husband and a son going their whole lives believing that they are truly father and son, and they have a wonderful relationship for as long as they know each other. The mom slept with someone else, but she doesn't know for a fact who the father is, and she never got the son tested. Would the father and son be better off knowing for sure? Would they be better off knowing that someone else could be the father? Not necessarily.


He's not saying do it years later. He says to do it at the time of birth.
 
2013-03-31 12:22:20 AM
She dropped the case a long time ago, and since she is most likely just a working-class broad, suing her is an incredibly heartless and classless thing to do.

So yeah, sounds like the MJ we all know and love.
 
2013-03-31 12:27:28 AM

Fallout Boy: She dropped the case a long time ago, and since she is most likely just a working-class broad, suing her is an incredibly heartless and classless thing to do.

So yeah, sounds like the MJ we all know and love.


It's not heartless. Even though she dropped the case, that doesn't stop her from going around doing interviews claiming that he is the father. Suing her will.
 
2013-03-31 12:28:55 AM

Lando Lincoln: xaks: Noone loses except lying, cheating, scumbag whore women.

Not true. Imagine a husband and a son going their whole lives believing that they are truly father and son, and they have a wonderful relationship for as long as they know each other. The mom slept with someone else, but she doesn't know for a fact who the father is, and she never got the son tested. Would the father and son be better off knowing for sure? Would they be better off knowing that someone else could be the father? Not necessarily.


To avoid some possibly tragic health issues, its always best to know who your daddy is.
 
2013-03-31 12:34:40 AM

ongbok: Fallout Boy: She dropped the case a long time ago, and since she is most likely just a working-class broad, suing her is an incredibly heartless and classless thing to do.

So yeah, sounds like the MJ we all know and love.

It's not heartless. Even though she dropped the case, that doesn't stop her from going around doing interviews claiming that he is the father. Suing her will.


I haven't seen her in any interviews claiming that he is a father, so I am not going to argue with you and your hypothetical and imaginary scenario.

And even if she plans on doing so, the fact that she has dropped the case alone will discredit any interviews that she will be doing.
 
2013-03-31 12:43:05 AM

Fallout Boy: ongbok: Fallout Boy: She dropped the case a long time ago, and since she is most likely just a working-class broad, suing her is an incredibly heartless and classless thing to do.

So yeah, sounds like the MJ we all know and love.

It's not heartless. Even though she dropped the case, that doesn't stop her from going around doing interviews claiming that he is the father. Suing her will.

I haven't seen her in any interviews claiming that he is a father, so I am not going to argue with you and your hypothetical and imaginary scenario.

And even if she plans on doing so, the fact that she has dropped the case alone will discredit any interviews that she will be doing.


She was doing interviews when she first made the accusation. And you know damn well just because she dropped the suit doesn't mean that some people will stop believing her. And because of those people there will be others that will be willing to pay her for interviews and will keep this story alive.

If you want an example of this happening just look at the porn star who claimed Tiger Woods was the father of her child. Even though the paternity of the child was determined years before, people still believed that he was the father and that story would not die for months
 
2013-03-31 12:47:59 AM

Lando Lincoln: Would the father and son be better off knowing for sure?


Yes, they would. As others have said, if for no other reason than future health concerns. And, simply providing DNA does not make one a father.
 
2013-03-31 12:56:22 AM

xaks: quatchi: Chicks who make false paternity claims need to learn it's not a good idea and can have some serious consequences.

I approve of MJ going full court press on this gal's shenanigans.

THIS.

I am in favor of ALL births in a hospital being a required DNA test to list a father on the birth certificate.

Noone loses except lying, cheating, scumbag whore women.

If a women gives birth and either refuses the DNA test or the 'father' isn't....the mother is listed solely on the birth cert and the male in question is NOT on the hook for alimony/child support.


Somebody watches a little too much Maury Povitch.

Aaaand xacks is not the father...

biatch I told you.  *xax does the not the father dance
 
2013-03-31 01:00:36 AM

Fallout Boy: She dropped the case a long time ago, and since she is most likely just a working-class broad, suing her is an incredibly heartless and classless thing to do.

So yeah, sounds like the MJ we all know and love.


Didn't you hear his HOF induction speech?  It's not like he's a vindictive and insecure prick.
 
