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(YouTube)   Smoking hot belly dancer for your viewing pleasure. Shakira your booty   (youtube.com) divider line 73
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2013-03-30 12:54:50 PM  
I hate you, Subby.
 
2013-03-30 01:06:44 PM  

Riche: I hate you, Subby.


I fall for 'Smoking hot' every time.
 
2013-03-30 01:09:18 PM  
i159.photobucket.com

antidisestablishmentarianism: Riche: I hate you, Subby.

I fall for 'Smoking hot' every time.


It wasn't a link to the Daily Fail, so I bit...yech
 
2013-03-30 02:13:02 PM  
Thank god for blurry image preview.
 
2013-03-30 02:18:38 PM  

jaylectricity: Thank god for blurry image preview.


came to say this
 
2013-03-30 02:29:48 PM  
Good grief! I remember seeing that when it originally aired on The Gong Show.
 
2013-03-30 02:38:10 PM  
Chuck Barris defined 70s awesome.
 
2013-03-30 02:56:49 PM  
web.mit.edu
 
2013-03-30 03:02:43 PM  
It helps if you realize she's probably dead by now of some obesity related issue
 
2013-03-30 03:13:50 PM  
flicksided.com
 
2013-03-30 03:16:56 PM  
well that makes my sticker pecker out..
 
2013-03-30 03:17:31 PM  

Riche: I hate you, Subby.

 
2013-03-30 03:18:01 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-03-30 03:28:58 PM  
<csb>
A few months ago, some friends of mine staged a charity burlesque show. Being a stickler for both charity and the arts, I decided to go. Most of the dancers were very nice, but about halfway through, the announcer introduced someone with "rubeneque charms." Polite clapping, strained silence, and forced cheering ensued.
</csb>

I'm not saying all women need to have Barbie figures. But I AM saying all DANCERS need them.

http://www.eyebleach.com/
 
2013-03-30 03:30:15 PM  
I hate you. I hate you. I hate you.
 
2013-03-30 03:34:32 PM  

dugitman: Chuck Barris defined 70s awesome.


He did indeed. And he was stoned most of the time too, especially on The Gong Show, which made him even funnier.
 
2013-03-30 03:35:59 PM  
SUBBY!!
bestuff.com
 
2013-03-30 03:56:41 PM  
Have you got a nickel?


/The Gong Show was awesome.
 
2013-03-30 04:49:54 PM  
cdn.overclock.net
 
2013-03-30 04:58:12 PM  

Snapper Carr: Have you got a nickel?


/The Gong Show was awesome.


Chuck Barris loved to f*ck with the censors.
 
2013-03-30 05:31:39 PM  
Subby, if we ever meet, I owe you a punch in the throat, a kick in the crotch, and thumbs in both eyes. And a boot to the head.
 
2013-03-30 05:32:19 PM  
And one for Jenny and the wimp.
 
2013-03-30 05:34:33 PM  
I didn't click on the link because in my experience, for some reason, belly dancers are much more belly than dancer.  The comments here have confirmed my suspicion.
 
2013-03-30 05:40:01 PM  
Read the comments first..  +1
Didn't click the link.. +1
Looked up subby to put him on the Terror Watch List..  -1

/don't have THAT kind of access
 
2013-03-30 06:47:41 PM  
She's probably long dead, morbidmitter
 
2013-03-30 06:52:13 PM  
I thought "Ok, this is Fark, where anything other than physical perfection means sharp knees and all..."


Then I saw "The Gong Show." I went throught that in the 70's.
 
2013-03-30 06:55:52 PM  
Ok, yeah, I did watch the whole thing. Anyone working The Coasters is ok in my book.
 
2013-03-30 07:01:16 PM  
If this hadn't gonged, you know the rest of the lines to that song, right?

"She winked at the audience and then she turned around..."

You don't even want to know what she had tattooed on her spine.
 
2013-03-30 08:09:24 PM  

dugitman: Chuck Barris defined 70s awesome.


THIS, so much this.
 
2013-03-30 08:51:00 PM  
You bastard!
 
