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(WRCB)   Problem: You need $1500 to bail your girlfriend out of jail. Solution: Sell your 6 year old daughter. I always like a good problem solver   (wrcbtv.com) divider line 59
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2013-03-30 01:39:18 PM  

liam76: willfullyobscure: 'I wonder if he's white?'
*clicks link*
*adopts smug-but-tainted-with-sadness expression*

Of course, you can't sell a black kid for that much...


Silverstaff: TheSopwithTurtle: To be fair, he tried to "sell" custody of the child to the child's great-grandmother (who was already taking care of the kids). Still farked up, but it's not like he was selling the kid into slavery or something.

Yeah, this.

While farked up, and illegal ("illegal payments in connection with placement of a child" apparently under TN law), it is misleading to imply the kid was being "sold".  From the kids perspective, she'd keep living with her grandmother like she had been for the past week.

Basically he was telling the relative that had already taking care of the kids that he'd sign over full custody for $1500.

http://www.timesnews.net/article/9059328/police-kingsport-man-tries- to -sell-daughter-6-for-bail-money Has more details.

Even if he was selling the girl to a stranger shw woudl probably be better off.  Hopefully the relative can get full custody now.


Sounds to me like grandma found a way to save $1500 by calling the cops.
 
2013-03-30 02:14:27 PM  

lenfromak: Need pic of GF.


Imagine Adele but thinner
 
2013-03-30 03:24:13 PM  
Something something is a hell of a drug
 
2013-03-30 03:42:38 PM  

Jack's Smirking Revenge: [static.tvguide.com image 210x305]


  the one on the right is a Walnut Sphinx(amorpha juglandis)...not sure about the other.
 
2013-03-30 08:25:04 PM  

liam76: willfullyobscure: 'I wonder if he's white?'*clicks link**adopts smug-but-tainted-with-sadness expression*Of course, you can't sell a black kid for that much...


Fade2black: willfullyobscure: 'I wonder if he's white?'
*clicks link*
*adopts smug-but-tainted-with-sadness expression*

You'll be the first to cry racism when we point out Leroy was involved in a drive by, though,


Just Another OC Homeless Guy: Louisiana_Sitar_Club: willfullyobscure: 'I wonder if he's white?'
*clicks link*
*adopts smug-but-tainted-with-sadness expression*

Awesome.

Yes, fantastic racist stereotype. Totally a "win."


http://www.fark.com/comments/7672384/83310717#c83310717
 
2013-03-30 08:39:05 PM  
He should've tried the Newtown market, as there are about 20 possible buyers.
 
2013-03-30 08:50:29 PM  

Zemog: There was a similar case in New York in the late 1970s:

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Archie:   are you crazy??!!??  nobody puts on a sock and a shoe and a sock and a shoe..
 Mike:   well I do..
Archie:    Meathead,you've lost your mind..Its sock and a sock..then a shoe and a shoe.
 
2013-03-30 09:23:30 PM  

willfullyobscure: liam76: willfullyobscure: 'I wonder if he's white?'*clicks link**adopts smug-but-tainted-with-sadness expression*Of course, you can't sell a black kid for that much...

Fade2black: willfullyobscure: 'I wonder if he's white?'
*clicks link*
*adopts smug-but-tainted-with-sadness expression*

http://www.fark.com/comments/7672384/83310717#c83310717


Hah! I remember that!

I gotta admit, you got me on that one. I thought the black one was in bad taste, and this one was normal.
 
2013-03-31 12:58:38 AM  
1) no bail money
2) sell kid
3) get girlfriend back!!

In creativity terminology, that is called thinking about the box.

/not here all week, so make sure you make it tonight!!
 
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