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(The Celebrity Cafe)   Kanye West decides not to name his next album "I Am God" because he doesn't want anyone to think he's taking a demotion   (thecelebritycafe.com) divider line 52
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2013-03-30 03:51:22 AM  
already done

s.cdon.com

track 10
 
2013-03-30 07:52:15 AM  
Simpsons did it

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-03-30 10:24:13 AM  

He wishes.

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-03-30 10:29:38 AM  
Still a colossal douche.
 
kab
2013-03-30 11:10:26 AM  
What does god need with a starship songwriter?

-JTK
 
2013-03-30 11:10:54 AM  
+1 internets for you subby
 
2013-03-30 11:11:39 AM  
Who?
 
2013-03-30 11:14:52 AM  
What is he, a gay fish?
 
2013-03-30 11:16:01 AM  

Bslim: Who?


Bearded old white guy in robes?  Always muttering about shellfish and blended fabrics?

Does NOT like bacon.
 
2013-03-30 11:19:01 AM  
I'm still outraged
 
2013-03-30 11:27:03 AM  
I can only imagine how much time and effort it must have taken a fairly large group of people to convince him that this was a stupid idea. What I cannot imagine is why they would bother.
 
2013-03-30 11:33:06 AM  
To be fair, God doesn't think He's Kanye west either  . . .
 
2013-03-30 11:44:36 AM  

A Shambling Mound: I can only imagine how much time and effort it must have taken a fairly large group of people to convince him that this was a stupid idea. What I cannot imagine is why they would bother.


Short Answer: Money
Long Answer: Money
 
2013-03-30 12:01:41 PM  
This can only be resolved by tossing him and Justin Bieber into the middle of the Atlantic Ocean, and see which one makes it to shore first.
 
2013-03-30 12:03:49 PM  

LectertheChef: This can only be resolved by tossing him and Justin Bieber into the middle of the Atlantic Ocean, and see which one makes it to shore first.


Can we chum the waters first?
 
2013-03-30 12:09:42 PM  
I'll listen to it and I'll probably like it because Kanye knows his beats, but his lyrics are silly and he is a douchebag.
 
2013-03-30 12:13:53 PM  

Glitchwerks: LectertheChef: This can only be resolved by tossing him and Justin Bieber into the middle of the Atlantic Ocean, and see which one makes it to shore first.

Can we chum the waters first?


And weigh them down with bloody seal meat
 
2013-03-30 12:14:17 PM  

Glitchwerks: LectertheChef: This can only be resolved by tossing him and Justin Bieber into the middle of the Atlantic Ocean, and see which one makes it to shore first.

Can we chum the waters first?


Or toss them during a hurricane.
 
2013-03-30 12:16:02 PM  
Sounds uppity.
 
2013-03-30 12:16:41 PM  

Glitchwerks: LectertheChef: This can only be resolved by tossing him and Justin Bieber into the middle of the Atlantic Ocean, and see which one makes it to shore first.

Can we chum the waters first?


You could be lucky; Bieber may be on its period.
 
2013-03-30 12:33:24 PM  
He makes awesome music. I'll be buying this no matter what it's called.

kingtrumpsace.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-03-30 12:46:50 PM  

Car_Ramrod: He makes awesome music. I'll be buying this no matter what it's called.


Man, I hate to say it, but this.
 
2013-03-30 12:47:52 PM  
So he's not God, just a god. Thanks for the clarification.
 
2013-03-30 12:50:21 PM  
Since when did a god need Auto-Tune?
 
2013-03-30 01:04:35 PM  
He should title it "I Am Good."
 
2013-03-30 01:06:06 PM  
I had a word with him...

i763.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-30 01:06:36 PM  

Car_Ramrod: He makes awesome music. I'll be buying this no matter what it's called.

[kingtrumpsace.files.wordpress.com image 480x320]


Ohhhh I get it. Today is opposite speak day. We don't need this every Saturday! Get it, because I said we don't need opposite speak day every Saturday, I'm really meaning that I like it and support it every Saturday.
 
2013-03-30 01:07:15 PM  
Well, to be fair, what's a God to a non-believer who don't believe in anything?
 
