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(Uproxx)   20 Things More Likely To Happen Than North Korea Nuking The U.S   (smokingsection.uproxx.com) divider line 114
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2013-03-30 08:33:12 PM
I now pronounce this link deslidefied!
 
2013-03-30 09:27:07 PM
My winning the lottery I don't have a ticket for, tonight?
 
2013-03-30 09:56:20 PM

alwaysjaded: I now pronounce this link deslidefied!


Thanks.
 
2013-03-30 10:06:22 PM
21. FARKers get laid.
 
2013-03-30 10:24:06 PM
Hmm, looks like there's a reason "people finding any of this funny" didn't make the list.
 
2013-03-30 10:54:35 PM

Baldrick's Cunning Plan: alwaysjaded: I now pronounce this link deslidefied!

Thanks.


it wasnt that interesting of an article/headline to start with. Then I saw it was a slideshow? forget it. even deslided
 
2013-03-30 11:10:07 PM
If "Subby getting laid" isn't on there, I'll still worry.
 
2013-03-30 11:21:32 PM
ok i should have come in here before clicking... the first slide is so dumb
 
2013-03-30 11:51:55 PM
1. Slideshows
 
2013-03-30 11:57:30 PM
[Actually views slideshow]

Wow.

Dat's wasis,
 
2013-03-31 12:00:49 AM
Making a clever list of things more likely to happen than North Korea nuking the US strangely absent.
 
2013-03-31 12:05:47 AM
Smanging Sofia Vergara

I must be old, because I have no idea what that word means.
 
2013-03-31 12:07:21 AM
That list was very successful and attractive.
 
2013-03-31 12:07:23 AM
You know, its rare that I read something from fark so unfunny as to actually make me angry to have wasted 3 minutes. But there you have it, my easter gift from fark.
 
2013-03-31 12:08:41 AM
Uproxx - the next Fark.com Sponsored Partner Links.
 
2013-03-31 12:09:59 AM
Sure this isn't just a list of random rappers?
 
2013-03-31 12:11:30 AM
Look, sue me, but the Bille Dee Williams line was funny.
 
2013-03-31 12:11:41 AM
Slide show...

data.whicdn.com
 
2013-03-31 12:12:03 AM

alwaysjaded: I now pronounce this link deslidefied!


I closed the original article and came here with hope your post existed.  Thanks!
 
2013-03-31 12:12:59 AM
Well, that was tarded.
 
2013-03-31 12:17:39 AM

JosephFinn: Look, sue me, but the Bille Dee Williams line was funny.


I'm going to need some contact information for your lawyer.
 
2013-03-31 12:18:04 AM
Did I actually get the Ja Rule/50 Cent bit of comedy?
 
2013-03-31 12:19:22 AM

bluorangefyre: Did I actually get the Ja Rule/50 Cent bit of comedy?



No.
 
2013-03-31 12:23:05 AM

fusillade762: Smanging Sofia Vergara

I must be old, because I have no idea what that word means.


Smanging: the fusion of smashing and banging born in the catalyst of aggressive farking.

In other words, it's completely meaningless made up crap.
 
2013-03-31 12:23:18 AM
That was so insightful and witty - great list. Found myself nodding my head in agreement at every slide. Oh wait. That's not true. It was terrible and dull. The person who wrote it should read this post, and feel horrible. First they will think I liked it, and then their hopes are crushed by my bitter disapproval! Then, if my plans work out right, they will live out the rest of their existence on a daily balance of antidepressants, anxiolytics and lithium, until one day it all becomes just too much and they have to beg an understanding relative for airfare so they can make their way to Switzerland where Dignitas can put them out of my misery.
 
2013-03-31 12:24:09 AM
I didn't get it, probably because it was full of black people I don't know.
 
2013-03-31 12:28:10 AM
This has to go up as the worst greenlight of the year, maybe the century.
 
2013-03-31 12:28:14 AM

alwaysjaded: I now pronounce this link deslidefied!


Don't bother, it's a really dumb list. At least it's correct in that NK won't be nuking us (or South Korea) any time soon.
 
2013-03-31 12:29:51 AM

3rdtimearound: That was so insightful and witty - great list. Found myself nodding my head in agreement at every slide. Oh wait. That's not true. It was terrible and dull. The person who wrote it should read this post, and feel horrible. First they will think I liked it, and then their hopes are crushed by my bitter disapproval! Then, if my plans work out right, they will live out the rest of their existence on a daily balance of antidepressants, anxiolytics and lithium, until one day it all becomes just too much and they have to beg an understanding relative for airfare so they can make their way to Switzerland where Dignitas can put them out of my misery.


