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(Kitsap Sun)   Port Orchard man arrested for third-degree assault and harassment due to forcing dear old dad to (a) live in filthy basement (b) stop cursing in presence of grandchildren (c) go to church with him under pretense that Dad was Satan and he was God   (kitsapsun.com) divider line 19
    More: Strange, Port Orchard, Satans, god, synthetic marijuana, charging document, Kitsap County  
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2013-03-30 10:25:49 AM  
Spice and X is a helluva drug.
 
2013-03-30 10:29:30 AM  
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Seems appropriate.
 
2013-03-30 10:33:11 AM  
We keep hearing about Spice doing this and people keep using it. Isn't there a safer drug they could use?
 
2013-03-30 10:34:53 AM  
You always knew that the anti-christ was going to be a little unstable.
 
2013-03-30 10:41:18 AM  
FTFA:
"He also said he was having 'the worst religious experience' of his life."
 
2013-03-30 10:41:33 AM  
'Tis better to rule in the basement than to serve in church.
 
2013-03-30 10:52:13 AM  
So God is the son of Satan? Intriguing development.
 
2013-03-30 10:58:58 AM  

JWideman: We keep hearing about Spice doing this and people keep using it. Isn't there a safer drug they could use?


Why, yes. There is.

www.marijuana-picture.com
 
2013-03-30 11:03:37 AM  

offmymeds: JWideman: We keep hearing about Spice doing this and people keep using it. Isn't there a safer drug they could use?

Why, yes. There is.


I said safer. That devil weed causes young people to go insane, laughing a lot and playing the piano really fast.
 
2013-03-30 11:07:17 AM  

JWideman: offmymeds: JWideman: We keep hearing about Spice doing this and people keep using it. Isn't there a safer drug they could use?

Why, yes. There is.

I said safer. That devil weed causes young people to go insane, laughing a lot and playing the piano really fast.


lol :)

KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of the Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge. The Dope Fiend fears nothing. He will attack, for no reason, with every weapon at his command-including yours. BEWARE. Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately. One stitch in time (on him) will usually save nine on you. Good luck.
-The Chief
 
2013-03-30 11:33:16 AM  

JWideman: We keep hearing about Spice doing this and people keep using it. Isn't there a safer drug they could use?


I blame the WSLCB for taking it's sweet time issuing licenses to produce, process, and grow cannabis. It's almost like they want to make sure they set up a reasonable system instead of having some sort of wild west of pot.
 
2013-03-30 12:06:31 PM  
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-03-30 12:07:26 PM  
And the assault.  Don't forget the assault.
 
2013-03-30 12:08:09 PM  

JWideman: offmymeds: JWideman: We keep hearing about Spice doing this and people keep using it. Isn't there a safer drug they could use?

Why, yes. There is.

I said safer. That devil weed causes young people to go insane, laughing a lot and playing the piano really fast.


Before jumping out of a (first story) window to their DOOMS.
 
2013-03-30 12:18:30 PM  
if the alphabet agencies weren't making so damn much money on these unsafe chemical crap alternatives they are allowed to sell to fund their own private missions we could legalize maryjane and everyone would be mellow. but nooooooooooo.
 
2013-03-30 12:45:12 PM  
What a shiaty article - drugs, crime, whatever, but it -never mentions anything- about the main point of this while ordeal: this guy's dad is Satan!!!1!!1!!

I mean, what the hell? Kid gets in trouble and they say, like, "Okay Satan, sorry for the trouble, you can be on your way, we got this."

Is anyone else not okay with this? I would hope the cops in my town would be like, Fark due-process, while investigating some random drug crime we managed to collar Satan. THE Satan. And we stuffed him in a cell and threw away the key.

Bonehead article, bonehead cops.
 
2013-03-30 01:19:54 PM  
Ah, religion.
 
2013-03-30 08:44:40 PM  
I heard Lucifer Jr. had a god-complex.

/has he tried for his medical degree
 
2013-03-31 02:23:31 AM  
Sooo glad to be far far away from Kitsap county.....
 
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