2013-03-30 01:09:07 PM  

soupbone: Car_Ramrod: He makes awesome music. I'll be buying this no matter what it's called.

[kingtrumpsace.files.wordpress.com image 480x320]

Ohhhh I get it. Today is opposite speak day. We don't need this every Saturday! Get it, because I said we don't need opposite speak day every Saturday, I'm really meaning that I like it and support it every Saturday.


i.chzbgr.com
 
2013-03-30 01:10:31 PM  

Car_Ramrod: soupbone: Car_Ramrod: He makes awesome music. I'll be buying this no matter what it's called.

[kingtrumpsace.files.wordpress.com image 480x320]

Ohhhh I get it. Today is opposite speak day. We don't need this every Saturday! Get it, because I said we don't need opposite speak day every Saturday, I'm really meaning that I like it and support it every Saturday.

[i.chzbgr.com image 420x300]


So you do care! I love opposite speak day.
 
2013-03-30 01:15:43 PM  

red5ish: Since when did a god need Auto-Tune?


oh hi Kirk
 
2013-03-30 01:17:55 PM  
I think you'll find it's Alec Baldwin

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqeC3BPYTmE

/really, over 30 comments? You guys are slacking.
 
2013-03-30 01:23:22 PM  
blah people problems.
 
2013-03-30 01:27:13 PM  
Sorry, who is this guy again?  Is he the one that pisses on people?
 
2013-03-30 01:45:55 PM  
It's more like he needs Jay-Z's permission to apply for godhood.
 
2013-03-30 02:22:28 PM  
The article says the opposite of what this headline clearly states. Does Subby need Kanye to be more egomaniacal than he really is for some reason?
 
2013-03-30 02:29:18 PM  
i188.photobucket.com

Not impressed
 
2013-03-30 03:39:25 PM  
www.hollywoodreporter.com
 
2013-03-30 04:50:02 PM  
maybe i'll be impressed when i read of his good deeds helping others.
 
2013-03-30 04:59:33 PM  
Much as i like kanyes music. I cant help but think that if you were to meet him and have a 1 on 1 conversation with him,
that it would take about 30 seconds before most people would want to punch him in the mouth, kick him in the nads and stomp on his ribs. Hell of a producer but his lyrics?
half the time it sounds like even he doesnt know what the hell he is talking about.
 
Azz
2013-03-30 05:32:41 PM  

KrispyKritter: maybe i'll be impressed when i read of his good deeds helping others.


I never understood the obsession with Lil b. All he does is take samples from other songs and loops them with absolutely no creativity whatsoever
 
2013-03-30 05:35:35 PM  
What is a Kanye West and, more importantly, why do we care?
 
2013-03-30 05:38:10 PM  

Azz: I never understood the obsession with Lil b. All he does is take samples from other songs and loops them with absolutely no creativity whatsoever


Lil B is worse than Soulja Boy, I will never understand his fanbase. I remember when he was with the hyphy group the Pack and he was only a little better than he is now. Dude sucks.
 
2013-03-30 06:06:18 PM  

KrispyKritter: maybe i'll be impressed when i read of his good deeds helping others.


You'll call it attention whoring and/or PR trick to improve sales
 
2013-03-30 06:10:03 PM  

teenage mutant ninja rapist: half the time it sounds like even he doesnt know what the hell he is talking about.


That is exactly twice as much credit as he deserves. The man is a blithering idiot and a narcissist of the highest order.

He does produce some pretty okay music though, if you're into that sort of thing.
 
2013-03-30 06:17:17 PM  
dl.dropbox.com
 
2013-03-30 06:37:23 PM  
We are all God.

Kanye is simply a particularly inept representation.

/dude, you killed your mom
//and you are musically disabled
 
2013-03-30 07:30:33 PM  
Kanye West doesn't care about mortals
 
2013-03-30 10:35:33 PM  
I had a dog who could read, but was dyslexic. Then the Inquisition hanged him for blasphemy.

/No relation to anything else in this thread; just thought I'd throw that out.
 
2013-03-31 01:29:44 PM  
Man, this guy's music is crap. I'd barely call it music. It's more like masturbating on a sampler.
 
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