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2013-03-30 12:12:40 PM
Both boys required medical care, and have suffered lasting injuries, pain and discomfort, the complaint said.

So one blue allegedly touches and bites a used condom and BOTH have lasting medical issues. Nothing suspicious about that.
 
2013-03-30 12:39:01 PM
So The Sun can only find five stories from a company that has 34k restaurants worldwide?  Hell that would make it the least farked up fast food restaurant the world has ever seen

/and the stories weren't even remotely interesting
 
2013-03-30 12:43:18 PM
lh3.googleusercontent.com
 
2013-03-30 12:46:16 PM
This link is so lame the headline should have ended with (featured partner)
 
2013-03-30 01:26:11 PM
jaytkay:
lh3.googleusercontent.com

THIS.
 
2013-03-30 02:05:38 PM
It would seem I have a higher standard for Farked Up than TFA
 
2013-03-30 02:27:41 PM
Hopkins was enjoying cheeseburgers with her ex-husband and their son, Grant, in a Keswick, ON, McDonald's around 6 p.m. when they heard a woman's voice say sultrily, "I want you to come over here and f--- me."

So much win.
 
2013-03-30 02:29:55 PM

HotWingAgenda: Hopkins was enjoying cheeseburgers with her ex-husband and their son, Grant, in a Keswick, ON, McDonald's around 6 p.m. when they heard a woman's voice say sultrily, "I want you to come over here and f--- me."

So much win.


Was the sultry voice talking to her ex or her kid? Or her?
 
2013-03-30 03:27:37 PM
How can I grow up in a town of less than 15k people and end up less sheltered than these freaks?
 
2013-03-30 04:32:27 PM
Ah, The Sun.

The McDonalds of the 'journalism' world.
 
2013-03-30 06:11:58 PM

John Buck 41: HotWingAgenda:

Hopkins was enjoying cheeseburgers with her ex-husband and their son, Grant, in a Keswick, ON, McDonald's around 6 p.m. when they heard a woman's voice say sultrily, "I want you to come over here and f--- me."

So much win.

Was the sultry voice talking to her ex or her kid? Or her?


That was my mom. She can make random people hear voices.
 
2013-03-30 06:25:55 PM
Obviously, some people do REALLY like McDonalds, because, I would guess less than 1% of McDs don't have another better fast food restaurant (which is just about any of them) within 1/2 mile for about the same value.
 
2013-03-30 07:59:22 PM

dletter: Obviously, some people do REALLY like McDonalds, because, I would guess less than 1% of McDs don't have another better fast food restaurant (which is just about any of them) within 1/2 mile for about the same value.


I've got a Burger King and a Subway.  Shoot me.
 
2013-03-30 08:28:42 PM
shiattiest article ever, not even a readable format let alone content.
 
2013-03-30 08:33:36 PM
A macdonalds calibre article about macdonalds.
 
2013-03-30 09:02:54 PM
Someone found a finger in Wendys chili. Your argument is irrelevant.
 
2013-03-30 09:45:10 PM
I imagine McDonalds restaurant Inc. has people scouring the internet to see what the word on the street is. So, I placed an order at a McD and didn't get the special price on the thing I ordered. The next time I went, the stewardess added large fries to my order. Not for free, either. WTF, McDonalds. You are not the phone company. I haven't been back to a McD since, which was about a year ago. Enjoy your four dollars, cheaters.
 
2013-03-30 09:52:23 PM
Waffle House begs to differ

/I am patiently awaiting good Waffle House stories
//I don't have any myself, sadly
 
2013-03-30 11:12:18 PM
Greenlight for this? Pathetic.
 
2013-03-30 11:27:29 PM
Jill-Anne Hopkins always considered McDonald's a family restaurant.
That changed Sunday when she had to shield her eight-year-old's ears from loud, explicit pornography in the next booth over.
Hopkins was enjoying cheeseburgers with her ex-husband and their son, Grant, in a Keswick, ON, McDonald's around 6 p.m. when they heard a woman's voice say sultrily, "I want you to come over here and f--- me."


Does this stupid biatch think the restaurant somehow has control over it's slobby patrons?
 
2013-03-31 12:25:16 AM
As my friend said many, many years ago:

"I stopped eating there. I don't trust anything that smells the same coming out as it did going in."
 
2013-03-31 12:58:37 AM

Riche: This link is so lame the headline should have ended with (featured partner)


Agreed.
 
2013-03-31 02:16:13 AM

HotWingAgenda: Hopkins was enjoying cheeseburgers with her ex-husband and their son, Grant, in a Keswick, ON, McDonald's around 6 p.m. when they heard a woman's voice say sultrily, "I want you to come over here and f--- me."

So much win.


That's nothing. I was in a Wendy's one day and the muzak was playing Frank Zappa's "Catholic Girls." Nobody else seemed to notice.
 
