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(Sun Sentinel)   More Florida manatees have died in the first three months of 2013 than in all of 2012. If only there were some sort of expression of consternation or dismay that could be used for this headline   (sun-sentinel.com) divider line 32
    More: Florida, Florida manatees, Wildlife Conservation Commission, Center for Biological Diversity, Intracoastal Waterway, emotional expression, manatees, manatee deaths, Palm Beach County  
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2013-03-30 03:24:01 PM
Help me out here.

White or a Red with Manatee? It is, after all, a "sea cow." Seafood or beef?
 
2013-03-30 04:02:05 PM
Well that sucks
 
2013-03-30 04:08:50 PM

Friskya: White or a Red with Manatee? It is, after all, a "sea cow." Seafood or beef?


Those things barely move, so I would treat it like veal.
 
2013-03-30 04:11:01 PM
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2013-03-30 04:12:38 PM

NateGrey: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 850x669]


By the Hand of Zeus! What manner of deviltry is THIS?
 
2013-03-30 04:13:42 PM
Oh the huge number of manatees.
 
2013-03-30 04:14:24 PM
The cops in my area of town went to the news to try to arrest a lady that was swimming in a river, some manatees come along side and swim with her, so she swims with one of them. They actually devoted resources in the department to try to find and prosecute this woman...probably after they stopped all those other dangerous criminals like the pot heads getting baked out on the beach being given dirty looks by the man smoking a fat cigar and cigarette at the same time with a glass bottle of whiskey in between his legs and a maroon speedo like that guy on the SoCo commercials.
 
2013-03-30 04:14:52 PM

Ivo Shandor: Friskya: White or a Red with Manatee? It is, after all, a "sea cow." Seafood or beef?

Those things barely move, so I would treat it like veal.


White Bordeaux or unoaked Chardonnay.
 
2013-03-30 04:18:18 PM
People protect what they value, and there is no accounting for values.  Manatees, the rotting meat of corpses, fetuses...
 
F42
2013-03-30 04:20:04 PM
 
2013-03-30 04:20:24 PM
Manatees gave me pinkeye.

They're assholes.
 
2013-03-30 04:23:57 PM
Oh no, how frightfully sad, old bean.
 
2013-03-30 04:24:01 PM
Just edit their Wikipedia page. Problem solved.
 
2013-03-30 04:24:15 PM
Wasn't there an almost identical headline to this a week or two ago?
 
2013-03-30 04:24:15 PM

F42: Scientists seek reason sea lion pups dying in rookeries, beaching on California shores
doom!


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Rookerie at this, rookerie at that. Why evlywon rookering at me? You rike hat? Won dorrah!
 
2013-03-30 04:25:44 PM
Oh the Sean Hannity!
 
2013-03-30 04:26:16 PM

The Snow Dog: Wasn't there an almost identical headline to this a week or two ago?


Yup.
 
2013-03-30 04:32:09 PM

Tax Boy: F42: Scientists seek reason sea lion pups dying in rookeries, beaching on California shores
doom!

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Rookerie at this, rookerie at that. Why evlywon rookering at me? You rike hat? Won dorrah!


Also, Dude, Chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. "Asian-American", please.
 
2013-03-30 04:33:36 PM

FrancoFile: White Bordeaux or unoaked Chardonnay.


ukexpat: Oh no, how frightfully sad, old bean.


NutWrench: NateGrey: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 850x669]

By the Hand of Zeus! What manner of deviltry is THIS?


We almost had a country cliche 3-peat(TM) here, but alas NutWrench is not Greek.
 
2013-03-30 04:34:15 PM
Darn!
 
2013-03-30 04:43:35 PM
Well, they don't live forever ya know.
 
2013-03-30 04:44:54 PM
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Dugong get raped!



Link
 
2013-03-30 04:48:34 PM
baked
boiled
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sauted
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pan fried
deep fried
stir fried
manatee kebobs
lemon manatee
pineapple Manatee
Manatee gumbo
coconut manatee
pepper manatee
manatee cocktail
manatee soup
manatee stew
manatee salad
manatee burger
manatee creole
manatee and potatoes
manatee sammich
 
2013-03-30 04:48:44 PM
It was funnier the first time this headline was submitted back on March 14th
 
2013-03-30 04:49:22 PM
Not only is this a repeat from 2 weeks ago.... it used stole pretty much the same HEADLINE!

http://www.fark.com/comments/7644606/Algae-bloom-is-killing-a-record -n umber-of-endangered-Florida-manatees-If-only-there-were-some-phrase-to -express-dismay


Bwahahahaha. Now, for a change, the Mods must do my bidding! Bwahahahahaha
 
2013-03-30 04:49:55 PM
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2013-03-30 04:52:26 PM
Old joke is old.
 
2013-03-30 04:53:14 PM
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2013-03-30 04:54:45 PM

Dahnkster: Not only is this a repeat from 2 weeks ago.... it used stole pretty much the same HEADLINE!

http://www.fark.com/comments/7644606/Algae-bloom-is-killing-a-record -n umber-of-endangered-Florida-manatees-If-only-there-were-some-phrase-to -express-dismay


Bwahahahaha. Now, for a change, the Mods must do my bidding! Bwahahahahaha


Be careful, my friend, be very careful.  Thou shalt not fark with the farking Fark mods as they are hair-trigger dynamite monkeys with badges and guns.
 
2013-03-30 04:56:43 PM
Ugliest creature on earth. I fish and hang on the Loxahatchee river about 20 times a year, no shortage of the hated bastards there. They have ruined the Banana River with all their poop. They are not part of the food chain at all, so this a good start.
 
2013-03-30 09:32:18 PM
 
2013-03-30 09:33:40 PM
Uh... wrong thread. :P
 
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