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(   Caught with one kilo of pot, that will be a 5,000 word essay. Mind you it has to be on the "bad things" and cannot be a balanced reporting of the facts   ( divider line
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2013-03-30 01:32:09 PM  
3 votes:
It's cool to lie to kids about pot 'cause they'll still believe us when we tell them meth is, like, really bad news.
2013-03-30 05:24:43 PM  
1 vote:
As far as I am concerned, the worst of the 'bad things' about pot is the quality control.  Unless you grow it yourself, you really have no idea what other things you might be ingesting.  I mean, look at all the adulterated foods we eat, and those are even after the FDA inspects stuff.  Can you imagine trying to wash your pot before using, like we have to now with pre-washed, bagged salad?

Legalize it now, just so the ditch weed with the Round-Up glaze gets pushed out of the market.
2013-03-30 01:52:31 PM  
1 vote:

orbister: snocone: So, a work of fiction.

The idea that cannabis has no negative effects is as ludicrous as the Reefer Madness alternative. The war on drugs has been discredited (for intelligent people) by hyperbole; it would be a great disservice to do the same for the pro-legalisation argument.

Got any like science stuff to back up the derp?
Thought not.
The plant is non toxic, there is no lethal dosage. That is backed up by thousands of years of documented experience with the plant(starting with cave pictures and of course, the wall art of the pyramids), not 80 years of manufactured lies. It is backed up by three federally funded comprehensive studies since 1950, all completely buried when published.
It does not make black men rape white women.
Look it up.
2013-03-30 01:46:42 PM  
1 vote:
As someone who assigns essays professionally, I'll be the first to say that making them part of a criminal sentence is farked up and bullshiat even before a judge slathers on the transparently useless restrictions on what conclusions the perp is supposed to come to.

As freedom-loving Farkers will tell you, I'm a fascist wannabe who never met a cop/judge/tool of the state whose dick I didn't want to slobber all over.* But my God, if we have to have judges playing at being the Thought Police, could they at least do a better job of it? Forcing people to write things you know they don't believe or go to jail demeans  everyone, starting with the government that lets it happen.


An essay for getting busted with 35 ounces of pot? Fire up that word processor, son.

* Which is true, but not for the reasons they're talking about
2013-03-30 01:40:43 PM  
1 vote:
Here's a thesis he can write about: The Worst Thing And Greatest Consequence Concerning Cannabis Is Getting Caught With Cannabis

/1. pot is bad because it is illegal
//2. pot is illegal because it is bad
///3. goto 1.
2013-03-30 01:26:12 PM  
1 vote:
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2013-03-30 01:17:52 PM  
1 vote:
So, a work of fiction.
2013-03-30 12:52:03 PM  
1 vote:
Two kilos and intent to distribute?  Here in 'merica the guy would have been locked up for the rest of his life.

Because we love freedom.
2013-03-30 12:11:05 PM  
1 vote:
If I write a 5000 word essay, can I have a kilo, too?
2013-03-30 09:18:25 AM  
1 vote:
I hope he writes it in a snarky style and comments on the negatives of the "war on drugs" and its commiserate increase in corporate lobbying from the private prison sector and arms manufacturers.

Also one would hope he would spend a paragraph or two talking about the dangers of a kilo of pot falling from a high height and hitting a person on the head.
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