2013-03-30 08:52:09 PM  

Ceiling Moran: And a boot to the head.


Yeah. An iron boot
 
2013-03-30 09:11:43 PM  
I thought the #1 rule about BIE is you don't repost it, especially as its own thread.  I'm just surprised the farkette in question hasn't requested this get taken down yet.
 
2013-03-30 09:16:05 PM  
i34.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-30 10:00:33 PM  
Wait, why hasn't anyone noticed that the dancer really isn't smoking or hot yet?
 
2013-03-30 10:08:20 PM  
Shakira eye bleach

www.celebguru.com
 
2013-03-30 10:15:12 PM  
EVERY...FARKIN'...TIME!
/And ditto to all comments above, especially those that impale subby with something not fun.
 
2013-03-30 10:39:29 PM  

DeadlockVictim: I didn't click on the link because in my experience, for some reason, belly dancers are much more belly than dancer.  The comments here have confirmed my suspicion.


You made a wise choice in not clicking the link.  I fell for it, because my personal experience with professional belly dancers is totally different.

Can't find a picture of my favorite, because I can't remember her name, but this is a distant second:

angelanations.com
 
2013-03-30 11:51:30 PM  
Fark you subby. Fark. You. Drinking and fark does not mixt. Not what I was expecting. Farking fark you marthe farker penis eating piece of fark.
 
2013-03-31 12:33:38 AM  
So how much coke was done during those shows?   I think at least an 8ball per taping, if not more.

Still love  Gene Gene The Dancing machine.

/ Dah da da Dah Da Da
 
2013-03-31 12:34:07 AM  

DeadlockVictim: I didn't click on the link because in my experience, for some reason, belly dancers are much more belly than dancer.  The comments here have confirmed my suspicion.


I think you clicked, and are too embarrassed by the hard-on your sportin'. Be proud, man. Ain't nobody gonna think bad of you because you like the big-uns.
 
2013-03-31 01:09:38 AM  
 
2013-03-31 02:48:59 AM  
the unknown comic anyone?
 
2013-03-31 02:54:33 AM  
I knew her mother.... woman was sooo much hotter than her daughters.
 
2013-03-31 03:20:49 AM  
My stepsister was a belly dancer (as a hobby).  Once I went to one of her shows along with some other family members.  I remember an absolutely smoking hot asian girl dancing that had my attention so fixated that my mom turned to me and said, "stop drooling".

I tried to get my stepsister to hook me up with her.  It didn't happen.  :(
 
2013-03-31 03:32:57 AM  
IT WAS A LIE
 
2013-03-31 05:08:29 AM  

Riche: I hate you, Subby.


Came here to say this.
 
2013-03-31 05:22:58 AM  
Subby gets pegged by her weekly.
 
2013-03-31 07:14:06 AM  
A good friend of mine does belly dancing as a hobby.  She is a tall, thin, beautiful woman and performs Middle-Eastern style belly dancing.  IN my experience, there are two kinds of belly dancers.  The ones who elevate the dance to a true art form, and the ones who are just a step above strippers at a cheap bachelor party.

She's quite definitely in the artist category.
 
2013-03-31 07:41:14 AM  

jaylectricity: Thank god for blurry image preview.


Can't be said enough
 
2013-03-31 07:52:11 AM  

Close2TheEdge: A good friend of mine does belly dancing as a hobby.  She is a tall, thin, beautiful woman and performs Middle-Eastern style belly dancing.  IN my experience, there are two kinds of belly dancers.  The ones who elevate the dance to a true art form, and the ones who are just a step above strippers at a cheap bachelor party.

She's quite definitely in the artist category.


HINT: Guys prefer the stripper variety. Tits of GTFO
 
2013-03-31 08:44:15 AM  

armoredbulldozer: Subby gets pegged by her weekly.


img.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-31 09:33:47 AM  
Gotcha!
/subby
//enjoy your candy
 
2013-03-31 09:50:59 AM  
What? I thought you guys liked curvy women.
 
2013-03-31 10:54:14 AM  

Mentalpatient87: What? I thought you guys liked curvy women.