2013-03-31 01:01:38 AM

elguerodiablo: xaks: quatchi: Chicks who make false paternity claims need to learn it's not a good idea and can have some serious consequences.

I approve of MJ going full court press on this gal's shenanigans.

THIS.

I am in favor of ALL births in a hospital being a required DNA test to list a father on the birth certificate.

Noone loses except lying, cheating, scumbag whore women.

If a women gives birth and either refuses the DNA test or the 'father' isn't....the mother is listed solely on the birth cert and the male in question is NOT on the hook for alimony/child support.

Somebody watches a little too much Maury Povitch.

Aaaand xacks is not the father...

biatch I told you.  *xax does the not the father dance


Of course he's not the boy's father, look at the turn ups on his jeans!
 
2013-03-31 01:08:23 AM
The man single-handedly saved this planet from alien monsters, I think he can handle one lawsuit
 
2013-03-31 01:17:13 AM
 
2013-03-31 01:50:36 AM

Fallout Boy: She dropped the case a long time ago, and since she is most likely just a working-class broad, suing her is an incredibly heartless and classless thing to do.

So yeah, sounds like the MJ we all know and love.


Sounds like you're a retard.
 
2013-03-31 01:55:14 AM

TheManofPA: The man single-handedly saved this planet from alien monsters, I think he can handle one lawsuit


Not while wearing a Wizards uni.
 
2013-03-31 07:14:04 AM
Judging from the details of this case, unless he sues her for a pack of Newports, he's not going to see a dime of any money the suit calls for.  Just more wasted time and wasted money on lawyers.
 
2013-03-31 07:16:45 AM

TheManofPA: The man single-handedly saved this planet from alien monsters, I think he can handle one lawsuit


Not to mention he also fought crime alongside Bo Jackson and Wayne Gretzky.
 
2013-03-31 07:43:41 AM

Tsar_Bomba1: He's still an asshole.


I don't know what the hell a Chamillionare is. I think it's one of those Justin Bieber things. ie One of those plastic thingies at the end of a shoelace. But here's Chamillionare talking about when he met Michael Jordan:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4ZQERHL6ow

I know that you shouldn't believe anything you read on teh intertubes, but I have never heard a single nice comment about Michael Jordan from anyone who has met him. Ask him for an autograph and you get told to go and fark yourself. OTOH, I've heard nothing but good things about Shaquille O'Neal.. Apparently that guy is as down to earth as you could imagine, and is never anything but awesome.
 
2013-03-31 08:38:42 AM
Go get her!
 
2013-03-31 09:55:22 AM

Trapper439: Tsar_Bomba1: He's still an asshole.

I don't know what the hell a Chamillionare is. I think it's one of those Justin Bieber things. ie One of those plastic thingies at the end of a shoelace. But here's Chamillionare talking about when he met Michael Jordan:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4ZQERHL6ow

I know that you shouldn't believe anything you read on teh intertubes, but I have never heard a single nice comment about Michael Jordan from anyone who has met him. Ask him for an autograph and you get told to go and fark yourself. OTOH, I've heard nothing but good things about Shaquille O'Neal.. Apparently that guy is as down to earth as you could imagine, and is never anything but awesome.


chamillionaire seems like a pretty ok dude from that story though. think he did the "riding dirty" song that played at my gym all the time in 2007 but dunno what else.

/ gotta be at the gym in 26 minutes
 
2013-03-31 09:56:16 AM
Wow, Air sure is quick to prosecute anybody who makes a false claim about him!

So, why has he never sued those claiming he bet on basketball games?
 
2013-03-31 10:14:46 AM

Trapper439: Ask him for an autograph and you get told to go and fark yourself.


That is not true.
 
2013-03-31 11:06:06 AM
Slightly off-topic not-so CSB: I was channel-surfing earlier this week and caught a bit of a daytime talk show. The host, Wendy Williams iirc, was talking about Jordan's pre-nup with his wife. So Wendy says something along the lines of "have his kid before you divorce so you get alimony AND child support" and the audience cheered.

WTF is wrong with people?
 
2013-03-31 11:25:25 AM

ongbok: Fallout Boy: She dropped the case a long time ago, and since she is most likely just a working-class broad, suing her is an incredibly heartless and classless thing to do.

