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(WWSB ABC 7)   Lesson not in the dad handbook: how to retrieve your son's severed finger from your dog's stomach   (mysuncoast.com) divider line 12
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2013-03-30 06:27:41 AM  
3 votes:

Great Janitor: Why have a dog if you have to keep it locked in a cage???  If your dog is already that viscous either give it to someone who can tame it or put it down.


I had a viscous dog once. It fell into an industrial size Waring Blender.
2013-03-30 07:05:07 AM  
2 votes:
This is why I own a cat. He will wait until I am dead before he starts to eat me.
2013-03-30 03:42:37 PM  
1 votes:

Publikwerks: That dog is dangerous.


Well... not any more.
2013-03-30 10:04:45 AM  
1 votes:
Came home from grade school, got a phone call from my mom. "Go over to Mrs. Polk's backyard, locate the lawn mower, find your big brother's finger. Have Mrs. Polk put it in a glass of ice water and run it over to the emergency center, m'kay?".

No panic, I got it done. Getting a kick.
2013-03-30 06:26:08 AM  
1 votes:
that will teach him to stick his finger where it shouldn't be....
All future girlfriends are not safe.....
2013-03-30 04:30:25 AM  
1 votes:

Gyrfalcon: doglover: johngiger: Good for dad.  I would have done the same thing.

I wouldn't. Like on all counts.

First off, why's the dog in the cage anyway?
Second, why's the kid unsupervised near the cage?
Third, why kill the dog just for the finger?

Total failure all 'round.

Yep yep.

If the dog was so vicious it needed to be caged, then the kid should have been nowhere near it. If the dog was vicious BECAUSE it had been caged, then the kid should have been nowhere near it, plus dad should be charged with cruelty to animals. If the dog was being crate-trained and wasn't meant to be around people (like it's an attack dog or something) then the kid REALLY shouldn't have been around it.

I dunno--Bradenton, a dog being kept in a cage that's so powerful it can break a kid's arm by biting his hand, a dog so vicious that dad has to shoot it "multiple times" to kill it--does this smell like a dog-fighting scenario to anyone else?

Also, you can live without your pinky finger.


But how would you properly drink your tea?
2013-03-30 04:28:48 AM  
1 votes:

doglover: davidphogan: doglover: First off, why's the dog in the cage anyway?
Second, why's the kid unsupervised near the cage?
Third, why kill the dog just for the finger?

I helped scavenge through the snow for fingerpieces of a neighbor as a kid, and that was being a good neighbor.  At least a snowblower was the culprit, and not a dog.

At least? If a dog in a cage takes your finger off, YOU are at fault. If you're too young to be at fault, your parents or guardian are to blame. No exceptions.

The dog was very clearly abused in this home and probably violent as a result. Also clear is that the father was very clearly an idiot. This kid will have to be very lucky to grow up without landing in jail or a box under his farked up tutelage.


Oh look at you and all your facts about dog behavior. It's like you love them or something.
2013-03-30 03:43:31 AM  
1 votes:

doglover: Cthulhu_is_my_homeboy: 11 year old should have been smart enough not to reach into a cage with a vicious dog.

Also that's a hell of a bite if it broke the kid's arm in addition to severing the pinky. What was going on here?

Animal abuse, child neglect, negligent firearms discharge within city limits, noise violations, littering, and felony dumbassery.


...within the city limits... what are you, a farkin park ranger, man?
2013-03-30 03:20:39 AM  
1 votes:

doglover: First off, why's the dog in the cage anyway?
Second, why's the kid unsupervised near the cage?
Third, why kill the dog just for the finger?


I helped scavenge through the snow for fingerpieces of a neighbor as a kid, and that was being a good neighbor.  At least a snowblower was the culprit, and not a dog.
2013-03-30 03:20:00 AM  
1 votes:
Hooray for ignorant dooshbags. An animals cage is its safety spot, all its own. And it takes a bit more than just reaching in to make a family pet take off a finger. So the kid taunts the dog to the point of anger, ignores the dogs warnings - and they do give warnings - then dooshbag Dad of dooshbag son completes the asshole cycle. These are people that should not be allowed to have another pet.

dammit i hate people so much.
2013-03-30 03:19:03 AM  
1 votes:
Was it The Amazing Harold?

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2013-03-30 03:16:58 AM  
1 votes:
Easy, kill the dog.
Gut the dog.
Retrieve finger.
Put finger on ice.
Rush kid and finger to hospital.
 
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