2013-03-31 02:18:01 AM

Dear Jerk: I imagine McDonalds restaurant Inc. has people scouring the internet to see what the word on the street is. So, I placed an order at a McD and didn't get the special price on the thing I ordered. The next time I went, the stewardess added large fries to my order. Not for free, either. WTF, McDonalds. You are not the phone company. I haven't been back to a McD since, which was about a year ago. Enjoy your four dollars, cheaters.


They have flying McDonalds?
 
2013-03-31 02:23:54 AM

Dear Jerk: I imagine McDonalds restaurant Inc. has people scouring the internet to see what the word on the street is. So, I placed an order at a McD and didn't get the special price on the thing I ordered. The next time I went, the stewardess added large fries to my order. Not for free, either. WTF, McDonalds. You are not the phone company. I haven't been back to a McD since, which was about a year ago. Enjoy your four dollars, cheaters.


smallbiztrends.com
 
2013-03-31 08:09:40 AM
Darn near every time I use the drive through at McD's, they fark up the order. Came out ahead once. Got 3 burgers instead of the one I ordered.

At Burger King, I got my change back, plus $20. Woot!
 
2013-03-31 08:37:37 AM
leave their hamburgers/fries out exposed and they won't rot.  they won't even grow mold.   trippy.  google it.
 
2013-03-31 09:13:35 AM

hershy799: Waffle House begs to differ

/I am patiently awaiting good Waffle House stories
//I don't have any myself, sadly


The Waffle Houses in Atlanta are now putting a 20% surcharge on all meals for security.
http://money.msn.com/now/post.aspx?post=e4c9d7be-74b0-4986-9e24-7f2f dc 9d9819


DrPainMD: HotWingAgenda: Hopkins was enjoying cheeseburgers with her ex-husband and their son, Grant, in a Keswick, ON, McDonald's around 6 p.m. when they heard a woman's voice say sultrily, "I want you to come over here and f--- me."

 So much win.

That's nothing. I was in a Wendy's one day and the muzak was playing Frank Zappa's "Catholic Girls." Nobody else seemed to notice.


That is awesome.
 
2013-03-31 10:26:58 AM
QSRs are a crap shoot
 
2013-03-31 11:06:48 AM

vudukungfu: QSRs are a crap shoot


Any chain franchised QSR or FC restaurant is as good as the individual owners try to make it.   Even the best owner who is trying hard can hire someone who doesn't work out once in awhile, but, in general, a restaurant is as good as how well the owners staff the restaurant, and some are really trying much harder than others.

Of course, unfortunately for these chains, if someone's first experience is at one that is staffed in a crappy manner, then they are likely not to come back.
 
2013-03-31 11:22:44 AM

Linux_Yes: leave their hamburgers/fries out exposed and they won't rot.  they won't even grow mold.   trippy.  google it.


yes they will.

/didn't have to google it.
 
2013-03-31 12:32:32 PM
About the only food item that won't rot/decompose is honey.
 
2013-03-31 03:29:44 PM

ThreadSinger: Ah, The Sun.

The McDonalds White Castle of the 'journalism' world.


/Complete with explosive results after consumption
 
2013-03-31 08:59:37 PM
Your idiot kid finds a condom on the floor and decides to put it in his mouth, and that's somehow McDonalds' problem?
 
2013-04-01 12:54:42 AM

Riche: This link is so lame the headline should have ended with (featured partner)


Counterproductive featured partner links are becoming.
 
2013-04-01 02:52:44 AM

poot_rootbeer: Your idiot kid finds a condom on the floor and decides to put it in his mouth, and that's somehow McDonalds' problem?


Well, they're the ones who picked the Happy Meal prize.
 
/dnrtfa
 
2013-04-01 07:52:23 AM
I'm not a fan of McDonalds by any stretch, but with kids or I need something fast I end up there.  Has anyone else noticed that since they switched to microwaving everything that their order times have increased to 5+ minutes?  I've gone through the drive through at 5:30PM and had to park for fries.
 
Also, I think that McDonalds is a pretty good indication of how our workforce is completely farked.  My first job was McDonalds.  Everyone else that worked there was a teenager.  Now everyone that works there is 40 years old and unemployable anywhere else.  Not a teenager to be seen.
 
2013-04-02 08:54:30 AM

mosten: I'm not a fan of McDonalds by any stretch, but with kids or I need something fast I end up there.


Again though... I dare to say there are barely any McDonalds where there isn't another comparable (and most of the time better tasting) fast food option within a 1/2 mi.    So, is it that you like McDs more than some others... or that we are so "now" a society that I don't want to have to turn left to get to the other restaurant?

Everyone says "Well, I really don't like McDonalds"... well, we all must in some way, because it gets chosen more than it needs to, considering all of the competition.
 
2013-04-02 03:32:21 PM
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