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2013-03-29 11:42:52 PM  
It.

It, it, it, it, it, it's a shame.

Let me say it again. I don't like it.
 
2013-03-29 11:45:02 PM  
Ni!
 
2013-03-29 11:47:26 PM  
Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say "Ni" at will to old ladies. There is a pestilence upon this land! nothing is sacred. Even those who arrange and design shrubberies are under considerable economic stress at this point in time.
 
2013-03-29 11:48:12 PM  

CaptSacto: Ni!


Dammit
 
2013-03-29 11:56:48 PM  
FTA: "Upton's brother, Michael Upton, told U-T San Diego that his brother and Vilkin previously argued about trees."

Ah, trees. The familiar of the beguiling Serpent.


/Genesis tried to warn us
 
2013-03-30 01:14:26 AM  

CaptSacto: Ni!


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2013-03-30 02:06:24 AM  

Amos Quito: FTA: "Upton's brother, Michael Upton, told U-T San Diego that his brother and Vilkin previously argued about trees."

Ah, trees. The familiar of the beguiling Serpent.


/Genesis tried to warn us


Let me guess:  they were arguing about whether they could cut down a tree with a herring?
 
2013-03-30 02:28:27 AM  

Krymson Tyde: CaptSacto: Ni!

Dammit


this
 
2013-03-30 03:35:24 AM  
I can relate.  Often times when I see no shrubbery, it leads to a stabbin'.
 
2013-03-30 03:40:22 AM  

Krymson Tyde: Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say "Ni" at will to old ladies. There is a pestilence upon this land! nothing is sacred. Even those who arrange and design shrubberies are under considerable economic stress at this point in time.


Roger, is that you?
 
2013-03-30 04:25:06 AM  

CaptSacto: Ni!


They must have wanted a second shrubbery, one slightly higher than the other to create a two layer effect and a path down the middle.

/a path, a path!
 
2013-03-30 04:29:22 AM  
Ah, this thread fills me with such joy that, even at eleven comments, there are more than a dozen Monte Python references. Makes my heart feel such love for you guys.
 
2013-03-30 04:31:25 AM  
Guy must've been eating Skittles as well.
 
2013-03-30 04:41:09 AM  
www.cinemorgue.com
God rest her.

/for the greater good
 
2013-03-30 04:46:19 AM  
Damn Bush
 
2013-03-30 04:47:54 AM  
i906.photobucket.com

OR DIE LIKE THE MONGREL YOU ARE!
 
2013-03-30 05:03:39 AM  
More proof that MPFC has probably had as much influence on the English language as Shakespeare.
 
2013-03-30 05:14:49 AM  

CaptSacto: Ni!


Oh what sad times these are when travellers will say Ni! At will to old women
 
2013-03-30 05:23:36 AM  
This thread has become to silly.
 
Ni
2013-03-30 05:27:40 AM  
Dammit.
 
2013-03-30 05:33:30 AM  

Ni: Dammit.


11 years of planning for this one moment gone to heck.  You should have seen this coming.
 
2013-03-30 05:40:01 AM  

8 inches: I can relate.  Often times when I see no shrubbery, it leads to a stabbin'.


No big deal. It's only a flesh wound.
 
2013-03-30 05:40:59 AM  
No no, no. I said, "You must chop down the mightiest tree in the forest with...A HERRING."

/ni
/peng
/neee-wom
 
2013-03-30 06:06:53 AM  
I think this is the most quoteable movie ever
 
2013-03-30 06:20:24 AM  

Harry_Seldon: This thread has become to silly.

dl.dropbox.com

Harry_Seldon: This thread has become to  too silly.

 
2013-03-30 06:25:45 AM  
More responsible gun owners.
 
2013-03-30 06:38:31 AM  

Harry_Seldon: This thread has become to silly.


And what would you have us do, Knights Who Say... Knights Who Until Recently Said "Ni!"?
 
