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(Gothamist)   Twenty-two-year-old Manhattan woman sues 73-year-old boss for grabbing her crotch and saying "I can't wait to eat it." Bonus: boss' business partner tells her not to worry because "his penis doesn't work"   (gothamist.com) divider line 161
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2013-03-30 04:37:01 PM
I think we would all like to know if indeed she has a 'big butt'
 
2013-03-30 04:47:09 PM
Wow, and here I thought my pickup lines were bad.
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-03-30 05:27:33 PM
Gonzalez called cops after that crotch-grabbing incident, which occurred in March 2012; Simon pleaded guilty in 2012 to one count of misdemeanor sexual abuse, but wasn't given any jail time or forced to register as a sex offender.

I read a story like that a couple years ago. I think the groper and gropee worked at a car dealership. What made it newsworthy was, although the New York judge said he didn't have to register he moved to Massachusetts where he was charged with criminal failure to register.
 
2013-03-30 06:48:47 PM
It's strange to think that the picture they chose for her has her wearing a glowstick halo
 
2013-03-30 07:09:40 PM
Jesus Christ if I had a lady who looked that good who worked for me I would have trouble not keeping my hands off of her.

I understand his predicament, but dude, its not right. You have a brain. Use it. If she says no that means no.
 
2013-03-30 08:35:52 PM
It's guys like these who give dirty old men a bad name.
 
2013-03-30 08:39:30 PM
That's no way to give head in this business, Grandpa Pervy. Bake him away, toys!

www.doletown.com
 
2013-03-30 08:44:41 PM
He constantly made comments about her body, calling it "voluptuous" and "chesty," and telling her she had a "big butt." And he allegedly made her model new clothes for him, and told her she needed to do "whatever it takes" to get a promotion.

I hate him already.
 
2013-03-30 09:24:13 PM
www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk

"CUNNILINGUS DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY!"
 
2013-03-30 09:35:23 PM
Much like his brain, apparently.
 
2013-03-30 09:43:28 PM
She's cute, but what's with the excessively complicated earrings?
 
2013-03-30 10:00:59 PM

Gulper Eel: She's cute, but what's with the excessively complicated earrings?


She's 22. It's NY?
 
2013-03-30 10:09:08 PM
He's gay and thought she was a tranny. Next . . .
 
2013-03-30 10:12:22 PM
i45.tinypic.com

Was that wrong?  Should I not have done that?
 
2013-03-30 10:31:54 PM
ewwww just ewww
 
2013-03-30 10:54:51 PM
lulz at "crotch-grope."
 
2013-03-30 10:57:03 PM
Also, after reviewing her photograph...

I would grope her cr-...oh. OH. Yeah, that's basically the same thing, huh?
 
2013-03-30 10:57:36 PM
If someone grabbed my crotch I don't think that it would result in me being unable to walk down the street or obtain future employment.  Sounds like she has some much bigger mental issues.
 
2013-03-30 10:58:57 PM
73 years old

ewwwwwwwwwwwww
 
2013-03-30 10:59:17 PM
Ladies ya haven't lived till ya have had a sloppy gum job
 
2013-03-30 11:00:22 PM
But in her lawsuit, Gonzalez claims there was plenty of other harassment going on: when she interviewed for the job, she says Simon asked her whether she had a boyfriend and how she felt about abortions.

And yet, she took the job. She doesn't deserve to win her case. What a stupid biatch.
 
2013-03-30 11:00:30 PM
FTFA: "when she interviewed for the job, she says Simon asked her whether she had a boyfriend and how she felt about abortions."

And a big dollar sign appeared in her head.

1/ Ignore warning signs and take job,put up with creepy old perv for a few months
2/ Call cops
3/ ??? (Random settlement or go to court)
4/ Profit
 
2013-03-30 11:02:44 PM

cman: You have a brain. Use it.


At what age does their brain start to go?
 
2013-03-30 11:03:00 PM

Gulper Eel: She's cute, but what's with the excessively complicated earrings?


And what's that plastic hoop around her head?
 
2013-03-30 11:03:08 PM

gweilo8888: FTFA: "when she interviewed for the job, she says Simon asked her whether she had a boyfriend and how she felt about abortions."

And a big dollar sign appeared in her head.

1/ Ignore warning signs and take job,put up with creepy old perv for a few months
2/ Call cops
3/ ??? (Random settlement or go to court)
4/ Profit


At least she was told that his peener didn't work, otherwise we might be looking at rape accu$ations.
 
2013-03-30 11:03:44 PM

whatshisname: Gulper Eel: She's cute, but what's with the excessively complicated earrings?

And what's that plastic hoop around her head?


And the French maid outfit.
 
2013-03-30 11:04:01 PM
Like my grandmother use to say, "If you can't get it up, you can't get it out".
 
2013-03-30 11:04:48 PM
Sounds like, 'I'm going to be dead any day now, so why the fark not', syndrome.
 
2013-03-30 11:07:14 PM
I have to wonder if the old man was always like this.  It seems as though with 73 years on the earth someone else would sent him to jail if this behavior was normal.
 
2013-03-30 11:07:33 PM
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Colonel Angus?!
 
2013-03-30 11:07:50 PM

Silly Jesus: If someone grabbed my crotch I don't think that it would result in me being unable to walk down the street or obtain future employment.  Sounds like she has some much bigger mental issues.