So yeah, sounds like the MJ we all know and love.

It's not heartless. Even though she dropped the case, that doesn't stop her from going around doing interviews claiming that he is the father. Suing her will.


Not to mention that it's important to establish a precedent of there being an opportunity cost associated with attempting to bilk a guy for money. If women see that going after a celeb for child support is a win = $$$$$$, lose = nothing prospect, they will have absolutely no reason not to try it over and over again. If the system is set so that win = $$$$$, lose = -$$$$$, they won't try to pull a stunt unless they know it's legit. Jordan doesn't need this woman's five hundred dollars. He needs all women to know that the price of falsely accusing him is five hundred dollars.
 
2013-03-31 11:26:06 AM

teto85: VelcroFez: He should walk away from this. It's not important enough to take up time and money.

It's the principle of the thing.  And the fact that you don't fark with Michael Jordan.

//not subby[www.wisdomportal.com image 346x500]


Yeah..just ask his dad.
 
rka
2013-03-31 01:07:23 PM

Trapper439: but I have never heard a single nice comment about Michael Jordan from anyone who has met him.


Did you read Wright Thompson's ESPN article on him? Plenty of people say nice things about him. But plenty of people see that he still has some of what drove him on the court.

People just are mad because Jordan didn't ride off into the sunset at his HoF ceremony giving everyone a schmaltzy fuzzy ride back down nostalgia lane. That's what we expect from athletes on that day. We'll forgive someone being an asshole while they are playing for the most part, but the day they walk off that court they're supposed to turn into your kindly uncle or grandfather figure and tell stories of the good old days and be mentors or whatnot.

Most of the truly greats are assholes or at least they don't go out of their way to pretend to be something they are not. Kareem, Wilt, even Bill Russell is known to be prickly. Bird. Montana. Jordan. Favre. Nolan Ryan.

Guys like Barkley and Shaq are the exceptions.
 
2013-03-31 01:08:08 PM
This is like that lady in the 90's who MJ was having an affair with... Rather than submit to her blackmailing demands when she threatened disclosure, MJ instead admitted the whole thing to his wife, and then sent the Feds after the lady for extortion.
 
2013-03-31 04:01:52 PM

Subdue their bellies: Slightly off-topic not-so CSB: I was channel-surfing earlier this week and caught a bit of a daytime talk show. The host, Wendy Williams iirc, was talking about Jordan's pre-nup with his wife. So Wendy says something along the lines of "have his kid before you divorce so you get alimony AND child support" and the audience cheered.

WTF is wrong with people?


Wendy Williams is a shock jock coont. Just another leech who will do anything to get ratings in a competitive environment full of people more competent than her.
 
2013-03-31 04:53:27 PM
MJ probably is continuing the suit to make sure that this never happens again.
 
2013-04-01 10:12:50 AM

qsblues: unless he sues her for a pack of Newports


100s?
 
2013-04-01 03:54:32 PM
You know who else you didn't fark with?

creativejamie.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-04-01 03:55:42 PM

SkylineRecords: Subdue their bellies: Slightly off-topic not-so CSB: I was channel-surfing earlier this week and caught a bit of a daytime talk show. The host, Wendy Williams iirc, was talking about Jordan's pre-nup with his wife. So Wendy says something along the lines of "have his kid before you divorce so you get alimony AND child support" and the audience cheered.

WTF is wrong with people?

Wendy Williams is a shock jock coont. Just another leech who will do anything to get ratings in a competitive environment full of people more competent than her.


Aunt Viv? Is that you?

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/live-feed/fresh-prince-mom-slams-we nd y-430377
 
2013-04-02 03:10:07 PM

rufus-t-firefly: You know who else you didn't fark with?

[creativejamie.files.wordpress.com image 850x1133]


I sincerely believe Jordan is so egotistical he believed that only he could bring back the Hitler
 
2013-04-02 04:09:09 PM

Crewmannumber6: rufus-t-firefly: You know who else you didn't fark with?

[creativejamie.files.wordpress.com image 850x1133]

I sincerely believe Jordan is so egotistical he believed that only he could bring back the Hitler


You sound Clevelandish.
 
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