We like more than one continuous curve.  There should be contours, but that's not as simple to declare; i.e. "I like contoured women" which just sounds awkward.
 
2013-03-31 10:55:51 AM  
man I miss shows like the gong show, that's incredible.  that was reality, not the scripted crap we get today
*get off my lawn!*
 
2013-03-31 11:04:19 AM  

seancakes: Mentalpatient87: What? I thought you guys liked curvy women.

We like more than one continuous curve.  There should be contours, but that's not as simple to declare; i.e. "I like contoured women" which just sounds awkward.


I doubt that a mathematician who was an expert in topology could accurately describe what was being shown on that YouTube video.
 
2013-03-31 11:11:45 AM  
Subby, here are some examples of "smoking hot" belly dancing.
This
Or This
Hell, even this
Maybe this as well
What you showed was an abomination.
 
2013-03-31 11:21:33 AM  
I've seen her perform before on a backwater Outer Rim planet:

www.wearysloth.com
 
2013-03-31 02:01:11 PM  
for those needing eye bleach thanks to evil subby  http://www.youtube.com/Mahafsoun
 
2013-03-31 04:04:40 PM  

eyeq360: Subby, here are some examples of "smoking hot" belly dancing.
This
Or This
Hell, even this
Maybe this as well
What you showed was an abomination.



Thank you..

pics.ohlawd.net
 
2013-03-31 04:37:23 PM  

eyeq360: Subby, here are some examples of "smoking hot" belly dancing.
This
Or This
Hell, even this
Maybe this as well
What you showed was an abomination.


I think I sprained something.
 
2013-03-31 05:10:05 PM  

Mentalpatient87: What? I thought you guys liked curvy women.


Folds and curdled subcutaneous fat pockets are not curves.
 
2013-03-31 06:30:42 PM  
Subbie  must die...........slowly
 
2013-03-31 07:50:41 PM  

diaphoresis: eyeq360: Subby, here are some examples of "smoking hot" belly dancing.
This
Or This
Hell, even this
Maybe this as well
What you showed was an abomination.


Thank you..

[pics.ohlawd.net image 491x361]


AbiNormal: eyeq360: Subby, here are some examples of "smoking hot" belly dancing.
This
Or This
Hell, even this
Maybe this as well
What you showed was an abomination.

I think I sprained something.


You're both welcome.
 
2013-03-31 08:10:17 PM  
Unlike Subby, here is a belly dance by Shakira
More hot dancing
Even more
And even more
 
2013-03-31 08:39:26 PM  
She's thin by today's standards.
 
2013-04-01 12:06:28 AM  
Subby, you magnificent bastard
 
2013-04-01 07:24:22 AM  
So yeah, she's way fat.
 
But that wasn't even remotely belly dancing. NOT. EVEN. REMOTELY. Just a poor fat girl in a costume doing the 'white girl' standard dance.
 
My ex used to belly-dance, and yes, most of the women were larger. We went to an expo-show sort of thing and there was this one girl who danced with a chandelier on her head, I shiat you not. And she was big; I mean BIG. While certainly not sexy, it was interesting to watch.
 
This video was none of those things.
 
2013-04-01 08:08:18 AM  

rotarymike: this one girl who danced with a chandelier on her head, I shiat you not. And she was big; I mean BIG.


OH, yeah. Mrs. Braskey.
 
2013-04-01 01:20:51 PM  

eyeq360: Subby, here are some examples of "smoking hot" belly dancing.
This
Or This
Hell, even this
Maybe this as well
What you showed was an abomination.


Came for Sadie, then came again.

More of that sweet, sweet Sadie action.
 
2013-04-01 03:32:48 PM  

Savage Bacon: sweet Sadie action.


Nope, not after I clicked the Sexy Sadie link on the pron tube last week.
Ain't. gonna. happen.
 
2013-04-01 03:45:40 PM  
"I loved your act. But then I love faulty plumbing." Good line.
 
2013-04-02 10:42:03 AM  

Martin Silenus: IT WAS A LIE


I see no cake here....
 
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