Maybe her sole qualification is her big butt, and they're aren't any other pervy (but less threatening) old men in her area willing to hire her based on it?

That's not really fair to her that the one who did hire her solely for her butt sexually harassed her, is it?

Not fair to her, or to her butt.
 
2013-03-30 11:08:13 PM
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2013-03-30 11:08:21 PM

sendtodave: cman: You have a brain. Use it.

At what age does their brain start to go?


If you're honest with yourself, 35. If you have Middle-Aged Delusional Syndrome, you get smarter and better and faster the older you get.
 
2013-03-30 11:09:34 PM
She liked it.
 
2013-03-30 11:10:19 PM
I wonder if she's kosher.
 
2013-03-30 11:11:30 PM
He should have been less subtle.
 
2013-03-30 11:11:58 PM

Atomic Spunk: But in her lawsuit, Gonzalez claims there was plenty of other harassment going on: when she interviewed for the job, she says Simon asked her whether she had a boyfriend and how she felt about abortions.

And yet, she took the job. She doesn't deserve to win her case. What a stupid biatch.


She's gonna sue and win an deserve too.

Old guy wants to abuse his position to pressure an employee into sex gets no condemnation from you but the girl is the real villain in this piece?

You and SJ should go bowling some time.

Get matching shirts.
 
2013-03-30 11:12:36 PM

whatshisname: Gulper Eel: She's cute, but what's with the excessively complicated earrings?

And what's that plastic hoop around her head?


A handle.

What?
 
2013-03-30 11:12:52 PM

jaytkay: 73 years old

ewwwwwwwwwwwww


i'm wondering if there isn't some dementia/alzheimers happening here...
 
2013-03-30 11:14:08 PM
Sounds like he needs to be at the gym in 26 minutes.
 
2013-03-30 11:14:42 PM

quatchi: Atomic Spunk: But in her lawsuit, Gonzalez claims there was plenty of other harassment going on: when she interviewed for the job, she says Simon asked her whether she had a boyfriend and how she felt about abortions.

And yet, she took the job. She doesn't deserve to win her case. What a stupid biatch.

She's gonna sue and win an deserve too.

Old guy wants to abuse his position to pressure an employee into sex gets no condemnation from you but the girl is the real villain in this piece?

You and SJ should go bowling some time.

Get matching shirts.


He tried to use his position to pressure her into sex?
 
2013-03-30 11:14:49 PM
Thank you Subby for not calling her "cute."

Because that would have been a lie.

/guess options are limited at 73.
 
2013-03-30 11:16:11 PM

dopekitty74: jaytkay: 73 years old

ewwwwwwwwwwwww

i'm wondering if there isn't some dementia/alzheimers happening here...


Na.... it sounds more like someone had a bad reaction to an extreme enema.
 
2013-03-30 11:17:32 PM

brimed03: Thank you Subby for not calling her "cute."

Because that would have been a lie.

/guess options are limited at 73.


Her hips don't lie.
 
2013-03-30 11:18:33 PM

Silly Jesus: He tried to use his position to pressure her into sex?


No, he wanted her to join the company Softball League and grabbing her crotch and telling her he wanted to eat her was code for that.

And it was really more "abuse" his position as employer that "use" to be technical about it.
 
2013-03-30 11:20:10 PM
Oh come on. Who among us hasn't kissed the breasts and hips of our voluptuous female subordinates? I fail to see the problem.
 
2013-03-30 11:21:41 PM
FunkOut: He should have been less subtle.

He should have gone across town, where for a small price women let you act like that.

No excuse for this shiat in the workplace.

It has nothing to do with sex or attraction and everything to due with rich, privileged old sociopaths thinking they can do whatever they want with whatever or whomever they want.
 
2013-03-30 11:22:14 PM

quatchi: Atomic Spunk: But in her lawsuit, Gonzalez claims there was plenty of other harassment going on: when she interviewed for the job, she says Simon asked her whether she had a boyfriend and how she felt about abortions.

And yet, she took the job. She doesn't deserve to win her case. What a stupid biatch.

She's gonna sue and win an deserve too.

Old guy wants to abuse his position to pressure an employee into sex gets no condemnation from you but the girl is the real villain in this piece?

You and SJ should go bowling some time.

Get matching shirts.


"She's gonna sue and win an deserve too"? Is English a second language for you?

The guy is a creep, and she knew it while she was interviewing for the job. Yet she still took the job. That makes her a stupid biatch. No, she won't win, nor does she deserve too. That doesn't mean I don't think the old guy is a disgusting creep. He is. I didn't say she's a villain. She's a stupid biatch. There's a difference, you know.
 
2013-03-30 11:22:32 PM

MurphyMurphy: FunkOut: He should have been less subtle.

He should have gone across town, where for a small price women let you act like that.

No excuse for this shiat in the workplace.

It has nothing to do with sex or attraction and everything to due with rich, privileged old sociopaths thinking they can do whatever they want with whatever or whomever they want.


I was just making a sarcastic remark. The man had all the good sense of a lobotomised baboon drunk on $5 a gallon wine.
 
2013-03-30 11:22:33 PM
FunkOut: He should have been less subtle.

"Do you have a boyfr- SIT ON MY FACE"

And yes. This is why you never, ever, never have stupid pictures of you on facebook. When you sue someone or someone needs your picture, they will hit it up on facebook and suddenly there you are screaming about a crotch grab in a glowstick halo.
 
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