Mugato: Maybe it's time to give it up with the panda already. The species obviously doesn't want to propagate. If the panda was some manner of lizard and not an adorable carnival prize looking creature, no one would care.
brainiac-dumdum: I'll take some dark meat
Oldiron_79: Anyone ever try having a polar bear fark a black bear to see what happens?
Mateorabi: brainiac-dumdum: I'll take some dark meatIf the Daily Show has taught us anything, it's to wait for the sequestration-induced, mad-max-style dystopia to emerge, then head over to the zoo with a crossbow. Getting the order right is critical.
Just_a_Bear: did she consent to this?/zoorape
Oldiron_79: Mugato: Maybe it's time to give it up with the panda already. The species obviously doesn't want to propagate. If the panda was some manner of lizard and not an adorable carnival prize looking creature, no one would care.(In scruffy the janitor voice) second
sycraft: DigitalCoffee:As a species, these farkers just don't want to survive!/emo panda is emoYa pretty much. We need to stop with this idea that every species can, or should, be saved. Species have been going extinct since long before we were around, they'll keep going extinct. We should make sure we aren't driving species extinct, of course we should make sure that our actions aren't the problem. However is a species just sucks at evolution and is dying off, well that is nature. Let it happen. It really seems that the Panda dying off would not be some massive tragedy, but rather nature taking its course.
Dahnkster: Look! It's the Easter panda!WARNING! Not safe for ANYONE, ANYWHERE, ANYTIME.DO NOT OPEN AT WORK NSFWMay prevent Easter Bunny from coming and Jesus from waking up!You have been warned.Happy Keester!
Solid State Vittles: If it takes sticking a turkey baster up Sandoval's ass to get him to lose a few pounds, I'm OK with it.
Oldiron_79: TV's Vinnie: Red Pandas are cuter anyway. Even Koalas cannot out-cute a red panda.[www.tehcute.com image 636x580]If they ever figure out a way to get those fellas to breed fast enough to not be endangered they will be the next pet domesticated. Old and busted LOL cats. Teh new hotness LOL pandas
Nidiot: Just_a_Bear: did she consent to this?/zoorapeOr panda immaculate conception.
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