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(Kitsap Sun)   Port Orchard man arrested for third-degree assault and harassment due to forcing dear old dad to (a) live in filthy basement (b) stop cursing in presence of grandchildren (c) go to church with him under pretense that Dad was Satan and he was God   (kitsapsun.com) divider line 4
    More: Strange, Port Orchard, Satans, god, synthetic marijuana, charging document, Kitsap County  
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2013-03-30 11:03:37 AM
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offmymeds: JWideman: We keep hearing about Spice doing this and people keep using it. Isn't there a safer drug they could use?

Why, yes. There is.


I said safer. That devil weed causes young people to go insane, laughing a lot and playing the piano really fast.
2013-03-30 12:45:12 PM
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What a shiaty article - drugs, crime, whatever, but it -never mentions anything- about the main point of this while ordeal: this guy's dad is Satan!!!1!!1!!

I mean, what the hell? Kid gets in trouble and they say, like, "Okay Satan, sorry for the trouble, you can be on your way, we got this."

Is anyone else not okay with this? I would hope the cops in my town would be like, Fark due-process, while investigating some random drug crime we managed to collar Satan. THE Satan. And we stuffed him in a cell and threw away the key.

Bonehead article, bonehead cops.
2013-03-30 12:08:09 PM
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JWideman: offmymeds: JWideman: We keep hearing about Spice doing this and people keep using it. Isn't there a safer drug they could use?

Why, yes. There is.

I said safer. That devil weed causes young people to go insane, laughing a lot and playing the piano really fast.


Before jumping out of a (first story) window to their DOOMS.
2013-03-30 10:41:33 AM
1 votes:
'Tis better to rule in the basement than to serve in church.
 
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