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(Yahoo)   You can dance if you want to. Except if you're in Germany   (finance.yahoo.com) divider line 83
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2013-03-30 12:34:26 AM  
Your? What does Bob have to say?
 
2013-03-30 12:36:57 AM  
I like to just read the URLs: they provide a nice caveman-style summary of the article: "GERMANY WANT BOOGIE EVERY DAY"
 
2013-03-30 12:37:24 AM  
My in Germany WHAT?
 
2013-03-30 12:38:06 AM  
WOW on the grammar, subs.
 
2013-03-30 12:38:39 AM  
Don't understand, why the grammar trolling?
 
2013-03-30 12:39:36 AM  
I was assured that now was the time on Sprockets where we dance.
 
2013-03-30 12:39:42 AM  
"you're"

"want to" or "want, too"
 
2013-03-30 12:42:10 AM  

thelonearranger: Don't understand; why the grammar trolling?

 
2013-03-30 12:44:51 AM  
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PozbCdtvixQ

Technoviking frowns on your shennanigans.
 
2013-03-30 12:44:56 AM  
"Except if." LOL. Nice.
 
2013-03-30 12:45:00 AM  
What if it's a Safety Dance???
 
2013-03-30 12:45:16 AM  

thelonearranger: Don't understand, why the grammar trolling?


Bad grammar=easy green

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2013-03-30 12:45:44 AM  
Footloose Fub lose
 
2013-03-30 12:45:54 AM  
Part of me wants to think subby did it on purpose because it involves grammar nazis and the story is about Germany.
But subby is probably just the usual result of the public education system in this country.
 
2013-03-30 12:45:59 AM  
weknowmemes.com
 
2013-03-30 12:46:36 AM  
My germany? Schweet, I always wanted a country of my own.

Charles.
 
2013-03-30 12:47:10 AM  
What if if my friends don't dance?
 
2013-03-30 12:47:36 AM  
If they don't dance, well they're no friends of mine.
 
2013-03-30 12:48:41 AM  

Ronnie_Zman: "you're"

"want to" or "want, too"


Came here for this, leaving happy.
 
2013-03-30 12:48:44 AM  

Great Janitor: What if it's a Safety Dance???


The Flake Dance is better.

Link
 
2013-03-30 12:49:14 AM  

Ronnie_Zman: WOW on the grammar, subs.

 
2013-03-30 12:49:54 AM  
disco ist nicht techno. Dieter frowns
 
2013-03-30 12:50:10 AM  
Do the Germans go to the spot they want to dance on the morning before, and lay a towel down on the spot?
 
2013-03-30 12:50:25 AM  
I will throw down real money and say I'm one of the worst grammar and spelling students on Fark.

Even I caught this!
 
2013-03-30 12:50:28 AM  
Actually allowing dancing without a license is illegal for bars and clubs in Tokyo. They recently started enforcing this old rule after the Yakuza beat a guy to death a club last year. Since they can't go after the Yakuza directly, they're hitting back at the clubs they own, I guess. That or it's the Yaks selling the licenses. Either way many places now ban dancing.
 
2013-03-30 12:50:57 AM  

thepeterd: If they don't dance, well they're ain't no friends of mine.


FTFY

/And pissing off the Grammar Nazis in the process. Bonus.
 
2013-03-30 12:52:07 AM  
i1.ytimg.com
Everyone look at you're pants!
 
2013-03-30 12:53:54 AM  
Halo Subby, Ich wettete, dass Sie in Deutschland wohnen.
 
2013-03-30 12:54:26 AM  

Krymson Tyde: Your? What does Bob have to say?


I've had entirely the correct amount of vodak.
 
2013-03-30 12:55:15 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-03-30 12:55:37 AM  
Tag is for subby's failure at using the English language

//me fail English, that's unpossible!
 
2013-03-30 12:59:24 AM  

randomjsa: I will throw down real money and say I'm one of the worst grammar and spelling students on Fark.

Even I caught this!


Yeah, you pretty much are.
 
2013-03-30 01:01:52 AM  
You can dance if you want to, you can plug up your friends behind.
 
2013-03-30 01:02:28 AM  
And slap the midget on the behind
 
2013-03-30 01:05:47 AM  

Pichu0102: [i.imgur.com image 300x169]


I'll see you and raise with Adam Jensen walks into a bar.
 
2013-03-30 01:08:48 AM  
Men without Hats call shenanigans.
 
2013-03-30 01:14:02 AM  
My understanding was that in Germany, there is a prescribed time that is that time when they dance.
 
2013-03-30 01:16:36 AM  
Html, how does it work?
 
2013-03-30 01:17:14 AM  
Those who support the law contend that a sacred day for reflection isn't asking too much.

If you want to sit around and reflect on Good Friday then go right ahead and do so.  People going out to dance on that same day will in no way stop you from doing so.
 
2013-03-30 01:20:37 AM  

hundreddollarman: Pichu0102: [i.imgur.com image 300x169]

I'll see you and raise with Adam Jensen walks into a bar.


He needs to be cooler.   Like, 20 percent cooler.
 
2013-03-30 01:22:52 AM  
Tanzverbot = "forbidden dancing".

Sounds sexy.
 
2013-03-30 01:24:42 AM  
Well, maybe they should just keep it to themselves behind 99 balloons.

They don't want Valhalla burning again, do they?

Oh, wait. They're German.  Maybe they do.
 
2013-03-30 01:25:37 AM  
Now is the time on Sprockets when we dance!

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-03-30 01:30:04 AM  
Wie Tanzen Macht Frei

imgc.allpostersimages.com
 
2013-03-30 01:31:06 AM  

megarian: Tanzverbot = "forbidden dancing".

Sounds sexy.


lies. nothing in german sounds sexy
 
2013-03-30 01:31:16 AM  
Everyone look at her cans

img.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-30 01:36:04 AM  

thisiszombocom: megarian: Tanzverbot = "forbidden dancing".

Sounds sexy.

lies. nothing in german sounds sexy


Tell that to my Mistress, Frau Eva.

*whip crack*
 
2013-03-30 01:41:25 AM  

Notabunny: Everyone look at her cans

[img.photobucket.com image 800x600]

Light beer? Piss off.

 
2013-03-30 02:22:49 AM  
frankfurt wants to dance on good friday; i want to eat frankfurters on good friday. why can't we all just get along?
 
2013-03-30 03:14:10 AM  

BuckTurgidson: What if if my friends don't dance?


The full story

Link
 
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