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		Turns out "So I Married an Axe Murderer" is a true story (pub.tv2.no)		81
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NocturnalGuy		2003-12-23 12:42:11 PM

Um... has the submitter actually seen that movie? Don't think so.

3horn		2003-12-23 12:58:01 PM

Man, looks like someone pissed in her hair coloring.

3Horn

DownSouth		2003-12-23 01:43:43 PM

She looks like she stole Big Birds toupe.

KaoticNewtral		2003-12-23 01:50:53 PM

13Years for killing someone with an axe? That's it? Holy crap you can get 13 years in prison here for having a loaded bong.

nutmilk		2003-12-23 02:03:26 PM

NocturnalGuy: what are you talking about?

BornOfFire		2003-12-23 02:03:40 PM

Harriet...sweet Harriet. So un...love....ed?

MagicToad		2003-12-23 02:03:50 PM

It took 40 wacks in the head to kill him? DAMN

MrNiX		2003-12-23 02:04:18 PM

Nice hair.

subcypher		2003-12-23 02:05:06 PM

He probably didn't know when to shut up.

Neurocrat		2003-12-23 02:05:07 PM

Check out one of the ads at the top of the page. How topical...

LisaPeace		2003-12-23 02:05:58 PM

We have a piper down!

Dinki		2003-12-23 02:06:00 PM

40 strikes to the head?!?!

After 25-30 isn't it pretty much a pile of mush?

Methinks she needs some anger management counseling..

Gert B. Frobe		2003-12-23 02:06:24 PM

Heed. Pants. Now!

Huskadoodle		2003-12-23 02:07:20 PM

Actually more in common with the Lizzy Borden story than the Mike Myers movie. She even gave him 40 whacks.

ReverendOtisElevator		2003-12-23 02:07:42 PM

40 whacks with a wet noodle, Bart!

StephenFalken		2003-12-23 02:07:57 PM

Harriet, Harriet
Hard-hearted harbinger of haggus
beautiful bemused bellicose butcher
unknowing, untrusting, unlove-ed?
He wants you back! he screamed into the night
like a fireman going to a window that has
no fire, except the passions of his heart
i am lonely
its really hard
this poem...sucks

/from memory

MewGuy		2003-12-23 02:08:12 PM

That pic just screams "Photoshop"!

ReverendOtisElevator		2003-12-23 02:08:19 PM

40 whacks with a wet noodle, Bart!

Thera		2003-12-23 02:08:56 PM

"Woman! Wooooooooaaaa-man! Wooooooooaaaa-man! We had love, not just sex. Is she Mrs. X? I had to run for my life!"

/loves that silly movie

KimmieGibler		2003-12-23 02:09:06 PM

hmm..according to the article there was a second person involved in the killing...did they each take turns pissing into the biatch's ocular cavities??

Podzdorf		2003-12-23 02:09:15 PM

Maybe it was a novel rubber ax, after 40 blows the victim died of boredom or laughter.

But seriosly, Russians love their axes.

Jadefrog01		2003-12-23 02:10:10 PM

She was a thief, you gotta belief...she stole my heart and my cat.

m-16sux0rz		2003-12-23 02:11:48 PM

no russian cliches?

hotnerdychick		2003-12-23 02:12:04 PM

Umm, excuse me, I believe I ordered the LARGE cappuccino...

/my fav movie. ever.

Thera		2003-12-23 02:12:42 PM

"I tend to follow the Judeo-Christian ethic of 'Thou shalt not kill'. But, that's just me."

IronChefRichmond		2003-12-23 02:13:12 PM

me eyes, me eyes!

PerroLoco		2003-12-23 02:13:37 PM

The only redeemable aspect of that film was Nancy Travis. Yum.

mocksie		2003-12-23 02:14:57 PM

Head! Pants! Now!

lysergic		2003-12-23 02:15:39 PM

Strikes me she was a woman scorned.

puckhead		2003-12-23 02:16:07 PM

Woman... woe-man... whoooa-man. She was a thief, you got to believe, she stole my heart and my cat. Judy, Betty, Josie and those hot Pussycats... they made me horny, on Saturday morning... girls of cartoo-ins will leave me in ruins... I want to to be Betty's Barney. Jane... get me off this crazy thing... called love.

SpoonBender		2003-12-23 02:16:57 PM

He smelled like soup.

findthefish		2003-12-23 02:17:56 PM

Wi nt trei a hliday in Sweden this yr ?

subcypher		2003-12-23 02:17:57 PM

Nah... she just woke up on the wrong side of the bed.

crackwhore		2003-12-23 02:18:06 PM

i love old ladies with a haircolor that makes you wonder if it was done on purpose

DrSeuss		2003-12-23 02:18:15 PM

Oohh, I hate the colonel with his wee beady eyes. "Oh, you're gonna buy my chicken."

IronChefRichmond		2003-12-23 02:18:56 PM

It's a well known fact sonny jim that there's a secret society of the five wealthiest people in the world, called the pentaverate, that control everything, including the newspapers, and meet tri-annually in a secret colorado mansion known as the meadows.

hotnerdychick		2003-12-23 02:18:58 PM

Two words: Therapy

KonamiCode		2003-12-23 02:19:04 PM

"Dad, how can you hate The Colonel?"

"Because he puts a secret addictive chemical in his chicken that makes you crave it fortnightly, SMARTASS!"

findthefish		2003-12-23 02:19:39 PM

See the lveli lakes

findthefish		2003-12-23 02:20:52 PM

The wndrful telephne system

findthefish		2003-12-23 02:22:54 PM

And mani interesting furry animals

Clittle		2003-12-23 02:22:59 PM

Is it just me or is the AXE ad at the top a little... um inappropriate? Is it even safe for work?

Thera		2003-12-23 02:23:48 PM

"Have you ever done this before?"

"Sure I have, plenty of times...I've never done it at night."

*later*

"How long will it take to get there?"

"Not too long...actually I have no concept of time."

Give Steven Wright props, yo.

Gray_Calx		2003-12-23 02:23:53 PM

Sytnik was sentenced to 13 years for the murder of Simonsen in Alta County Court this summer.

Hlogaland Court of Appeal is now going to decide what sentence Sytnik will get.

What now?

Jadefrog01		2003-12-23 02:23:54 PM

goodness gracious that movie makes me laugh...even just reading the quotes is happiness in a bottle. :)

Clittle		2003-12-23 02:24:20 PM

Is it just me or is the AXE ad at the top a little... um inappropriate? Is it even safe for work?

Grapple		2003-12-23 02:25:36 PM

This story's gonna be havin' me cryin' meself to sleep tonite on my 'uge pilla.

iamrobot		2003-12-23 02:25:45 PM

2003-12-23 02:05:07 PM Neurocrat

Check out one of the ads at the top of the page. How topical

I thought the whole thread was gonna be about how our local news pages should have porn banners. I guess a lame stretch at a mike myers reference takes precedence...