I lol'd then nodded in agreement
 
2013-03-31 12:30:32 AM
fark So Lonely Jr., anyone in charge of pressing the big button should have a calm head and a quiet mouth. but hey for all I know we're just fed alarmist propaganda. i'm not over there, you're not over there, we don't sit in on their meetings. news churners do seem to like scaring the shiat out of the USA public on a steady eddy basis.
 
2013-03-31 12:32:01 AM

oukewldave: Sure this isn't just a list of random rappers?


Leonardo DiCaprio is a rapper now?
 
2013-03-31 12:35:42 AM
Wait is this a black thing?
 
2013-03-31 12:35:58 AM
How about things less likely?

* Cracked.com publishing an article on a single page
* Gizmodo.com publishing 100% original material
* FarkTV making a comeback

...
 
2013-03-31 12:36:16 AM
Number 15 (Sallie Mae forgiving student loan debt) just needs happen regardless of whether or not North Korea has nukes. Imagine what it would do for the economy...
 
2013-03-31 12:38:56 AM
Christ, the slippery slope this site is on is getting steeper and more slippery by the day. What a gargantuan pile of crap.
 
2013-03-31 12:39:11 AM

ArcadianRefugee: How about things less likely?

* Cracked.com publishing an article on a single page
* Gizmodo.com publishing 100% original material
* FarkTV making a comeback

...


It was almost funnier than the entire slideshow. Except, for the love of Cthulhu, don't joke about FarkTV coming back. That's just not cool.
 
2013-03-31 12:40:07 AM

neongoats: You know, its rare that I read something from fark so unfunny as to actually make me angry to have wasted 3 minutes. But there you have it, my easter gift from fark.


The funny interns got Good Friday off for being funny.
 
2013-03-31 12:40:32 AM
If NK does nuke us, we deserve it after that shiatshow....er...slideshow.
 
2013-03-31 12:41:54 AM

BarkingUnicorn: neongoats: You know, its rare that I read something from fark so unfunny as to actually make me angry to have wasted 3 minutes. But there you have it, my easter gift from fark.

The funny interns got Good Friday off for being funny.


shiat dude, they don't have to BE funny. Just recognize funny when they see it.
 
2013-03-31 12:43:07 AM
It's hard to take Best Korea seriously when you've seen those "Squirrel and Hedgehog" propaganda cartoons they've been putting out. The fine upstanding citizens have been having a field day drawing fan art of "WOLFMURRICA!" (the American bad guys in the cartoon are portrayed as wolves) and have latched onto "Lt. Fox Vixen" as if she were the new Derpy.

rule34-data-002.paheal.net
 
2013-03-31 12:43:22 AM
Oodles of debt? NELLY'S GAY??
 
2013-03-31 12:44:32 AM
How many times does N Korea get to make threats before we pre-emptively carpet bomb Pyongyang?  If a real country made those kinds of gestures, wouldn't we respond?
 
2013-03-31 12:45:12 AM
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2013-03-31 12:45:24 AM

TV's Vinnie: It's hard to take Best Korea seriously when you've seen those "Squirrel and Hedgehog" propaganda cartoons they've been putting out. The fine upstanding citizens have been having a field day drawing fan art of "WOLFMURRICA!" (the American bad guys in the cartoon are portrayed as wolves) and have latched onto "Lt. Fox Vixen" as if she were the new Derpy.

[rule34-data-002.paheal.net image 588x729]


It's like really reallllly shiatty Winger art, with added propoganda!
 
2013-03-31 12:46:37 AM
If I have hot sex with Sophia Vergara (or how ever she spells her name) and Billie Dee Williams is standing outside the hotel room to high five me, then yeah, nuke the nation because there isn't shiat left for me to do that could top it.
 
2013-03-31 12:48:49 AM

wambu: 21. FARKers get laid.


22. China nukes NK and everyone pretends NK accidentally did it to themselves.
 
2013-03-31 12:51:39 AM
I love nothing better than a poorly written slideshow. Seriously, I'd much rather have nothing.
 
2013-03-31 12:52:14 AM
I'm not part of the TF super-race, so I'm kinda over here wondering how stuff like this gets greenlighted. Anyway care to shed some light?
 
2013-03-31 12:52:57 AM
Kim Jung Un knows how to throw a party. Of course his version is when the cops(U.S.A) breaks down the door, they help fix up the place.

Oh and since its Sunday Sunday Sundayyyyy.

i.imgur.com
 
2013-03-31 12:54:05 AM
That list might be funny if I actually understood the many rap references.
 
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