Klippoklondike: Good to hear what Tito Ortiz is up to these days
anfrind: It's a safe assumption that if someone brags about their martial arts skills, they don't have any.
Agent Smiths Laugh: [www.pantherkut.com image 346x295]
Druid5: Did he try the quart of blood technique?
rkiller1: The antecedent to "and lost the fight" is ambiguous./English motherfarker, do you speak it?
neongoats: Unavailable for comment:[www.80stees.com image 145x145]
Fuamiki: Druid5: Did he try the quart of blood technique?Holy schnike! Is that Gustavo Fring behind him.
untaken_name: "intent to resist arrest"? WTF is that? If he actually resisted arrest, obviously he intended to....and if he didn't actually resist arrest, why does it matter whether he wanted to or not? I'm no friend of drunk idiots, but come on.
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