2013-03-30 07:21:00 AM  
Iky iky iky iky Ptang ptumth....


Ni!
 
2013-03-30 07:25:57 AM  
Somebody killed Romanian orphans over a shrubbery? Jesus!
*Reads article*
Oh FFS HuffPo! When are you going to hire peoople who can write, or copy editors. It's so shiate it's like a left of centre Daily Mail.

No Python references left. You greedy farkers, leave some for us late comers.
 
2013-03-30 07:28:56 AM  
Somebody killed Romanian orphans over a shrubbery? Jesus!


Romanes Eunt Domus ?
 
2013-03-30 08:28:36 AM  
Should have stuck to orphan rescuing instead of branching out into armed neighborhood beautification.
 
2013-03-30 08:30:02 AM  

evilbryan: Somebody killed Romanian orphans over a shrubbery? Jesus!



Perhaps they were arguing about whether it was an African or European shrubbery?
 
2013-03-30 08:38:11 AM  
MORE GUN LAWS!!
 
Rat
2013-03-30 08:42:19 AM  
The San Diego County Sheriff's Department said detectives arrested Michael Vilkin, 61, on suspicion of murder.

© its a fair cop
 
2013-03-30 08:54:33 AM  
On a related note, are any of the former Romanian orphans Hot? This thread needs more hot Romanian chicks!
 
2013-03-30 09:06:15 AM  
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2013-03-30 09:06:46 AM  

CaptSacto: Ni!


Nu!
 
2013-03-30 09:12:49 AM  
Guns making people safer again then...
 
2013-03-30 09:16:39 AM  
Guns don't kill people, Shrubbery Kills People!

/and thanks for the Hotties!
 
2013-03-30 09:21:31 AM  
Don't make topiary if you can't handle the consequences

1389blog.com
 
2013-03-30 09:29:56 AM  
it wasnt the bushes.  the jerk next door had been harrassing him for years
 
2013-03-30 09:30:12 AM  
I have a buddy that is an arborist and I've worked with him on some jobs when he needed an extra hand.  People lose their freaking minds over trees that overhang the property line.  I'm surprised I don't read about more shootings over these sorts of issues.
 
2013-03-30 12:27:16 PM  

rnatalie: [encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com image 270x187][encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com image 188x268][encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com image 203x248]


I don't know what that has to do with anything, but you're a prince.
 
2013-03-30 12:58:19 PM  

SpikeStrip: CaptSacto: Ni!

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You forgot p'tong
 
2013-03-30 01:10:59 PM  

Shadowknight: rnatalie: [encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com image 270x187][encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com image 188x268][encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com image 203x248]

I don't know what that has to do with anything, but you're a prince.


Alina Vacariu is Romanian and hot:


i.imgur.com
 
2013-03-30 02:50:52 PM  

Shadowknight: rnatalie: [encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com image 270x187][encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com image 188x268][encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com image 203x248]

I don't know what that has to do with anything, but you're a prince.


Someone asked for hot romanians.   I don't know if they're orphans or not.
 
2013-03-30 05:06:05 PM  

lucksi: I think this is the most quoteable movie ever


close. blazing saddles is #1
  where da white whimmin?'
 
2013-03-30 08:38:15 PM  
Wanted For Questioning:

theiowarepublican.com
 
2013-03-30 09:23:41 PM  

bigbobowski: lucksi: I think this is the most quoteable movie ever

close. blazing saddles is #1
  where da white whimmin?'


Thing is, The Holy Grail was mostly unobjectionable. Silly and dumb, but unobjectionable. Blazing Saddles is brilliant, but half of their most memorable quotes are things that you can't say in society anymore without being looked at like an asshole or possibly being shot.
 
2013-03-31 01:33:50 AM  

bigbobowski: lucksi: I think this is the most quoteable movie ever

close. blazing saddles is #1
  where da white whimmin?'


You've obviously never been in an Airplane! thread.
 
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